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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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So people in the know can be wowed by your classy display of menstruation holder choice, and those not in the know wonder why you're wearing a badge that looks like it should belong to a poor taste children's store. Either way, it shouldn't be worn. Ever. :D

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:D :D :D

Well, now everybody knows when you'll go all Diva on them beforehand and can avoid you  ;)

I briefly thought that I'd just give it to my 5 year old niece - and then considered how awkward that would be if someone knew what it actually was!

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Btw, I dreamed last night that Edward was a high school principal and a lovely lady called Astro was the elemetary/middleschool principal... *waggles eyebrows* What are you doing in my dreams?  :o

Please tell me that you often dream about things that then come true!!!

I've been so tired this week that I can't even remember my dreams, but I did wake myself up last night talking to myself!
Your Edward dream sounds much more entertaining!
 
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just remembered another funny one called Sexy Silk by jlho

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Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes?

Saw this previous post regarding Sexy Silk- is it complete?? Just missing a epilogue? Hate starting a story to find out it's not complete  :'(


Thanks!!!!
 
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just remembered another funny one called Sexy Silk by jlho

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Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes?

Saw this previous post regarding Sexy Silk- is it complete?? Just missing a epilogue? Hate starting a story to find out it's not complete  :'(


Thanks!!!!
It is complete and just missing an epi, according to the A/N. You're safe to read it!
 
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just remembered another funny one called Sexy Silk by jlho

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Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes?

Saw this previous post regarding Sexy Silk- is it complete?? Just missing a epilogue? Hate starting a story to find out it's not complete  :'(


Thanks!!!!

Yup, safe to read (and i don't do incomplete nor wips, knowingly). One of my fave ones also. I love actorwards  :)
 
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Yup, safe to read (and i don't do incomplete nor wips, knowingly). One of my fave ones also. I love actorwards  :)

Really? I thought it was so annoying the whole "my vagina is another person" thing. I would skip it all. I actually don't know why I haven't flounced it yet.

 
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Really? I thought it was so annoying the whole "my vagina is another person" thing. I would skip it all. I actually don't know why I haven't flounced it yet.

Thank you, I was just about to comment on that!

Bella calls her hoohaa 'Tulip' if I remember correctly. Freaking annoying if you ask me, but it seems a lot if people enjoyed it :-\

Weird as it is. :D
 
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Thank you, I was just about to comment on that!

Bella calls her hoohaa 'Tulip' if I remember correctly. Freaking annoying if you ask me, but it seems a lot if people enjoyed it :-\

Weird as it is. :D

I think she got the monologue of Bella inner goddess and it exploded to a new level.
I've seen it recced on ADF, some people love it.
 
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I just checked my mail box and my diva cup was delivered today. I'll have to wait at least 3 weeks to use it, but I opened it up and discovered that not only do I get the cup, I also get a dinky little bag to keep it in, as well as this:



Yes - it's a little pin/brooch! That's right - Diva Cup jewellery!

I just have one question...



It might be to warn people it's that time of the month.

A secret (not so secret ) way to do it.  :D :D :D
 
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Really? I thought it was so annoying the whole "my vagina is another person" thing. I would skip it all. I actually don't know why I haven't flounced it yet.
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Thank you, I was just about to comment on that!

Bella calls her hoohaa 'Tulip' if I remember correctly. Freaking annoying if you ask me, but it seems a lot if people enjoyed it :-\

Weird as it is. :D

That part did annoy me and i ended up skipping the whole tulip thing. Other than that, i liked it. I always get a kick out of the boyfriend showing how much they love/care for/can't get enough of his girl and rubbing that in the faces of the girls that give his love a hard time  ;) love the underdog/ordinary girl getting her vengeance  :P
 
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I'll PM you about Love Unscripted and Love Unrehearsed. They are books based on twific, I believe.

The green buttons are like the Thank button, but you can only use it once on the same person in a 24 hour period.
The red button is the smite button - remember the dreaded smite wars from a few weeks ago? Smiting someone is like giving them the finger!

Somehow the buttons impact on your rating which is displayed under your name too.


You've just earned your thank you of the day!  :-*
 
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The name "David Sedaris" has popped up three times in the last week. I had no idea what or who a David Sedaris was.

Should I be reading his books?
If it makes you feel better, I also had to Google him.  The name sounded a little familiar.  But since I will probably never read any of his books? I will forget it again in about 2 minutes.... :D :D :D
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If it makes you feel better, I also had to Google him.  The name sounded a little familiar.  But since I will probably never read any of his books? I will forget it again in about 2 minutes.... :D :D :D

I bought a couple of his books.
But haven't read anything, so I can't comment.
 
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just remembered another funny one called Sexy Silk by jlho

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Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes?

Saw this previous post regarding Sexy Silk- is it complete?? Just missing a epilogue? Hate starting a story to find out it's not complete  :'(


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This is one of my favorite Actorwards because Bella is so snarky. 

That said, it is technically incomplete but it is totally readable. It is just missing a second epilogue.  Or is it a third epilogue.  Whatever.  It is done.

Also, it is not the best writing.  I originally read it as a WIP, so it wasn't as noticeable.  But when I went back to read it, it was a little annoying.  So, read it when you are not in a picky mood LOL!  ;D
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I think she got the monologue of Bella inner goddess and it exploded to a new level.
I've seen it recced on ADF, some people love it.
What can I say? I thought it was funny.  And I read it as a WIP.  Things like that are fine as a WIP but may get a little annoying when read all at once, if you know what I mean.

Probably why MoTU's inner goddess didn't bother me.  I read it as a WIP the first time and could skim over it the next time I read.

See, there is a good thing to reading WIP's - things that are really annoying in a full story aren't so bad when you read one chapter at a time two weeks apart.....
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Thank goodness it's Friday!

I have only read about 4 chapters in the last three days as I have been so damn busy. 

I don't have anything planned for the weekend except for reading and chilling out.  I may even have a couple of drinks later to toast the end of a crap week.

I enjoyed Sexy Silk - it had me in laughing out loud with some of the Tulip/Slugger interaction. 
 
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I have to post again about how much I'm loving PoF!  Wowzers!   I just read the most awesome chapter...   the part where
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   Loved that!

I don't think I realized that Love Unscripted/Unrehearsed were fanfics! Thanks for the tip.   I really enjoyed those too.      Have you read Sempre?  That was another fanfic that I really liked!

PoF??
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PoF??

Pound of Flesh by jaxon22.

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 Pound of Flesh
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To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Edward & Bella - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 20,662 - Favs: 9,468 - Follows: 7,851 - Updated: 10-01-12 - Published: 04-26-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5926016
 
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Pound of Flesh by jaxon22.

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 Pound of Flesh
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To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Edward & Bella - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 20,662 - Favs: 9,468 - Follows: 7,851 - Updated: 10-01-12 - Published: 04-26-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5926016

ahhh yes I think it is on my LONG LONG list of books tbr.   :-*
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ahhh yes I think it is on my LONG LONG list of books tbr.   :-*

Don't put it too far down. I loved this and followed for the 2.5 years as it updated as a wip.
 
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Don't put it too far down. I loved this and followed for the 2.5 years as it updated as a wip.

I will move it up there with Hydraulic 5 and The otherside of the fence.  I am still trying to organize my darn Calibre files.  where the he!! i got over 12k books from  ??? I have no clue. 
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