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Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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Do you guys get the talking popup ads on this website?  I so wish there was an option to pay a fee and be ad free.  I'd think a lot of people would pay to use the website without ads, but not sure if that would even be possible to setup.    I understand why they have them and love this website so obviously dealing with the ads is worth it...  but if I hear "Wanna buy a boat?" one more time I might scream.   :D

I'm almost convinced that it is somehow unmuting my speakers to. LOL

My techtardness will make you cringe as I attempt to reply to this!

I use Chrome and I have Adblock, so I don't see any ads on any websites.

I do get a talking alert when someone sends me an email to my gmail account - and it just worked to my favour.

School holidays remind me how much afternoon tv sucks - I was snuggled on the couch (literally - I am using my ugly but oh so cozy snuggie - I only get to use it about 5 times every year) after lunch. I must have been having a little nanna nap when my laptop started talking to me. I need to start getting back into a normal sleep pattern again for when I go back to work next week so I shouldn't be napping and that email was received at the perfect moment to wake me up so I can go to sleep at a decent time tonight.
 
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My techtardness will make you cringe as I attempt to reply to this!

I use Chrome and Ihttps://www.perusingtheshelves.com/Smileys/emoji/cool.png have Adblock, so I don't see any ads on any websites.

I do get a talking alert when someone sends me an email to my gmail account - and it just worked to my favour.

School holidays remind me how much afternoon tv sucks - I was snuggled on the couch (literally - I am using my ugly but oh so cozy snuggie - I only get to use it about 5 times every year) after lunch. I must have been having a little nanna nap when my laptop started talking to me. I need to start getting back into a normal sleep pattern again for when I go back to work next week so I shouldn't be napping and that email was received at the perfect moment to wake me up so I can go to sleep at a decent time tonight.
A "nanna" nap?  We power nap here in California.  :D :D :D :D

Okay, not really.   ;D
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A "nanna" nap?  We power nap here in California.  :D :D :D :D

Okay, not really.   ;D

I used to power nap when I was going to school during the day and working at night.  If I got a 15 minute snooze, I'd be good to go for quite a while.  My power naps now take about 2 hours!
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A power nap is different to a nanna nap.

A power nap has the intent of napping.

A nanna nap is when you doze off unintentionally, often in a non-napping position.

And on a rare occasion, a good nanna ends when you wake yourself up by snoring!  :P


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A power nap is different to a nanna nap.

A power nap has the intent of napping.

A nanna nap is when you doze off unintentionally, often in a non-napping position.

And on a rare occasion, a good nanna ends when you wake yourself up by snoring!  :P
With a really sore neck.....  :NeenerNeener:
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A power nap is different to a nanna nap.

A power nap has the intent of napping.

A nanna nap is when you doze off unintentionally, often in a non-napping position.

And on a rare occasion, a good nanna ends when you wake yourself up by snoring!  :P

That used to happen to me all the time when I was in law school.  I'd be studying at home with a cat perched partially on my shoulder and partially on the back of the comfy chair I was sittinging in.  The cat would purr loudly in my ear and before I knew what was happening, I zonked out.   That cat was always messing up my study schedule!
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That used to happen to me all the time when I was in law school.  I'd be studying at home with a cat perched partially on my shoulder and partially on the back of the comfy chair I was sittinging in.  The cat would purr loudly in my ear and before I knew what was happening, I zonked out.   That cat was always messing up my study schedule!
I'm thinking it was the books.  Any school textbooks do that to me...  :D :D :D

I read about this psychic who could sleep on books and know them when he woke up.  I was so jealous. 
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I'm thinking it was the books.  Any school textbooks do that to me...  :D :D :D

I read about this psychic who could sleep on books and know them when he woke up.  I was so jealous.

Well, sometimes it was the books.  But that cat had a purr like a motorboat and when she was on my shoulder, she never stopped.  It would knock me out every time.
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I'm thinking it was the books.  Any school textbooks do that to me...  :D :D :D

I read about this psychic who could sleep on books and know them when he woke up.  I was so jealous.

I should try that - but the only books I read now are twific softcore p0rn!
 
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I used to power nap when I was going to school during the day and working at night.  If I got a 15 minute snooze, I'd be good to go for quite a while.  My power naps now take about 2 hours!

I never really got that, to sleep for a couple minutes. If I do that I wake up all stupid and disoriented. It never worked for me. :D
 

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Well, sometimes it was the books.  But that cat had a purr like a motorboat and when she was on my shoulder, she never stopped.  It would knock me out every time.
Purring is much preferred to what my cats are doing right now.....

Stupid hairballs. And I just vacuumed.  I really think they plan it that way.

When the new kitten isn't killing me, she does purr very nicely.  ;D
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I never really got that, to sleep for a couple minutes. If I do that I wake up all stupid and disoriented. It never worked for me. :D

I wake up stupid and disoriented from 2 hour naps!  At that point, all I really want to do is go back to sleep.
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My local news are all talking about tomorrow's fireworks, about how this year they are making up for last years disaster. I don't think that possible.

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This is what happened, all freaking day waiting for that and it didn't even last a minute.
 
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Purring is much preferred to what my cats are doing right now.....

Stupid hairballs. And I just vacuumed.  I really think they plan it that way.

