This is all Matron's fault or I would never be telling this story again.   Do you ever wonder about the inspirations behind some Twilight story ideas?   It all started when a friend was telling me about a show that used to be on cable (and evidently no longer is since the friend who told me about it can no longer find it) that sold sex toys (sort of a home shopping network of sex toys).  One was a vibrator for joggers - had 5 different settings 1 being low setting all the way to 5 being the highest setting.  Now why anyone would want to wear a vibrator jogging is beyond me but to each their own.   I made the remark about what would happen if it accidently got stuck on 5 in the middle of the sidewalk, 911 got the call and the victim ended up in emergency and had to explain to the staff who had probably already seen it all including the dimwits who get their dicks stuck in vacuum cleaner hoses.   We were on the phone and were laughing so hard by the end of the conversation that we had to hang up on each other.  Anyway - I was reading Silver Lining by Kimpy at the time - Bella was into sex toys and was introducing them to Edward (they were both middle-aged in this fic) and was laughing at a particular chapter and pm'd Kimpy and relayed the above story to her which she absolutely thought was hysterical.  She included an idea in a following chapter and ended up thanking me in author's notes under my partial e-mail address rather than my name.  You'll have to go read the fic because its been so long that I can't remember the exact usage of above.   Now that I've all made your Saturday a little bit brighter hopefully - I think I'll just slink off into the sunset......

Man, the bathroom vending machines sure have changed.  This was in a fairly normal restaurant, luckily my daughter hasn't started noticing things like this yet so I don't have to try and explain what some these are.

Wow, haven't seen one of those here. It's  usually the good old sanitary pad and tissue paper machines. The bars I go to don't have this either. What surprised me was the first one. I was just about to ask what a massage rub was but i read Matron's post  that it was a vibe. 

Actually, what "bothers" me more is seeing condoms at the checkout counter of all 7/11 and mini-stop stores here. It's like openly promoting or encouraging people to go have sex (sorry for my puritanical thoughts). Why couldn't they have stuck to selling it at drugstores? I don't mind the idea of it promoting safe sex. But seeing it so out in the open makes me think it influences people to think about doing it more or that it's ok to go and have sex anytime. With the no. of unwanted pregnancies and kids having sex at high school age growing in this country, it really saddens me that the young people do things they are not prepared to handle the consequences of.

Just last week, my 12 yr old son was looking at the gaily colored frenzy condom box as he was paying for his slurpy. Had to tell him what it was for. He is still so "innocent" that i hope he doesn't start looking for p0rn on his ipad. Gahhhhhhhhh, my baby!!!! I know i can't shelter them forever, but i hate it when they seem to be growing up fast. 

*end of rant*

Wow! Some of our bathrooms (mostly in gas stations) have condom machines now, but was that first one a VIBRATOR machine? Has anyone ever been out and about and just thought "dangit, I need a vibe right now!!"?

Yeah, "Massage Stab" or vibrator is what made me take the picture, it says "Ihres Gesundheit zuliebe oder einfach zum Entspannen"/For your health's sake or simply relaxing. I just had to laugh.

I can understand need condoms and to a certain degree skimpy underwear while you are out on a date, but not the vibrator.

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I'm kind of pissed with it. I almost flounced, ended up skimming it.


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I started that fic and got pissed. I quit reading as well

I need an intervention ....I'm still wrapped up in SoA...I can't stop. I have not picked up a book....at all!!!
Lazy Sunday so just guess what I'll be doing all day

I need an intervention ....I'm still wrapped up in SoA...I can't stop. I have not picked up a book....at all!!!
Lazy Sunday so just guess what I'll be doing all day

Is it on Netflix?   

SPeaking of shows...  did we discuss this last season of Game of Thrones?  That finale!!!!  Ahhhhh.

Is it on Netflix?   

SPeaking of shows...  did we discuss this last season of Game of Thrones?  That finale!!!!  Ahhhhh.

Yep, it's on Netflix...lucky me.

The finale of GoT killed me!!!! I cannot believe, no, do not believe Who is gone. I googled it, yeah I did, and there are so many theories.  Something with the eyes....

Y'know, when Charlie Hunnan was chosen for FSoG I so did not get it...I was like wtf...who is this guy. I so get it now. He is badass plus cute as hell. He would have made a better Christian.

I hope I fixed that. Sorry if anyone read before I corrected.

Man, the bathroom vending machines sure have changed.  This was in a fairly normal restaurant, luckily my daughter hasn't started noticing things like this yet so I don't have to try and explain what some these are.

Whoa! I've only seen these machines in a few sorted night clubs, and random bathroom stops on highways.. *hahahaa!!

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I'm still not sure what to think about Ben as Batman [emoji53] Should be interesting!
He's still stinkin cute!
Speaking of Ben... Finally saw Gone Girl a few weekends ago.. Wow... Just... Wow... It was good!! [emoji106]

Finished Fate Interrupted by Drotuno.. Ehhh... It was ok... I wanted badly to love it, but it just didn't hook me.

Based on Demaris' recommendation on Goodreads I read Tight by Alessandra Torre and it was really good.   Strangely a dark subject, but somehow still super romantic and swoony.      I did catch on early about what was going on with Kitty, but I totally missed the other big reveal.   I actually didn't realize until I read some of the spoiler reviews after, but I read the whole book pretty much in one sitting and was extremely tired!

Damn, having a slow time finishing the 3rd book of Cherrie Lynn's Ross Siblings series. Book 2 was the best one. Hope to finish it tonight (300+ pages to go), put off reading book 4 so i can start Tight tom.

It doesn't help when i get sidetracked playing Cooking Dash, Pet Rescue Saga, Farm Heroes Saga and Candy Crush Soda.  Yeah, shows you am not too into the book am reading now.