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Thread #6 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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you bet i will!   :D :D :D

Awwwww, am sorry i took away your chance to get a bribe. Will this make up for it?  ;) :)
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from the size of things, i bet jared leto has no problem "making ends meet".  ^-^

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Just got home from an impromptu after work drinks with hubs and his HS buddies. The range of topics discussed always fun with these guys. I arrived late so half a bottle of jack and several beers were gone already. Lo and behold, they were first complaining about having to dye their hair, and paying for their wives' hair too which is "damned expensive". One guy said his dad hardly has any white hair so he himself hasn't ever dyed his. Another challenged "what about your pubes?", he said "i don't notice bec i shave"... Another chimed in "me too! I get a brazilian"... I couldn't stop laughing bec they started comparing notes on their techniques, the razors they use, shaving even their balls area  :o :P I was thinking to myself... "I just had this same convo with my online girlfriends recently!" :D :D . Never thought i'd ever talk about this with men, face to face, and i was the only girl at the table. Guess our bunch is really past caring about TMI when they've had a few  :D :D :D
 
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Speaking of libraries, I finally got my copy of A Discovery of Witches, since a few of you seemed to like it and I've completely forgotten how small some of the print can be with REAL BOOKS. I feel like I'm straining my eyes just squinting at the tiny ass text. I've grown so spoiled with my tablet and the apps I can use to make text bigger and dim the lighting.

I've always wondered how the increase of technology is going to affect eye sight in the future. At the moment I've got 20/10 vision and have never worn glasses, but how quickly will vision be affected when everyone is basically staring at a giant light for hours at a time. That goes for computers as well.

Ooooo!! I'd love to hear how you like it  :)  I've just purchased the 3rd book, loved the first 2!

Yeah... I've always had to wear reading glasses, I would get major headaches at school when I was a kid. Now, I can't even look at my phone without  needing my glasses!
 
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Ok, we have in writing that if MS is ever finished you will provide a pic of Jnr. >:D  Everyone make a note and lets hope that MS gets finished.... :D :D :D :D
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*keeping fingers crossed*

*uncrossing fingers so I can type*  Well we can always hope it will happen. If only to see jnr.   :D :D :D :D

She said she promised her mother she would finish it. Um, how healthy is her mom? ? ? ?  :P
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Hey, if she promised her mom, she has to finish it. I'm pretty sure that there is some rule out there about breaking promises made to mom...right? :grin:
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you bet i will!   :D :D :D
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LOL Loopy,  I hope you dont end up regretting that comment ROFL
The hubby's been reading your comments and he was like "What the hell have you done know!" I try to act innocent but that never works (I wonder why!?!  ??? :P :P).
Ah, what he doesn't know won't hurt him and I've plenty of pics and videos to choose from.  >:D >:D

tricklem, hun I use that excuse to get my daughter to finish her chores.  :P
I never thought that excuse would backfire on me this way.  :D :D
 
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I saw this the other day and I watched the video several hundred times now - it never gets old.  >:D >:D
I'd say he scores at least a 5 on the John Hamm Bulge Scale.  :P :P
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Ohhhhh Booked. I if didn't already love you this would have done it!  :love: I adore Mr Leto both artistically and carnally....Sh!t! Video has been deleted!!! :33:
This is the best quality video I could find and the grab is repeated several times.  >:D >:D :-* :-*
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I totally agree with the dumping the ho.....   :D :D :D
So glad I'm not alone in thinking this.  >:D >:D  :D :D
 
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Just got home from an impromptu after work drinks with hubs and his HS buddies. The range of topics discussed always fun with these guys. I arrived late so half a bottle of jack and several beers were gone already. Lo and behold, they were first complaining about having to dye their hair, and paying for their wives' hair too which is "damned expensive". One guy said his dad hardly has any white hair so he himself hasn't ever dyed his. Another challenged "what about your pubes?", he said "i don't notice bec i shave"... Another chimed in "me too! I get a brazilian"... I couldn't stop laughing bec they started comparing notes on their techniques, the razors they use, shaving even their balls area  :o :P I was thinking to myself... "I just had this same convo with my online girlfriends recently!" :D :D . Never thought i'd ever talk about this with men, face to face, and i was the only girl at the table. Guess our bunch is really past caring about TMI when they've had a few  :D :D :D
Are you sure the hubby's not been secretly coming on here to see what we discuss.  :D :D
I would of totally pee'd my pants laughing at the whole shaving technique conversation.  :P :P
 
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Are you sure the hubby's not been secretly coming on here to see what we discuss.  :D :D
I would of totally pee'd my pants laughing at the whole shaving technique conversation.  :P :P

 :D :D good thing i didn't spew my drink when the "brazilian" guy said "you have to use a razor with four blades so the balls will be smooth... I pull them up and do it carefully"  :D :D :D duh!!!  :D :D

