Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Three - ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 943373 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** March 12, 2013, 10:46 AM »

Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

Because we know drypen's watching

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Whit3 · « **Reply #2281 on:** April 20, 2013, 03:23 AM »

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What was the fic?

It was this one. I used to wait with baited breath for the next update

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The Nightingale Journals
Author: kimpy PM
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3,344 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 02-17-12 - Published: 02-09-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5731421

Astro2009 · « **Reply #2282 on:** April 20, 2013, 03:29 AM »

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Does anybody here watch Jimmy Kimmel ?

I just watched this, and for some reason I find this incredibly funny.

(I secretly have a crush on Jimmy Kimmel) I guess it's not a secret anymore.

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I love Jimmy Kimmel - although we only saw him on Aussie TV for a few months for some reason - but long enough for me to see this and love him:

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rdmickey1989 · « **Reply #2283 on:** April 20, 2013, 03:59 AM »

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Anyhow, I'm reading The Nightingale Journals atm and I love it!

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I loved this one too

I love all those comments about circumcised vs uncircumcised, I never really realized that circumcissions are still that popular in the US?

I may be showing my naivete but I have never seen a cut one in the flesh!

AND... this Bella uses a Diva Cup during her period! Well, me too (mine is called Lunette - different brand) ! But it freaked me out that we here seem to start to PMS together, is there a virtual vamp bond here?

I had never even heard of these until reading this story. I have to say that the idea does not appeal to me.

I'm the opposite Rickell. I've never seen one uncut.

ajamm · « **Reply #2284 on:** April 20, 2013, 04:37 AM »

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It's funny that you mentioned him today - check this out: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

I love Jimmy Kimmel - although we only saw him on Aussie TV for a few months for some reason - but long enough for me to see this and love him:

Yes, I love this

(The first time I heard this I couldn't stop singing "I'm Fu*** Matt Damon" it got to the point that I was told to stop by anyone who went near me). I think it made family uncomfortable that I was singing about Fu*** somebody

Have you seen the episode where Matt Damon takes his revenge and host the show?

I love those Dudes

(I think my crush just escalated a bit too much)

And Robsessed is an Australian blog right? I'm not sure, but where do you think I go when I want stalk RP... this blog has been 'my go to blog to know anything about him' where do you think I got that photo of him being cute with his dog

Although I had to crop SAF's ass out of the picture!

But I have to admit it kind of bothers me that they do that 365 days of Rob - they didn't had that in the beginning, I think they started it a while back, before that it was just RP stalking

rdmickey1989 · « **Reply #2285 on:** April 20, 2013, 04:39 AM »

A day away and look at the education that I have missed. I too, had never heard of a diva cup and off to google I went.

I'm kinda like Ella, a little late in the game for me. I was on the pill for 20 yrs when the doctor said no more. Hubs got snipped years ago. I use to be 25 days apart, 3-4 days long, however I am sure I am in perimenopause because now I skip months and the last one I had a week ago was less than a day. Only slightly pink and was gone. The moisture content has changed too, but no hot flashes or any of that. Maybe I will be lucky.

Astro that 10-12 day before you start when your horniness hits it peak, I would call ovulation. Hormones really do matter. I think my two pregnancies was when I couldn't get enough. Hubs thought he wouldn't survive. He has actually told me no. No more. At first I was pissed, then I laughed, then I shrugged and took care of it myself. Then I learned no matter what he says when he watches, he cannot help but start participating.

Meeting hubs in just a few hrs at the airport. Finally back home. Next couple of weeks are busy. Next weekend is NASCAR races. The weekend after that we are helping my parents move. The weekend after my son graduates from college.

Andiemoe · « **Reply #2286 on:** April 20, 2013, 06:01 AM »

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Good morning!

Wow, I'm amazed what a discussion I started with my little comment

Would love to answer several posts but that has to wait, I have to do my daughter's hair.
She has a big competition in rhythmic gymnastics today (team performing) and I just wanted to ask you to cross your fingers for us.

