I'm almost hesitant to ask, but do you have a fic that contains an example? I'm struggling to see the difference between the two - intention, maybe?

Ugh! I knew you'd want an example! After my last post I was going to go looking, but I'm just too lazy today!

I should have just let sleeping dogs lie!

OK, in your story, this is the "dirty talk":


By my rules, there's nothing wrong with that - in fact, it's all very good!

The dirty talk that I don't like are the comments like:


These aren't direct quotes from any particular fic, but I know I've read them more than once (and maybe seen it late at night when I stumble across something on the internet). These sorts of comments are about self-gratification, making the woman feel like she is less important than her partner - that she's just there to service him. Yeah - I guess it is the intent.

And again, by my rules, it's ok in a BDSM fic - that's what the whole submissive/dominant thing is about - but I don't like to read it when they are meant to be in a loving, romantic relationship.

Is that any clearer? As mud?

Ich wünschte, ich könnte sprechen Englisch!
Je souhaite que je pourrais parler anglais!
Eu desejo que eu poderia falar Inglês!
我想，我會說英語！
Mi auguro che ho potuto parlare inglese!
أتمنى أن أتمكن من التحدث باللغة الإنجليزية!

Ugh! I knew you'd want an example! After my last post I was going to go looking, but I'm just too lazy today!

I should have just let sleeping dogs lie!

OK, in your story, this is the "dirty talk":

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By my rules, there's nothing wrong with that - in fact, it's all very good!

The dirty talk that I don't like are the comments like:

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These aren't direct quotes from any particular fic, but I know I've read them more than once (and maybe seen it late at night when I stumble across something on the internet). These sorts of comments are about self-gratification, making the woman feel like she is less important than her partner - that she's just there to service him. Yeah - I guess it is the intent.

And again, by my rules, it's ok in a BDSM fic - that's what the whole submissive/dominant thing is about - but I don't like to read it when they are meant to be in a loving, romantic relationship.

Is that any clearer? As mud?

Ich wünschte, ich könnte sprechen Englisch!
Je souhaite que je pourrais parler anglais!
Eu desejo que eu poderia falar Inglês!
我想，我會說英語！
Mi auguro che ho potuto parlare inglese!
أتمنى أن أتمكن من التحدث باللغة الإنجليزية!

I was reading a fic where Bella is a 24 year old book editor, not virginal but not very experienced either.  Shy, a nice girl-- then her inner monologue, completely out of the blue, is so dirty and degrading and not at all like anything portrayed up to this point.  ??  . . . I flounced.


If I'm reading a BDSM fic, then I'm expecting this.  Well, I'd expect the Dom to call her these names not for her to be having this conversation with herself.

I was reading a fic where Bella is a 24 year old book editor, not virginal but not very experienced either.  Shy, a nice girl-- then her inner monologue, completely out of the blue, is so dirty and degrading and not at all like anything portrayed up to this point.  ??  . . . I flounced.

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If I'm reading a BDSM fic, then I'm expecting this.  Well, I'd expect the Dom to call her these names not for her to be having this conversation with herself.

Astro - If it's any consolation, when you described the tactile delights of rubbing head with short haircuts, I knew exactly what you meant.  However, I do believe we've come to expect you to be a dirty, old perv.  You wouldn't want to disappoint us, would you?   

I'm glad some of you get what I'm saying!

I was starting to feel like I was at school, trying to teach my class something:
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Or worse - that maybe I'd had a stroke!
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I don't mind "dirty".

I don't mind "perv".

But the "old" is a sensitive subject! 

Well, seeing as how I'm older than you, we'll leave that erroneous descriptive term out!

I fixed my post.

Well!  I'm not THAT much older than you!  Although, I think in about 15 years, I get to be as inappropriate as I want to be, preferably with good looking young men that I hope my children bring around.  My youngest should be finished with college by then.  (I'm the opposite of Loopy, I waited til the last minute to have my children.)  It seems that people make great allowances for the inappropriate utterances of the very young and senior citizens.

Hello girls!  I posted this on the other thread, but there seems to be more talking going on over here so thought I'd give it a try here too.   I've lost another story and I'm not sure if it was completed or if it's still on FF.  Or course I can't remember the title or the author but the summary goes something like this...   

Older Edward/Younger Bella. Bella is in high school and goes to a party at Jasper's house with Alice and meets Jasper's older half-brother, Edward.  Edward is living with Jasper because their parents are dead and Jasper doesn't really have anyone else to look after him.  Bella and Edward connect and begin secretly dating.  Bella's real parents were killed years before, so she is living with her Aunt Renee and Uncle Charlie, whom she calls mom and dad.  Alice has a crush on Jasper, but he still has a girlfriend from back home.  Rose is dating Emmett, who is in college (I think) and also a little bit older and her parents don't approve and have forbid her to see him.  Eventually Rose goes off to Europe for a semester with Emmett in tow, unbeknownst to her conservative parents.   Alice is a real wench in this story because she thinks its totally gross that Edward and Bella are together because he's so much older than she is, and Alice is constantly making snarky comments to both of them.  She has also had a falling out with Rose over her relationship with the older Emmett.  Edward is an architect/engineer/construction company owner and Bella works part time in a bakery.  Oh, and Edward apparently had an affair with his uncle's now-wife before they were married and she's a sleazy cougar who is constantly making trouble for Edward and Bella.  Carlisle is Edward's cousin and bit of a jerk, and he and Esme are about to get married.  Damn, I know everything about this story EXCEPT the title or author!  LOL!  Help, I'm going nuts!   THANKS!

Someone on twitter posted that they were hoping for "Rob goodness *cough*LeakedDiorPicsORLostDetailsBJOuttake*cough*"

I can't find a twific called Lost Details - does anyone have any idea what "LostDetailsBJOuttake" might be referring to?

Details is a magazine that did a spread on Rob (pics with mostly naked or completely naked women).
Details is also the name of a story by lambcullen

so...pics of faux BJ taken during Details photoshoot?
outtake for Details story?

That's all the guesses I have.

Details is a magazine that did a spread on Rob (pics with mostly naked or completely naked women).
Details is also the name of a story by lambcullen

so...pics of faux BJ taken during Details photoshoot?
outtake for Details story?

That's all the guesses I have.

Great guesses - you can join my "online detective agency"! Stalkers-R-Us 
I just didn't make the connection! Maybe it's a fictional BJ set during the shoot.


I loved that Details spread - I think it was the first time he looked like a real grown man - and Rob joking that he was allergic to girly bits because everytime he sees one he swells up. 

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Hi everyone!!!
Finally back from holidays! Here Easter takes away a lot of time! We start celebrating from the thursday before easter, with town celebration...and we go on until Monday! (What do you usually do on monday after easter?? We make a picnic in the countryside and stay until sunset!)
I'm at least 10 pages late! And late also for my best wishes for Easter!

My youngest was utterly disappointed with Easter. There was nowhere a bunny!
I still wish there was no snow outside... Shouldn't it be springtime now? 

Poor baby!
No snow here...even during winter!