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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

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It bugs you because, like me, ya like an author to THINK before they write. But again it might be an Australian thing. Here you can get a passport in a day if you pay more and happen to live near a passport office, which considering there are only 7, spread throughout the UK, that takes luck. You drop your paperwork off in the morning and collect it in the afternoon, maybe it's the same in Australia?


So I have finally started Wisp, first chapter so no opinion yet
That could be it. It takes about 3 months now. It's been a while since I got one. I think you can pay extra for rush delivery. But rush is like 2 weeks. 

Wisp starts out interesting.  A little slow and you aren't sure what to make of it.  I will say, if you are looking for lemons?  Don't bother. But it is an angst-fest especially when
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First, Happy New Year everyone!! Here's hoping that 2015 will be better than 2014.

Ella, I know that here you can pay extra and get a new passport app expedited so that it comes within 2 weeks rather than the standard 6-8. Maybe it is the same over there? The one wrinkle that I can think of is that her daughter's father would have to sign off on the passport app agreeing to the child being taken out of the country. My co-worker just went through this for her daughter to get her passport.
The father is not an issue
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  it messes up the beginning of the story if you know that. I'm trying not to spoil it for others who might like to read it.  So far, it's been a good read.  I'm supposed to be studying for the bar exam, but I keep taking breaks to read "just a chapter"  Yeah or 3.  Why did I sign up to take this test?   :banghead: :NeenerNeener: :17:
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It's different here in the US. My husband took the boys when they really young to get their passports and nothing was required of me. That was a long time ago tho' maybe things have changed since then.
Were the surnames of the parents different on the birth certificate in your friends case? If so, maybe that's why consent was needed.....who knows

Happy 2015 everyone.

The kids have dad's last name, but the information is required on the passport application here. I don't know if they would even accept unknown on the application.

Ok, so since there aren't really any TMI questions forbidden here, I have to ask......What do you guys use for hair removal? I have been looking into something that is permanent, but reviews seem to vary across the board. Anyone here willing to share?


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The father is not an issue
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  it messes up the beginning of the story if you know that. I'm trying not to spoil it for others who might like to read it.  So far, it's been a good read.  I'm supposed to be studying for the bar exam, but I keep taking breaks to read "just a chapter"  Yeah or 3.  Why did I sign up to take this test?   :banghead: :NeenerNeener: :17:


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It's different here in the US. My husband took the boys when they really young to get their passports and nothing was required of me. That was a long time ago tho' maybe things have changed since then.
Were the surnames of the parents different on the birth certificate in your friends case? If so, maybe that's why consent was needed.....who knows

Happy 2015 everyone.
If the parents are still married it shouldn't be a problem. What is an issue is when a non-custodial parent wants to take a child out of the country without permission. Or even the custodial parent.  I've had friends who couldn't move because of the custody agreements didn't allow them to leave the state.  I can understand it if the relationship is bad.
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The kids have dad's last name, but the information is required on the passport application here. I don't know if they would even accept unknown on the application.

Ok, so since there aren't really any TMI questions forbidden here, I have to ask......What do you guys use for hair removal? I have been looking into something that is permanent, but reviews seem to vary across the board. Anyone here willing to share?
TMI!?! What's that?  :P :P  :D :D

I shave as I've tried waxing/laser removal/bleaching etc and none of it's really worked for me. Shavings a bugger as it's a daily job but that's nothing new for me as I inherited my Dad's gorilla gene.  :D :D
If you're gonna shave everyday you have to make sure you moisturise every time or otherwise it gets a tad itchy.  ;) :D :D

My friend wants me to go down the 70's p0rn route though as she's trying the whole burning technique at her boutique and wants me to be her guinea pig.  :o :o
Mind you if it permanently rid of hair, I'm all for it.  >:D
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Bingo!  :D :D :D

OK. Wisp...
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LOL James is the typical bad guy here. Did you expect different?    ;D

Did you ever read Cris's As Children At Play?  Another angst story. With an evil Charlie and Vamp Cullens.  I actually enjoyed it.  Um, that doesn't sound right. I thought it was a good story. I do like the "Edward rescues Bella" stories though.  ;)
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The kids have dad's last name, but the information is required on the passport application here. I don't know if they would even accept unknown on the application.

