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Offline Ellachanted

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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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I am at work. As you can tell, I'm hard at it too!

Actually, I'm procrastinating - I'm supposed to be predicting the mean scale score my school for the national literacy and numeracy testing that will happen in May.

I'm tempted to just send the return email with "What the fruck do you think I am, psychic or something!"

Deep breath - holidays in 140 minutes!

Anyway, as I was saying, I'm at work, so no strip club pictures, sadly.

Although this one that I posted a while back might keep you going, if you don't throw up!
 :D
On my phone so I can't embed - here's the link
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Oh! (don't ask why) your post reminded me that I need to email my daughter's teacher about an invite she got to join the Beta Club, so thanks for that!
 

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Please don't take this as showing off (it really isn't, promise!) but I wrote a version of Customsward. Yes, the one we've all been pining over since Sav originally said she'd write it. Seeing as no-one has any idea when we'll see it from her, I gave it a go and thought I'd share seeing as it turned out better than I'd hoped. Hopefully this'll be enough to tide you over until we can get our hands on Savy's version. Anyway, posted on FFn here: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login. Oh, and a mock-up of Customsward for anyone who needs visual aid ;D
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Made my day  :-*
 
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Please don't take this as showing off (it really isn't, promise!) but I wrote a version of Customsward. Yes, the one we've all been pining over since Sav originally said she'd write it. Seeing as no-one has any idea when we'll see it from her, I gave it a go and thought I'd share seeing as it turned out better than I'd hoped. Hopefully this'll be enough to tide you over until we can get our hands on Savy's version. Anyway, posted on FFn here: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login. Oh, and a mock-up of Customsward for anyone who needs visual aid ;D
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Loved this! So hot! Will never look at customs people the same way again  :D

More, please?!
 
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Please don't take this as showing off (it really isn't, promise!) but I wrote a version of Customsward. Yes, the one we've all been pining over since Sav originally said she'd write it. Seeing as no-one has any idea when we'll see it from her, I gave it a go and thought I'd share seeing as it turned out better than I'd hoped. Hopefully this'll be enough to tide you over until we can get our hands on Savy's version. Anyway, posted on FFn here: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login. Oh, and a mock-up of Customsward for anyone who needs visual aid ;D
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Lauren this was fantastic! I'm so glad you wrote a customsward, I'm not ashamed to admit I may have done a little happy dance!  :dance: A nice way to wind down after being stuck in the car in shite weather for 4 hours today. I admire you so much for having the courage to write and post. The only things I've written were Bones FanFic from when I was like 16 and I blush at the thought of them, only one is still posted on FanFic cause the other was just so terrible... (ETA: Nope, gonna delete the second one too. Oh lord, what was I thinking trying to write like at adult when I was just a baby!? :D)

I will say though that every time I see your FF user-name I read it as my own name! Haha. I did a double take the first time I read it, I was like "Someone stole my name again!" (Some boob on Twitter has an account with my name, what the hell is the point of having such a stupid name if I can't even use it on twitter!), or I have a fanfic account I know nothing about, and then I realised it was you, it wasn't spelt the same, and it didn't matter! Haha.
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Offline Astro2009

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Oh! (don't ask why) your post reminded me that I need to email my daughter's teacher about an invite she got to join the Beta Club, so thanks for that!

Ummm - you're welcome?

Glad I could be of assistance.

I just hope it was my post and not the picture in the post that reminded you!
 

Offline l_amazone

Hey girls!

Sorry to interrupt your customsward lusting  :angel:, but I need some good rec.
Do you know any story where Alice is mean or evil?

Thanks for your help.

To help you forgive me for the interruption, here is a picture of a French TV series called "Actions spéciales douanes" (douanes = customs in French).

Bella: Jacob, it won't stay up!
Jacob: It will once you start moving!

The motorbike, of course! What were you thinking, Dude?
 
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Offline Astro2009

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Hey girls!

Sorry to interrupt your customsward lusting  :angel:, but I need some good rec.
Do you know any story where Alice is mean or evil?

Thanks for your help.

To help you forgive me for the interruption, here is a picture of a French TV series called "Actions spéciales douanes" (douanes = customs in French).



Any fic that refers to Alice as "pixie" is evil!

For some totally random reason, your picture made me think of an Aussie reality show - Bondi Vet.

Bondi is a beach near Sydney and strangely,  it's about a vet who has a practice there.

This is the vet, Chris Brown. He almost makes me want to get another dog!
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Offline deranged_dreamer

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I am at work. As you can tell, I'm hard at it too!

