Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Kim, I'd stick to your original username;  I'm having a hard time not thinking about shitty fellatio as it is......not sure how it'd be if you actually changed your username to mean 'shitty fellatio'...JS 

Oh pleeeeeaaaassssse change your name to Shitty Fellatio! Please!!!

Just for the weekend!

Just for 24 hours!

Loopy, loopy, loopy, you are making it so difficult for me to concentrate on my work day ahead! 

Just love your stories, it is really like reading a smutty fic 

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He walked into my house as if he owned it, then showed me he owned my body...against the french doors
O/S *Entry into the Hot-Married-Sex Contest* AH; Romance, BDSM. Rated FH

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Loopy x Hubs - LPOV
Twilight/Breaking Doors Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-13-13 - Loopy & Hubs -In-progress

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Bwahahahahahaha   
OMG! Booked that was so great!  I love it! 

No idea how to fix it, could it be how you logged on? There is defo Thank You button etc at my end...maybe ask Mr Admin? Or FFG? Sorry Hon; but nice to see you!

So nite, nite; another long night, need some shut eye 

Y'know I should have done that, just logged off and sign back on again. I just did and it's fixed...thanks for suggesting that. Sometimes I feel so thick headed. Now I just need to go back 7 pages and hit that thank you button. Like you, off to bed g'night y'all.

I am still trying to figure out where to start with Kristen Ashley...   I think maybe I should read the Dream Man series?  I did read Knight and while I liked it, I didn't flove it because of the bit with her calling him daddy! Am I remembering that correctly?   

I recommend starting with Rock Chick.  You'll run across the Rock Chick gang in the Dream Man series, so it's better if you read the Rock Chick books first.

Loopy, loopy, loopy, you are making it so difficult for me to concentrate on my work day ahead! 

Just love your stories, it is really like reading a smutty fic 

Shattered Glass  reviews
He walked into my house as if he owned it, then showed me he owned my body...against the french doors
O/S *Entry into the Hot-Married-Sex Contest* AH; Romance, BDSM. Rated FH

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Loopy x Hubs - LPOV
Twilight/Breaking Doors Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-13-13 - Loopy & Hubs -In-progress

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That was priceless! 

But honestly? I think we should get a PTS-pervs account on FF.net and host that contest... 

Wait, i just want to make it clear, this portion of the summary
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felt it was so apt with the story of Loopy...all the rest I just edited/made up (i did count the no. of words  )
In my haste to post it before i began work, i forgot to give credit to the author Twiddler83. My bad...

Wait, i just want to make it clear, this portion of the summary

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came from here:

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felt it was so apt with the story of Loopy...all the rest I just edited/made up (i did count the no. of words  )
In my haste to post it before i began work, i forgot to give credit to the author Twiddler83. My bad...

I love it when you do "fic summaries". They are the funniest things on here! 

I am still trying to figure out where to start with Kristen Ashley...   I think maybe I should read the Dream Man series?  I did read Knight and while I liked it, I didn't flove it because of the bit with her calling him daddy! Am I remembering that correctly?   

I recommend starting with Rock Chick.  You'll run across the Rock Chick gang in the Dream Man series, so it's better if you read the Rock Chick books first.

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I've only read one KA book and that was Knight, I could just about stomach the 'daddy' nonsense

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I've never used the karma button...so have they stopped allowing us to see the 'body count' because....Wait. Why have they stopped us seeing the body count?

I'd stick to your original username;  I'm having a hard time not thinking about shitty fellatio as it is......not sure how it'd be if you actually changed your username to mean 'shitty fellatio'...JS 

There are no words.....

Oh pleeeeeaaaassssse change your name to Shitty Fellatio! Please!!!

Just for the weekend!

Just for 24 hours!

That is one of the funniest things I've ever read!  What a great way to start off this Friday the 13th!     You ladies are a really bad influence...  I'll change it temporarily because this is seriously cracking me up, but I can't bring myself to use that whole term.      LOL I still can't believe I picked that username.   I was laughing about it yesterday while reading on my phone and my friend asked what I was laughing at and I couldn't dare tell her...   Can you imagine?  "Well, I have this book club...  and I made up this username...  and it means "SF" (then I'd have to explain in depth) and the girls called me out on it and we laughed and laughed"...   then she would be like "What kind of book club are you a member of where its ok to talk about "SF"" (with big shocked eyes like these  )   

I was just thinking...   maybe if one of the mods could erase all the posts that quote that username I'll leave it "shifel" forever just for us all to have daily shnuggets & giggles.    Then only those of us "in the know" would know what it means and nobody would be mistakenly thinking I was sick and twisted.     Did I mention I am a prude in real life? 

That sounds like a nasty Dr Suess book!

Glass in my ass, in my back...in my crack! 

Are you this funny in person?  I can only imagine!    

That is one of the funniest things I've ever read!  What a great way to start off this Friday the 13th!     You ladies are a really bad influence...  I'll change it temporarily because this is seriously cracking me up, but I can't bring myself to use that whole term.      LOL I still can't believe I picked that username.   I was laughing about it yesterday while reading on my phone and my friend asked what I was laughing at and I couldn't dare tell her...   Can you imagine?  "Well, I have this book club...  and I made up this username...  and it means "SF" (then I'd have to explain in depth) and the girls called me out on it and we laughed and laughed"...   then she would be like "What kind of book club are you a member of where its ok to talk about "SF"" (with big shocked eyes like these  )   

I was just thinking...   maybe if one of the mods could erase all the posts that quote that username I'll leave it "shifel" forever just for us all to have daily shnuggets & giggles.    Then only those of us "in the know" would know what it means and nobody would be mistakenly thinking I was sick and twisted.     Did I mention I am a prude in real life? 

Are you this funny in person?  I can only imagine!   

  Oh God! I saw your post come up and I thought. "Who the hell is this!"then started reading and realised it was you kimkimkim with a new username; I hollered! I laughed so much I started crying and I'm sitting having a late lunch with a colleague...technically I'm her boss  so she can't dob me in for being crazy...