Ok, so since there aren't really any TMI questions forbidden here, I have to ask......What do you guys use for hair removal? I have been looking into something that is permanent, but reviews seem to vary across the board. Anyone here willing to share?



Because you like a challenge?  :D
I wish I knew. Hair removal sucks. I'm BRCA2 so I had my ovaries removed a few years ago. The hair in places you normally shave has gotten fine and light, so shaving has become minimal. Lasts for a week or so.  At least my legs and underarms. However, my "mustache" is now getting darker and more whiskery. I steal my husband's electric shaver but it's a daily thing. I used to use a depilatory but then I started getting wrinkles and it would burn. So I quit.

I would love to permanently remove it.  All those home light treatment things sound good but then you see how long it lasts versus how much it costs.  Doesn't seem worth it. 
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That could be it. It takes about 3 months now. It's been a while since I got one. I think you can pay extra for rush delivery. But rush is like 2 weeks. 

Wisp starts out interesting.  A little slow and you aren't sure what to make of it.  I will say, if you are looking for lemons?  Don't bother. But it is an angst-fest especially when
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Ella are you reading Wisp now too?
 
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It's been pretty good so far. She's from Australia so I'm giving her leeway on the fact people seem to be able to travel from Forks to Seattle in minutes rather than hours. So I don't know why this is bothering me, but Edward wants to take Bella and her daughter to Paris for their honeymoon. The daughter is three. I'm thinking she doesn't have a passport and from the fact Bella just turned 20 and has probably not been out of the country either,  I really doubt she has one. But they are getting married in two weeks after deciding to move up the date. Yet no discussion on how long it takes to get a passport.  Okay then.  LOL!   Really not sure why it is bugging me.  :P

I haven't finished this Fic yet (got a little too wordy and diabetic sweet, I'll pick it up again when I'm in the mood for that).

I wouldn't assume they don't have passports, they likely traveled when Bella's mother was alive, Bella is Lil Bit's legal guardian and would have been able to update her passport as needed. Since Seattle is only a ferry ride from Canada, it is not a far reach that they would have travelled there.
 
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I just love that nickname, it's so apt.  :D :D :laugh: :laugh:
 
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Ella are you reading Wisp now too?
No, that was one of those I read as a WIP. I never know for sure how much angst is because the writer leaves you hanging for weeks to months for updates or if the story is actually angsty. LOL!  In this case, I think it is pretty angsty on it's own.  ;)
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I haven't finished this Fic yet (got a little too wordy and diabetic sweet, I'll pick it up again when I'm in the mood for that).

I wouldn't assume they don't have passports, they likely traveled when Bella's mother was alive, Bella is Lil Bit's legal guardian and would have been able to update her passport as needed. Since Seattle is only a ferry ride from Canada, it is not a far reach that they would have travelled there.

We renewed our minor children's passports recently and my husband and I had to both be present and sign the documents in the presence of the passport agent to have their renewals sent in.  Passports, in general, have been more difficult to get since 9/11.
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We renewed our minor children's passports recently and my husband and I had to both be present and sign the documents in the presence of the passport agent to have their renewals sent in.  Passports, in general, have been more difficult to get since 9/11.


Yes they have. I know that before 9/11 I was told that all I needed to get into or out of the U.S. was my birth certificate and valid picture ID. Now I need a passport. I understand the increased security, but what a pain.
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Wisp starts out interesting.  A little slow and you aren't sure what to make of it.  I will say, if you are looking for lemons?  Don't bother. But it is an angst-fest especially when
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 :D :D :D I would be so mad!  But what do you mean 'no lemons'? Not a single lemon in this whole story?! But, it's like,...eternally long! How the hell did Loopy cope?!  :o

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If the parents are still married it shouldn't be a problem. What is an issue is when a non-custodial parent wants to take a child out of the country without permission. Or even the custodial parent.  I've had friends who couldn't move because of the custody agreements didn't allow them to leave the state.  I can understand it if the relationship is bad.