I did contribute to say there is a veet for men which burns off the hair. I said they should go to amazon to look for it and read the funny reviews. They were like "burn?!" a few of them i could see doing a jared leto, but trying to protect their goods while imagining the possible pain .  :D :D :D :D

After awhile they were saying, how the hell did we get from dyeing our hair to shaving our pubes??   :D :D :D
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:D :D good thing i didn't spew my drink when the "brazilian" guy said "you have to use a razor with four blades so the balls will be smooth... I pull them up and do it carefully"  :D :D :D duh!!!  :D :D

I did contribute to say there is a veet for men which burns off the hair. I said they should go to amazon to look for it and read the funny reviews. They were like "burn?!" a few of them i could see doing a jared leto, trying to protect their goods while imagining the possible pain .  :D :D :D :D

After awhile they were saying, how the hell did we get from dyeing our hair to shaving our pubes??   :D :D :D
OMG, that's even more detail than we shared, as none of mentioned how we actually shave/wax our va-jay-jay's.  :D :D
I think I love your hubby and his friends, they sound like a blast when they're drinking.  :) :)
 
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Just got home from an impromptu after work drinks with hubs and his HS buddies. The range of topics discussed always fun with these guys. I arrived late so half a bottle of jack and several beers were gone already. Lo and behold, they were first complaining about having to dye their hair, and paying for their wives' hair too which is "damned expensive". One guy said his dad hardly has any white hair so he himself hasn't ever dyed his. Another challenged "what about your pubes?", he said "i don't notice bec i shave"... Another chimed in "me too! I get a brazilian"... I couldn't stop laughing bec they started comparing notes on their techniques, the razors they use, shaving even their balls area  :o :P I was thinking to myself... "I just had this same convo with my online girlfriends recently!" :D :D . Never thought i'd ever talk about this with men, face to face, and i was the only girl at the table. Guess our bunch is really past caring about TMI when they've had a few  :D :D :D

Holy Moly that is hysterical  :D  :D  :D
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I totally agree with the dumping the ho.....   :D :D :D

Edward really needs to dump Tanya in Wisp. I can't wait to read the part where he does!
 
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I saw this the other day and I watched the video several hundred times now - it never gets old.  >:D >:D
I'd say he scores at least a 5 on the John Hamm Bulge Scale.  :P :P
This is the best quality video I could find and the grab is repeated several times.  >:D >:D :-* :-*
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So glad I'm not alone in thinking this.  >:D >:D  :D :D

No FUC KING way?! That's...I'm...I...speechless Just one massive stuttering mess....

* shakes head in a daze* Now. What were the rest of you talking about?.....
 
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Speaking of libraries, I finally got my copy of A Discovery of Witches, since a few of you seemed to like it and I've completely forgotten how small some of the print can be with REAL BOOKS. I feel like I'm straining my eyes just squinting at the tiny ass text. I've grown so spoiled with my tablet and the apps I can use to make text bigger and dim the lighting.

I've always wondered how the increase of technology is going to affect eye sight in the future. At the moment I've got 20/10 vision and have never worn glasses, but how quickly will vision be affected when everyone is basically staring at a giant light for hours at a time. That goes for computers as well.

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Ooooo!! I'd love to hear how you like it  :)  I've just purchased the 3rd book, loved the first 2!

Yeah... I've always had to wear reading glasses, I would get major headaches at school when I was a kid. Now, I can't even look at my phone without  needing my glasses!

I'm 90% through Book 1, and I like the plot but sometimes find errors the the writing, or maybe they are just what I perceive to be errors.  For example do you put on "a pair of leggings" or "pair of leggings".
 
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So here in Austria, there is a product called You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login.  It is a birth preparation tool that is essentially a balloon with a hand pump attached to help stretch things before birth so you don't need an episiotomy and tearing is reduced. 

I was out to dinner with friends, and one girl who is pregnant was talking about how she was researching alternatives to the Epi-No (since it is somewhat expensive) and one website suggested visiting a sex shop instead, and she said "Oh yeah, like in 50 Shades of Grey, and the love balls".  She actually went to one store and looked at the inflatable dildos, but decided on the actual medical product instead.

I haven't read 50 Shades of Grey, and that makes me less likely to now.
 
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This one I know is a fanfiction writer! I've read this story as a Twific ( though again I can't remember the name) Which one is she? Anyone?

Jennifer Lane - Streamline
Seems like Leo Scott has it all: looks, brains, and athletic talent. He’s captain of his high school swim team with a bright future in college and beyond. But Leo has secrets. His mother’s crippling car accident has devastated his family and left Leo to deal with his father’s abuse, battered and alone.

