Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Three - ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 943029 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** March 12, 2013, 10:46 AM »

Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

Because we know drypen's watching

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #1101 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:16 PM »

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We named our dog Bondi because she's part Australian Shepherd.

It kills me to admit this, but I had to google "Australian Shepherd" because I couldn't picture the breed.

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #1102 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:19 PM »

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Thanks for all your nice comments on Customsward!

Just in case anyone thought I was having fun at University, I thought I'd share something with you all to show just how high-tech and difficult my degree is:

And yes, this is seriously a slide from a presentation, made by a PhD-holding lecturer. Save me!

You're being to harsh - it's important to connect with your students.

That lecturer is obviously hip and cool!

(but it is a good song!)

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1103 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:30 PM »

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That's scary!

I know that age of consent is younger here but, I don't think 13 is old enough to deal with the emotions involved in a sexual relationship.

I agree. I think some of these girls just do it to get the guy. Or it's cool or something. I'm just glad my niece didn't agree. She was a bit of a late bloomer like me. Boys didn't start getting interesting until they were closer to 18 for me.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1104 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:31 PM »

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That's scary!

I know that age of consent is younger here but, I don't think 13 is old enough to deal with the emotions involved in a sexual relationship.

It's not! Sex at that age is often a result of peer pressure - doing it because they think everyone else is doing it.

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1105 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:33 PM »

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Ladies, *waves* I miss you all Crazy... Ella can we do dinner again soon?

Might not be the right place to ask but I'm needing help! I read the Rock Chick Series by Kristen Ashley *gasp* I know published instead of FF, we won't get into why I've stepped away from the Fandom I'm looking for more books like KA one's any req's I just don't do cheating hero's or novels where the main female character is *cough* Slutty *cough* Any one wanna help a girl out.

Tami

Hi Tami! *waves* we miss you around here.....

Matron and Booked are reading "real" books, so they might have some recs. Mostly, I'm still stuck in fanfiction. Though I have a couple of real book mysteries waiting for me to read them.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1106 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:34 PM »

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I'm sitting here with my head tilted all "Sammy want ball ball?"-like trying to figure out word they meant to use. I write a lot of smut on my iPhone, which has Satan's Autocorrect on it, but I've never had it do anything like that. (Once, it turned a certain female body part into Debussy-very Twilight appropriate, yes/yes? )

My iPhone autocorrect is an 11 year old boy! It does things like turn "coke" to "cock"!

As in, "I'm running late. Don't wait for me! Can you order me a large cock?"

I honestly am not pervy!!!

Tami Putvin · « **Reply #1107 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:35 PM »

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My iPhone autocorrect is an 11 year old boy! It does things like turn "coke" to "cock"!

As in, "I'm running late. Don't wait for me! Can you order me a large cock?"

I honestly am not pervy!!!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1108 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:36 PM »

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It kills me to admit this, but I had to google "Australian Shepherd" because I couldn't picture the breed.

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I only know what they look like because my brother has one. Very sweet dog.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1109 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:36 PM »

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My SPAG of the day:

JasperPOV
"My menstruations elicited a purr from her..."

This is so wrong on so many levels... but this story is full of SPAGs its like Autocorrect gone wild...

My menstruations don't elicit a purr - more a growl and tears!

BTW, I think it's meant to be ministrations - although I wouldn't purr even if Edward was ministrationing me while I was menstruating!

Whit3 · « **Reply #1110 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:37 PM »

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My iPhone autocorrect is an 11 year old boy! It does things like turn "coke" to "cock"!

As in, "I'm running late. Don't wait for me! Can you order me a large cock?"

I honestly am not pervy!!!

Keep telling yourself that, pretty soon you'll believe it!!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1111 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:42 PM »

Getting very frustrated - neither the FanfictionDownloader in Calibre nor the regular Fanfiction Downloader is working with FFnet. Though they were working this morning. So frustrating. Fanfiction Downloader is actually downloading the story without the title or author. But the story is there.

Flagfic is working however. Not sure what the problem is. AAAUUUGGGHHHH!