Actually, I'm procrastinating - I'm supposed to be predicting the mean scale score my school for the national literacy and numeracy testing that will happen in May.

I'm tempted to just send the return email with "What the fruck do you think I am, psychic or something!"

Deep breath - holidays in 140 minutes!

Anyway, as I was saying, I'm at work, so no strip club pictures, sadly.

Although this one that I posted a while back might keep you going, if you don't throw up!
 :D



Ewwwwww
 

Offline lucylu0508

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HI everyone! Long time no see  :)

Damn, 53 pages of a new thread already?!
 
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HI everyone! Long time no see  :)

Damn, 53 pages of a new thread already?!

Welcome back!

Have you been up to anything exciting?
 
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Offline Astro2009

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HI everyone! Long time no see  :)

Damn, 53 pages of a new thread already?!

Howdy stranger! Where have you been hiding?
 
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Offline lucylu0508

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Welcome back!

Have you been up to anything exciting?

Nah, not really. Just busy with the kiddos and shit like that. And, uh, sucked into some different fics  :o

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Howdy stranger! Where have you been hiding?

Hola! Meh, not up to much besides kiddos and mudane shit.

 Did we ever get BAtB?

Anything new around here? I should go read back through all I have missed but I'll never make it through before I get pulled away. Sigh.
 

Offline Whit3

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Nah, not really. Just busy with the kiddos and shit like that. And, uh, sucked into some different fics  :o

 Did we ever get BAtB?

Anything new around here? I should go read back through all I have missed but I'll never make it through before I get pulled away. Sigh.

Did you read anything good?

No BAtB yet, no SavvyB either.    :(

 

Offline 2muchrubbish

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Please don't take this as showing off (it really isn't, promise!) but I wrote a version of Customsward. Yes, the one we've all been pining over since Sav originally said she'd write it. Seeing as no-one has any idea when we'll see it from her, I gave it a go and thought I'd share seeing as it turned out better than I'd hoped. Hopefully this'll be enough to tide you over until we can get our hands on Savy's version. Anyway, posted on FFn here: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login. Oh, and a mock-up of Customsward for anyone who needs visual aid ;D
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THANK YOU!

Lauren, this was seriously so much fun to read and I couldn't help but giggle when E whipped out his wand (or should I say wands?) ;)

Oh, and I loved the title!!   :D

Am I the only one that would like more from Lauren??  I feel like Dickens' Oliver saying "Please, [miss], I want some more?"

I would rather cuddle then have sex.  If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.
 
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Offline ajamm

I'm reading 'The other side of the fence and I'm loving it !!!
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Offline deranged_dreamer

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I'm reading 'The other side of the fence and I'm loving it !!!
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All her fics are great.

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THANK YOU!

Lauren, this was seriously so much fun to read and I couldn't help but giggle when E whipped out his wand (or should I say wands?) ;)

Oh, and I loved the title!!   :D

Am I the only one that would like more from Lauren??  I feel like Dickens' Oliver saying "Please, [miss], I want some more?"



Yep. I'm waiting for chapter number 2.
 
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Please don't take this as showing off (it really isn't, promise!) but I wrote a version of Customsward. Yes, the one we've all been pining over since Sav originally said she'd write it. Seeing as no-one has any idea when we'll see it from her, I gave it a go and thought I'd share seeing as it turned out better than I'd hoped. Hopefully this'll be enough to tide you over until we can get our hands on Savy's version. Anyway, posted on FFn here: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login. Oh, and a mock-up of Customsward for anyone who needs visual aid ;D
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I read this when I came in from work this morning - me and the hubby thank you.  ;)  :D
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Yep. I'm waiting for chapter number 2.
:iagree: :iagree:
 
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Offline ficfangirl

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For some totally random reason, your picture made me think of an Aussie reality show - Bondi Vet.

Bondi is a beach near Sydney and strangely,  it's about a vet who has a practice there.

This is the vet, Chris Brown. He almost makes me want to get another dog!
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We named our dog Bondi because she's part Australian Shepherd.
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Offline ficfangirl

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Hey girls!

Sorry to interrupt your customsward lusting  :angel:, but I need some good rec.
Do you know any story where Alice is mean or evil?

Thanks for your help.



Just Breathe by jtmd24 has an evil Alice.  The story is no longer on ffn, but is on PTS.  You can go to the Index (link in my signature line) for the link to the story.
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Offline Chilibabe

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My SPAG of the day:

JasperPOV
"My menstruations elicited a purr from her..."

 :D :D :D :D :D

This is so wrong on so many levels...  :D but this story is full of SPAGs its like Autocorrect gone wild...  :D
 

 

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