See you tonight!

*crosses fingers*

Illabeth · « **Reply #2287 on:** April 20, 2013, 06:49 AM »

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I'm the opposite Rickell. I've never seen one uncut.

I have seen both. Prefer them uncut, unless it doesn't fully retract when *ahem* 'up', then it's kinda awkward. Thankfully never had to deal with that though. I seem to be in the minority here with my preference, there is just something about that little bit of skin...tehehe. Makes giving hand-jobs easier too, always a bonus

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And to whoever mentioned excruciating period cramps; I can sympathise. Mine are horrendous! I eat codine and naprogesic (Naproxen sodium) like sweets. You can get codine (and naproxen) over the counter here, no prescription. Although I get prescriptions for both because then I get them super cheap through medicare & the PBS.

I'm also with you on the pre-period horniness, however I don't mind that so much

haha.

laurendeplume · « **Reply #2288 on:** April 20, 2013, 07:38 AM »

All this talk reminds me of a VERY awkward moment the other day that I wish I could repress. I was with some friends and one bought up FSoG. Another hadn't read it and asked what was so bad. I mentioned how apart from the writing, that tampon scene was just wrong and everyone agreed.

Cue the girl who hadn't read it telling us all her boyfriend used to do that to her 'all the time' and that she thought it was a normal thing

I had to explain that it wasn't exactly an acceptable method of foreplay and then changed the topic ASAP. I get being comfortable with your partner, but that's just gross.

Avrildulac · « **Reply #2289 on:** April 20, 2013, 07:56 AM »

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It was this one. I used to wait with baited breath for the next update

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The Nightingale Journals
Author: kimpy PM
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3,344 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 02-17-12 - Published: 02-09-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5731421

After I finish In Your Room by LayatHomeMom I'm reading this next!

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I am sold - am now researching where I can buy on in Australia!

Thanks! That was awesome and funny. She should write twific!

Let me know when you get your diva cup.

We'll have to compare notes.

Avrildulac · « **Reply #2290 on:** April 20, 2013, 08:04 AM »

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I'm feeling a bit frivolous at the moment - I'm usually very good with spending...and am very good at saving!

My dryer was at least 20 years old and my poor dishwasher was 13 + years old - and moved with me into country areas with really hard water so it has earned its retirement.

I work hard and shouldn't feel guilty, but just need to put the brakes on for a little while.

Handbags are my weakness - but I usually look and don't touch. We went to Hong Kong in 2012 and could have done some serious damage. I was very responsible - no knock offs at all, and only 2 real, authentic handbags - for 1/6 of their price in Australia!

Weird. We both just ordered a Diva Cup AND i also am having a dishwasher and refrigerator delivered today.

Bloody shot glasses and large appliances. . . What else do we have in common?

Avrildulac · « **Reply #2291 on:** April 20, 2013, 08:08 AM »

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OK - I have self-edited here! That just might be a first for me.

My first response was too crude. My second response was too disgusting.

Ok, I totally set myself up for any and all comments.
Never too crude or too disgusting for me!

Bring it!

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #2292 on:** April 20, 2013, 08:37 AM »

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All this talk reminds me of a VERY awkward moment the other day that I wish I could repress. I was with some friends and one bought up FSoG. Another hadn't read it and asked what was so bad. I mentioned how apart from the writing, that tampon scene was just wrong and everyone agreed.

Cue the girl who hadn't read it telling us all her boyfriend used to do that to her 'all the time' and that she thought it was a normal thing I had to explain that it wasn't exactly an acceptable method of foreplay and then changed the topic ASAP. I get being comfortable with your partner, but that's just gross.

Maybe HE read fsog??

I missed so much just sleeping. I don't even know where to start.
I'm just glad that I'm not the only one who gets cramps with tampons.

Avrildulac · « **Reply #2293 on:** April 20, 2013, 09:17 AM »

This just completed.