When the new kitten isn't killing me, she does purr very nicely.  ;D

One of my cats is throwing up everything she eats.  The last time I had a cat that did that, I paid about $3,000 for micro-surgery and then had to feed her through a tube in her stomach for a couple of months.  This while I had a newborn child on my hands, as well.  I've already prepared my kids for the current cat's coming demise, though.  I've decided I'm not going through all that again.  (Boy, does that sound selfish and heartless.)  I think American shorthairs (i.e., mutts, you know, the gray, stripey ones) don't live as long as less mixed breeds and are more prone to liver and kidney diseases.  No scientific evidence to back that statement up, only personal experience.
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One of my cats is throwing up everything she eats.  The last time I had a cat that did that, I paid about $3,000 for micro-surgery and then had to feed her through a tube in her stomach for a couple of months.  This while I had a newborn child on my hands, as well.  I've already prepared my kids for the current cat's coming demise, though.  I've decided I'm not going through all that again.  (Boy, does that sound selfish and heartless.)  I think American shorthairs (i.e., mutts, you know, the gray, stripey ones) don't live as long as less mixed breeds and are more prone to liver and kidney diseases.  No scientific evidence to back that statement up, only personal experience.

Not selfish and heartless at all - I had to make the tough decision to have both of my adopted dogs put to sleep, but in the end, it was the kindest choice for both of them.

It's also the reason I don't have any pets at the moment.
 
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My local news are all talking about tomorrow's fireworks, about how this year they are making up for last years disaster. I don't think that possible.

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This is what happened, all freaking day waiting for that and it didn't even last a minute.

Happy 4th of July to you all! It's 3:40pm here so the day is nearly over for us, but I hope you all have a great day.

We don't sell fireworks here, so when we have them, it has to be done by a licensed person and they're usually pretty good.

You get the occasional illegal firework, especially on New Years, but they only set off one before they have to scamper.

I love fireworks! I turn into a 5 year old every time I see them.

ETD: Aww - the poor guy! But it looks like it was impressive for the spectators, even if 16 minutes worth of fireworks went off in 15 seconds.
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Happy 4th of July to you all! It's 3:40pm here so the day is nearly over for us, but I hope you all have a great day.

We don't sell fireworks here, so when we have them, it has to be done by a licensed person and they're usually pretty good.

You get the occasional illegal firework, especially on New Years, but they only set off one before they have to scamper.

I love fireworks! I turn into a 5 year old every time I see them.

I'm looking forward to fireworks tomorrow night.  My darling daughter has a few days off from her summer camp job and came home this evening.  My boys are not off at camp, so they'll also be home.  We live next door to a university that has a prime, not too crowded area for viewing the fireworks that will go off over a nearby park.  It will be great.  The last time we had fireworks in the area was the night before graduation at the neighboring university.  We were being driven home by a U.S. Marshall after the car accident that totaled my car.  The fireworks started going off and everyone in the car ducked and flinched!  The boys and I were still traumatized and, I assume, it was an automatic reaction from an officer of the law!  Luckily, I remembered fairly quickly that it was fireworks for graduation before we all really flipped out.
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One of my cats is throwing up everything she eats.  The last time I had a cat that did that, I paid about $3,000 for micro-surgery and then had to feed her through a tube in her stomach for a couple of months.  This while I had a newborn child on my hands, as well.  I've already prepared my kids for the current cat's coming demise, though.  I've decided I'm not going through all that again.  (Boy, does that sound selfish and heartless.)  I think American shorthairs (i.e., mutts, you know, the gray, stripey ones) don't live as long as less mixed breeds and are more prone to liver and kidney diseases.  No scientific evidence to back that statement up, only personal experience.
Yeah, that one wouldn't have happened.  I had a grey striped shorthair that lived around 18 years.  She was really annoying. 

But when I was living in the last place? They all seemed to die from liver or kidney issues at around 6 to 8 years old.  I don't know if it was because they were outdoor cats or not.  But since we keep them indoors? They seem to be living longer.  I have one who is around 12 now. He's the one that throws up all the time. And I had him checked out.  They think he eats too fast because there was nothing else wrong with him.  :-\
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Happy 4th of July to you all! It's 3:40pm here so the day is nearly over for us, but I hope you all have a great day.

We don't sell fireworks here, so when we have them, it has to be done by a licensed person and they're usually pretty good.

You get the occasional illegal firework, especially on New Years, but they only set off one before they have to scamper.

I love fireworks! I turn into a 5 year old every time I see them.

ETD: Aww - the poor guy! But it looks like it was impressive for the spectators, even if 16 minutes worth of fireworks went off in 15 seconds.
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It's the same here.  Normal people can only use the "safe and sane" fireworks which are minimal things like sparklers and those noisy piccolo petes. 

This year, it is so dry though, we aren't allowed to even use the safe and sane.  Though the next town over is allowed them.  You know what that means.....

We should still get the fireworks at the fairgrounds and then at the ballpark.  They are usually pretty good.  Though I've never seen them all go off in less than 15 seconds LOL! That would have been really disappointing.
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Turns out this story is not even good. Well maybe it is but eh I've read better, definitely a disappointment.

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I probably should mention BIG SPOILER

At first it was good
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