Okay, I'll try it later.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #1112 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:42 PM »

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Keep telling yourself that, pretty soon you'll believe it!!

I am not pervy! I am not pervy! I am not pervy!

Do I need to click my heels together as well?

I'm heading off to stay with friends for the night, to chase cows and get my Easter drink on. Be good!

Whit3 · « **Reply #1113 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:44 PM »

Off topic but, children say the funniest things.

My 6 year old son asked me how much he weighed today. When I told him, he asked me how much all of him weighed - not just his feet!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #1114 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:45 PM »

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I am not pervy! I am not pervy! I am not pervy!

Do I need to click my heels together as well?

I'm heading off to stay with friends for the night, to chase cows and get my Easter drink on. Be good!

Have fun!

Samantha McKenny · « **Reply #1115 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:47 PM »

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My iPhone autocorrect is an 11 year old boy! It does things like turn "coke" to "cock"!

As in, "I'm running late. Don't wait for me! Can you order me a large cock?"

I honestly am not pervy!!!

My iPhone must be your iPhone's mother (It is a 4S after all). It corrects all of my naughty language as if it's certain I didn't mean to write "f*ck. No matter how many times I update my custom dictionary, it still believes that I was going for, "Edward forked her."

I swear, listening to the audiobooks on this phone has given it the power to make more off-the-wall Twilight references....

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #1116 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:53 PM »

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Did you read anything good?

No BAtB yet, no SavvyB either.

Damn, that sucks

I've actually read some really good fics....but they aren't twifics so I doubt anyone here would be interested

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I can go change Edward's name to Jasper and send the amended version to you? I did have a sweet idea for a Jasper/Bella fic, though when I get time to write it is anyone's guess. I promise you'll be the first to know if it does happen, though! I'll be counting on you to shield me from all the non-canon haters.

Ooh, let me know as well! You know I'm all about Jasper

I need to go check out your customsward.

My tablet is seriously pissing me off when I try to reply. I'll quote a post, start typing my response and then all of a sudden the cursor moves to the quoted material and f*cks that all up. So then I don't know what the quote info (all those numbers?) is and I have to start over.

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The non canon haters already have 3 stories from you about Edward, so it must be our turn! Besides, I can think of 7 others on here besides myself who all love non canon. We are a patient bunch, us Jasper lovers, so when you have time, a story from a good writer will be appreciated.

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My iPhone autocorrect is an 11 year old boy! It does things like turn "coke" to "cock"!

As in, "I'm running late. Don't wait for me! Can you order me a large cock?"

I honestly am not pervy!!!

One of my fav things to do is read the auto correct fails....my stomach hurts from laughing. My friend sent me this today and I just about died.

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Number 18 still kills me. It's like a f*cked up Dr. Seuss rhyme.

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #1117 on:** March 28, 2013, 06:06 PM »

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Off topic but children say the funniest things.

My 6 year old son asked me how much he weighed today. When I told him, he asked me how much all of him weighed - not just his feet!

My 7 year old asked me the other day : hey mom, way back when you were a kid, did they have cars?

Samantha McKenny · « **Reply #1118 on:** March 28, 2013, 06:12 PM »

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One of my fav things to do is read the auto correct fails....my stomach hurts from laughing. My friend sent me this today and I just about died.

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Number 18 still kills me. It's like a f*cked up Dr. Seuss rhyme.

Now my stomach hurts too, but hey, laughing burns 50 calories an hour. (Not that anyone here cares.)

Whit3 · « **Reply #1119 on:** March 28, 2013, 06:13 PM »

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My 7 year old asked me the other day : hey mom, way back when you were a kid, did they have cars?

I went to my sons parent evening the other night. In his history book there is a picture of an old bed-warmer, you know the stone cylindrical one with the screw topper? The question asked what is this and what is it used for? He answered it is a beer bottle for drinking beer - oh the shame!

Whit3 · « **Reply #1120 on:** March 28, 2013, 06:15 PM »

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Now my stomach hurts too, but hey, laughing burns 50 calories an hour. (Not that anyone here cares.)

Well done you. That's 50 calories less you have to deal with!

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