I haven't read it yet.

The House of Glass
Author: LuckyStar815 PM
When you're seventeen, you believe in Prince Charming. When you're twenty-four, you're tired of waiting for him and try to settle for less. When you're thirty, you know for sure he doesn't exist.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Drama - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,136 - Reviews: 1,060 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 04-20-13 - Published: 12-01-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8754233

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deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #2294 on:** April 20, 2013, 09:49 AM »

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This just completed.

I haven't read it yet.

The House of Glass
Author: LuckyStar815 PM
When you're seventeen, you believe in Prince Charming. When you're twenty-four, you're tired of waiting for him and try to settle for less. When you're thirty, you know for sure he doesn't exist.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Drama - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,136 - Reviews: 1,060 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 04-20-13 - Published: 12-01-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8754233

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It's ok

Peonie · « **Reply #2295 on:** April 20, 2013, 10:48 AM »

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Here you go:

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You've got beautiful a voice!

I like also your pronunciation! It was very clear

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Good morning!

Wow, I'm amazed what a discussion I started with my little comment

Would love to answer several posts but that has to wait, I have to do my daughter's hair.
She has a big competition in rhythmic gymnastics today (team performing) and I just wanted to ask you to cross your fingers for us.

See you tonight!

Good luck!!!!!

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I'm the opposite Rickell. I've never seen one uncut.

You're not the only one!

Whit3 · « **Reply #2296 on:** April 20, 2013, 11:58 AM »

The fic I am reading at the moment has so many errors it's funny.

A few examples

That last thought actually didn't make me feel better, but I was on a role.

I ate so much my belly swelled up and it looked like I had a baby pump.

The man could turn me on like a facet

She looked amazing in the short sequenced gown

She said Jasper had a matching green comber bun and bow tie

They embraced each other with another sweat and loving kiss.

As Edward's hands explored my side, his mouth captured my sensitive peek

And yes, it is beta-ed.

Matron · « **Reply #2297 on:** April 20, 2013, 12:01 PM »

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The fic I am reading at the moment has so many errors it's funny.

A few examples

That last thought actually didn't make me feel better, but I was on a role.

I ate so much my belly swelled up and it looked like I had a baby pump.

The man could turn me on like a facet

She looked amazing in the short sequenced gown

She said Jasper had a matching green comber bun and bow tie

They embraced each other with another sweat and loving kiss.

As Edward's hands explored my side, his mouth captured my sensitive peek

And yes, it is beta-ed.

You should ALWAYS make sure you beta is at least more literate than you are!

Whit3 · « **Reply #2298 on:** April 20, 2013, 12:28 PM »

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You should ALWAYS make sure you beta is at least more literate than you are!

I agree. The thing is there was usually only one letter between being right and wrong. Overall I can ignore them but sometimes they stand out so badly I have to laugh.

I always feel terrible criticising though.

Chilibabe · « **Reply #2299 on:** April 20, 2013, 12:51 PM »

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The fic I am reading at the moment has so many errors it's funny.

A few examples

That last thought actually didn't make me feel better, but I was on a role.

I ate so much my belly swelled up and it looked like I had a baby pump.

The man could turn me on like a facet

She looked amazing in the short sequenced gown

She said Jasper had a matching green comber bun and bow tie

They embraced each other with another sweat and loving kiss.

As Edward's hands explored my side, his mouth captured my sensitive peek

And yes, it is beta-ed.

I just hope that there will be some growing up and more learning for the writer. I just hope it's a young girl not knowing any better.

But, my son has a pj shirt with the writing "dryving home" and a shirt saying "sweat lion".

All presents of course and (un)fortunately there are enough people aroung not knowing enough English to get the errors.

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #2300 on:** April 20, 2013, 12:58 PM »

Astro, my feet are all vicked up.

It just took forever to take it all from my hands tho.

Is it wrong to give my dog burnt popcorn?
He is loving it

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