Leo’s girlfriend Audrey Rose is poised for her own share of success. As one of Florida’s top high school swimmers, Audrey dreams of college swimming stardom. But there’s an obstacle to her glorious rise to the top. Her number-one supporter--her father--is in prison for murder.

Part murder mystery, part tale of young love in a military family, this gripping story takes readers on a journey from Pensacola to Annapolis. Leo and Audrey must band together to rise above the adversity they encounter and find their true selves in the process. When everything’s on the line . . . streamline.
 
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So here in Austria, there is a product called You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login.  It is a birth preparation tool that is essentially a balloon with a hand pump attached to help stretch things before birth so you don't need an episiotomy and tearing is reduced. 

I was out to dinner with friends, and one girl who is pregnant was talking about how she was researching alternatives to the Epi-No (since it is somewhat expensive) and one website suggested visiting a sex shop instead, and she said "Oh yeah, like in 50 Shades of Grey, and the love balls".  She actually went to one store and looked at the inflatable dildos, but decided on the actual medical product instead.

I haven't read 50 Shades of Grey, and that makes me less likely to now.
LOL! Read MOTU. It's free here.  And? The balls were kind of hot.  But they won't stretch anything.  The only time he talked about stretching things had to do with a nal sex.  Not that they ever did it if I remember correctly.  Really, there is no real S&M in MOTU. He wants it originally,  she says she'll try, but when it comes down to it, she says hell no. 

The sex is hot, but it was the underlying story I really enjoyed. Similar to Loner, but a grown up version.  ;)
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This one I know is a fanfiction writer! I've read this story as a Twific ( though again I can't remember the name) Which one is she? Anyone?

Jennifer Lane - Streamline
Seems like Leo Scott has it all: looks, brains, and athletic talent. He’s captain of his high school swim team with a bright future in college and beyond. But Leo has secrets. His mother’s crippling car accident has devastated his family and left Leo to deal with his father’s abuse, battered and alone.

Leo’s girlfriend Audrey Rose is poised for her own share of success. As one of Florida’s top high school swimmers, Audrey dreams of college swimming stardom. But there’s an obstacle to her glorious rise to the top. Her number-one supporter--her father--is in prison for murder.

Part murder mystery, part tale of young love in a military family, this gripping story takes readers on a journey from Pensacola to Annapolis. Leo and Audrey must band together to rise above the adversity they encounter and find their true selves in the process. When everything’s on the line . . . streamline.
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I totally agree with the dumping the ho.....   :D :D :D

I want him to dump her, but first I want him to see what a b**** she has been to Wisp.
 
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I want him to dump her, but first I want him to see what a b**** she has been to Wisp.

I really want him to see how horrible she has been to Wisp as well. I hope the author writes that in the story.
 
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The hubby's been reading your comments and he was like "What the hell have you done know!" I try to act innocent but that never works (I wonder why!?!  :huh: :tongue: :tongue: ).
Ah, what he doesn't know won't hurt him and I've plenty of pics and videos to choose from.  >:D >:D

tricklem, hun I use that excuse to get my daughter to finish her chores.  :tongue:
I never thought that excuse would backfire on me this way.  :D :D


Well that mix up lead to a big  :D :D  payout for the rest of us.  :D >:D


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Just got home from an impromptu after work drinks with hubs and his HS buddies. The range of topics discussed always fun with these guys. I arrived late so half a bottle of jack and several beers were gone already. Lo and behold, they were first complaining about having to dye their hair, and paying for their wives' hair too which is "damned expensive". One guy said his dad hardly has any white hair so he himself hasn't ever dyed his. Another challenged "what about your pubes?", he said "i don't notice bec i shave"... Another chimed in "me too! I get a brazilian"... I couldn't stop laughing bec they started comparing notes on their techniques, the razors they use, shaving even their balls area  I was thinking to myself... "I just had this same convo with my online girlfriends recently!"   . Never thought i'd ever talk about this with men, face to face, and i was the only girl at the table. Guess our bunch is really past caring about TMI when they've had a few     :D

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 :D :D good thing i didn't spew my drink when the "brazilian" guy said "you have to use a razor with four blades so the balls will be smooth... I pull them up and do it carefully"  :D :D :D  duh!!!  :D :D

I did contribute to say there is a veet for men which burns off the hair. I said they should go to amazon to look for it and read the funny reviews. They were like "burn?!" a few of them i could see doing a jared leto, but trying to protect their goods while imagining the possible pain .  :D :D :D :D

After awhile they were saying, how the hell did we get from dyeing our hair to shaving our pubes??   :D :D :D

So tell us did you learn anything good or interesting during this enlightening  :D :D :D  conversation? Please do share with the rest of the class.  :D :D :D  If they know of better ways to get rid of pubic hair, we need to know.  :D :D :D 
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