But these are people with formal custody arrangements, right? Do everyone in the US go that route? Here the legal system only gets involved if there are issues but most of the people I know just agree stuff between the two parties and get on with it. I was at a friend's house today and she's off to Spain next week with her 6 month old and she did all the paperwork on her own, they didn't ask any questions about the father. How can they not accept 'unknown'? What if you really just don't know:o


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Ok, so since there aren't really any TMI questions forbidden here, I have to ask......What do you guys use for hair removal? I have been looking into something that is permanent, but reviews seem to vary across the board. Anyone here willing to share?

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Mrs F, I was watching Great Movie Mistakes IV and there was a scene from Shame.
The great scene with the intense staring on the subway, anyway Robert Webb was talking about Fassy and he called him Michael "Middle Stump" Fassbender.
I just love that nickname, it's so apt.  :D :D :laugh: :laugh:

Michael elephant trunk Fassbender  :D :D :D I love that subway scene, if that had been me I'd have dragged him down a dark tunnel. I'll bet good money that none of the men being currently treated for sex addiction world wide look like The Fassy  :'(  :D


Talk of the devil....Torn updated!! First time since August!!!


For all you Actorward lovers here's a new one from Maxigrumpling, not sure how good it'll be considering there are typos in the summary but oh well...

Shadow Mission

Actor Edward Cullen is rich, famous & sexy as ere's just one fly in the ointment.He can't keep the other personalities in his head straight.Emmett, his bodyguard, needs help sorting his charge out.Enter his 'crew', Alice the hacker, Jasper his second, Rose the shrink...and Bella, the girl who's father gave his life to protect Edward's. If only he remembered why.AH AU HEA


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:D :D :D I would be so mad!  But what do you mean 'no lemons'? Not a single lemon in this whole story?! But, it's like,...eternally long! How the hell did Loopy cope?!  :o

Michael elephant trunk Fassbender  :D :D :D I love that subway scene, if that had been me I'd have dragged him down a dark tunnel. I'll bet good money that none of the men being currently treated for sex addiction world wide look like The Fassy  :'(  :D
I coped as I read it when it was WIP so I could get my lemons else where.  :P :P  :D :D

Lol, that's an even better nickname.  :P :P
I love that scene too it's so intense.  :love:
I can honestly say that one Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting I went to (only went for a joke cos of a friend was nagging me, but it ended up being a great night after all  ;)), none of the guys looked anything like Fassy.  :( :(
 
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I'd love to wax myself, but the courage to yank the strip off always escapes me!!!

The last time I used an epilator I wanted to cry... I wonder how it'd affect me now since I've been waxed professionally for so long.. Hmmm... Might save me $$ going that route.
 
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For all you Actorward lovers here's a new one from Maxigrumpling, not sure how good it'll be considering there are typos in the summary but oh well...

Shadow Mission

Actor Edward Cullen is rich, famous & sexy as ere's just one fly in the ointment.He can't keep the other personalities in his head straight.Emmett, his bodyguard, needs help sorting his charge out.Enter his 'crew', Alice the hacker, Jasper his second, Rose the shrink...and Bella, the girl who's father gave his life to protect Edward's. If only he remembered why.AH AU HEA


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Wait... Am I not reading the summary correctly... Its not computing!
 
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Wait... Am I not reading the summary correctly... Its not computing!
Hmm..  The rest of my post isn't there... [emoji90]

I can't remember what I wrote [emoji12]

Something about the fly and the weird "eres" word *Hahahaa...
 
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Talk of the devil....Torn updated!! First time since August!!!
Has it really been that long since it last updated?
Wow, shows how observant I am or that I just follow too many fics/authors to remember when fics were last updated.  :-[ :-[ :D :D
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Shadow Mission

Actor Edward Cullen is rich, famous & sexy as ere's just one fly in the ointment.He can't keep the other personalities in his head straight.Emmett, his bodyguard, needs help sorting his charge out.Enter his 'crew', Alice the hacker, Jasper his second, Rose the shrink...and Bella, the girl who's father gave his life to protect Edward's. If only he remembered why.AH AU HEA


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Shame about this summary as I read her "More To Love Than This" and that was really good.
So maybe this fic will be a lot better than it's summary.  ;D
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Hi, can anyone recommend any twilight fanfiction please? Edward and Bella, and I LOVE  a bad boy Edward. Please help me if you can and tia!
 
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