Since I know you are (mostly) OK...

 

Only you...

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Lol, I don't blame you hun.
We would of gone there instead but I'm kinda bored of the bed at the moment - even the one in our playroom. 

Okay here's something that will probably make you laugh.
The hubby came home last night feeling really horny (nothing new there really) and with Saxon in bed and my daughter at her Dad's we started getting busy in the front room.
We started on the couch and then ended up against our french doors which opens onto our back garden, we must of been a bit more "vigorous" than we thought as we broke one of the french doors and fell into the garden.
The dogs got excited and ran out into the garden and started to lick the hubby's ass, while he was trying to get up and I was just p*ssing myself with laughter as I'm such a supportive wife. 
I ended up in hospital and having to stay over night as I got glass in my ass and some in my back.
But me and bump are okay, the Doc just basically told us to be more careful. 
So now I have to sit on a rubber ring as I have a pain the ass - literally.   

So there you have it: another typical day in the life of me!! 

Okay here's something that will probably make you laugh.
The hubby came home last night feeling really horny (nothing new there really) and with Saxon in bed and my daughter at her Dad's we started getting busy in the front room.
We started on the couch and then ended up against our french doors which opens onto our back garden, we must of been a bit more "vigorous" than we thought as we broke one of the french doors and fell into the garden.
The dogs got excited and ran out into the garden and started to lick the hubby's ass, while he was trying to get up and I was just p*ssing myself with laughter as I'm such a supportive wife. 
I ended up in hospital and having to stay over night as I got glass in my ass and some in my back.
But me and bump are okay, the Doc just basically told us to be more careful. 
So now I have to sit on a rubber ring as I have a pain the ass - literally.   

So there you have it: another typical day in the life of me!! 

I'm quite fond of the new name but I don't dare keep it.   LOL   Sure, most people wouldn't know it meant that, but I can't take the chance of people thinking I'm into that sorta thing!   

Omg hun, I seriously don't blame you and if you and the hubby are gonna put on a show you don't wanna do it for free anyway.
Mind you our neighbour next who's in her 70's thinks our house is haunted as she heard us one night last year when we forgot to close the bedroom window and that just happened to be a night when we decided to use chains, rope etc. 

Why don't you just change the N to M?

Now complete!

Hard Hearted
Author: counselor
1946. The boys are home from the war. Eddie meets Isbe at the movies. Close dancing in a smoky club leads to love. Same night Eddie hooks up with the Irish mob. Love is thawing his hard heart, the same one needed for survival in his new and violent world. Isbe vows to stand by but Eddie likes it on the edge. When a four-leaf-clover isn't enough, can love prevail?
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 52 - Words: 116,164 - Reviews: 2,792 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 09-08-13 - Published: 05-29-13 - Status: Complete - id: 9338559
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OMG, I'm well jell - I love Caleb, I got drunk with him once at Glastonbury and he's a funny f**ker. 

I'm quite fond of the new name but I don't dare keep it.   LOL   Sure, most people wouldn't know it meant that, but I can't take the chance of people thinking I'm into that sorta thing!   

OK, I know it's not a Twific, but it is just soooooooo bad 


My Immortal
Author: TheJadedDolphin PM
We are re-posting the most hilarious fan-fic ever, the infamous Mary-Sue story, My Immortal. Flames please!
Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Angst - Draco M. & OC - Chapters: 44 - Words: 24,611 - Reviews: 2,966 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 01-11-11 - Published: 08-02-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6200297
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"We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)"

""Yeah NOT ALLOWED right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears."

and it gets worse and worse...

 

Wow. Just wow. Another great one from counselor! This woman really knows how to weave a (historic) tale. The language in Hard Hearted is easy, so no difficulties there. A B/E romance with a bit of drama and suspense. I started this yesterday and couldn't put it away. A definite rec!

I have so much to catch up on, three days and almost six pages.

1.  Absolutely love the Dior ad and the interview. RP is so gracious and friggin' hot!!!! I wanna take him home for just one day...ok I'll make do with an hour.
2.  Thanks for the recs, I'm a bit queasy about the tail.
3.  Loopy, we all want to be you for a day, or maybe just be a fly on the wall......
4.  The format for this board has changed. I no longer have a thank you button, I can't see stats. After two years of lurking on this site I'm finally an expert and I want to see that when I post something. I'm almost sure I'm doing something wrong, does anyone out there know how to fix this?  Thanks