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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Offline ficfangirl

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How is it that those of you that speak English as a second later manage to explain yourselves so much better than I do!?!

Could it be that damn auto-correct?
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I forgot about caged. I'm a bit afraid of her fics. She likes to shock her readers too much. She wants a reaction from us. Good or bad.

I love Savage - she does shock, but also manages to keep just enough Twilight there to keep it comfortable.
 
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Could it be that damn auto-correct?

 :D :D :D

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How is it that those of you that speak English as a second later manage to explain yourselves so much better than I do!?!

You just don't need so many words to make clear what you are talking about...  :-* You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
 
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I love Savage - she does shock, but also manages to keep just enough Twilight there to keep it comfortable.

I'm still not over UC.
 
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Offline Whit3

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I'm still not over UC.

The Angela thing?
 

Offline Astro2009

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How the heck did you form this question on the back of me being allegedly uptight? (Cheers Lauren!)  :D

I'm giggling at the responses though.

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You should know by now not to question how or what pops up in my mind!

And I totally agree on the "Come NOW" thing.

It must be a fantasy for any man to be able to just have that power - it's because men are lazy bastards!  :D

Have you seen this?

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About 30 seconds? Is it the Big O or just the hiccups?
 
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Could it be that damn auto-correct?

I'll blame that - even though I'm on my laptop and not my phone!

I think I'm just too lazy and don't think through what I want to say. And then my ADD kicks in and I get distracted with questions about dirty talk and googling the months of the year in portuguese!
 
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The Angela thing?

Yep.
It was drama for the sake of drama.

 :33: :33: :33: :33: :33: :33: :33:
 
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More pics of Rob at the beach this weekend...

in a tight, black wetsuit...

Holy moly! You should see the size of his...board!

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 ;D
 
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More pics of Rob at the beach this weekend...

in a tight, black wetsuit...

Holy moly! You should see the size of his...board!

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 ;D

Tease!
 
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Offline Whit3

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You should know by now not to question how or what pops up in my mind!

And I totally agree on the "Come NOW" thing.

It must be a fantasy for any man to be able to just have that power - it's because men are lazy bastards!  :D

Have you seen this?

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About 30 seconds? Is it the Big O or just the hiccups?

Poor deluded woman, she's obviously had a bad case of recurring hiccups for years.

I feel sorry for her if this is her idea of an orgasm.   :D
 
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Offline Astro2009

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Yep.
It was drama for the sake of drama.

 :33: :33: :33: :33: :33: :33: :33:

I totally agree about that part of UC - but I loved the rest of it.
 
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I totally agree about that part of UC - but I loved the rest of it.

i lost sleep over that. thinking about all the ways edward could´ve manned up.
he was king. he didnt need to obey anyone!!!!!!
he could have pretended! if he didnt have sex with angela, they could lie and say he was infertile!!!
he could just pretend to have sex. but noooooooooooooooo ... lets piss the readers off. it will get me more reviews.
i flounced it.

it still is a tough subject.
 
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Tease!

Sweet Baby Jeebus!

Look at his...paddle!

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Sweet Baby Jeebus!

Look at his...paddle!

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he looks better. i hate when he gets too thin.
i like some meat. not muscles. just meat on the bones, dont mind some fat on it.

he doesnt look happy
 
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he looks better. i hate when he gets too thin.
i like some meat. not muscles. just meat on the bones, dont mind some fat on it.

he doesnt look happy

He might just be concentrating on standing up on water, but I prefer to think that he's missing Australia!

This is his wistful "I wanna go Down Under again" face:



But look at those thighs - the cycling he was doing in Oz has certainly paid off!

 
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German Flea Circus Wiped Out By Freezing Weather

BERLIN — An entire troupe of performing fleas has fallen victim to the freezing temperatures currently gripping Germany.

Flea circus director Robert Birk says he was shocked to find all of his 300 fleas dead inside their transport box Wednesday morning.

The circus immediately scrambled to find and train a new batch so it could fulfill its engagements at an open-air fair in the western town of Mechernich-Kommern.

Michael Faber, who organizes the fair, told The Associated Press that an insect expert at a nearby university was able to provide 50 fleas in time for the first show Sunday.

Faber says he hopes they'll "get through this without any more fatalities."

Birk said it was the first time his circus had lost all of its fleas to the cold in one go

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we could use a winter like that here. wipe out some bugs.
 
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German Flea Circus Wiped Out By Freezing Weather

BERLIN — An entire troupe of performing fleas has fallen victim to the freezing temperatures currently gripping Germany.

Flea circus director Robert Birk says he was shocked to find all of his 300 fleas dead inside their transport box Wednesday morning.

The circus immediately scrambled to find and train a new batch so it could fulfill its engagements at an open-air fair in the western town of Mechernich-Kommern.

Michael Faber, who organizes the fair, told The Associated Press that an insect expert at a nearby university was able to provide 50 fleas in time for the first show Sunday.

Faber says he hopes they'll "get through this without any more fatalities."

Birk said it was the first time his circus had lost all of its fleas to the cold in one go

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we could use a winter like that here. wipe out some bugs.

I think you should check the date...although with bloody time zones, April Fools' Day might not have started there, even though it's nearly finished here.

So does that make me the Fool?

Oh well...

Here's another one of the boy...on his board...looking a little lost and confused...



but those thighs! I have never been so mesmerised by a set of thighs!

Imagine them..........wrapped around...........


I wish I looked this good on the beach - I look more like a drowned rat!

 
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Offline deranged_dreamer

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I think you should check the date...although with bloody time zones, April Fools' Day might not have started there, even though it's nearly finished here.

So does that make me the Fool?

Oh well...

Here's another one of the boy...on his board...looking a little lost and confused...



but those thighs! I have never been so mesmerised by a set of thighs!

Imagine them..........wrapped around...........


I wish I looked this good on the beach - I look more like a drowned rat!



Lol. I didn't even think of that. But I heard that in Prague they don't have cockroaches because of the cold. Our guide there told us that.
So I readily believed in this.

 
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Offline laurendeplume

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Even as I ask this question, my brain is telling me that I shouldn't...


How do you feel about dirty talk?

It doesn't really do much for me, and I hate reading it in fics, especially when it's derogatory or "submissive".

And "Oh baby, you suck my balls so good" is NOT romantic!
How do I feel about dirty talk? Uh.. you did read Nothing to Declare, right? :D
 
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