Maybe she is a lesbian and doesn't like to be called wifey.

I'm not a lesbian but I would hit anyone who ever called me wifey!

Sorry, you hit at a bad time.

Okay, I haven't read this one yet, but it sounds like what you are looking for:
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Redo on the end of Eclipse and replacing BD; when Jacob kisses Bella in the woods after threatening to kill himself. Bella does not have any love for Jacob other than friendship. She embarks on her life with Edward. Canon/AU you decide. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,142 - Reviews: 2946 - Updated: 10-9-10 - Published: 9-20-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete

Thank you!! I'll definitely check it out....I'm just looking for ANY good stories. I don't know what else to read. I'm starting to reread stories that I liked before. 

I'm not a lesbian but I would hit anyone who ever called me wifey!

It's a very common pet name in the fandom. Authors and betas called each other that

It's a very common pet name in the fandom. Authors and betas called each other that

Yep - I'd still hit anyone that called me that! Even if I had a husband and he tried it!

Sweetie is another one that I hate - I find it condescending.

Maybe I'm just an intolerant bitch.

Call me that, but don't call me Sweetie or Wifey!!! 

Yep - I'd still hit anyone that called me that! Even if I had a husband and he tried it!

Sweetie is another one that I hate - I find it condescending.

Maybe I'm just an intolerant bitch.

Call me that, but don't call me Sweetie or Wifey!!! 

I'm in trouble now.  I call lots of people sweetie...husband, kids, friends, strangers.  But for you, sweetie, I'll try to make an exception.  It is a habit, though, so I can't make any promises, sweetie.

Thank you!! I'll definitely check it out....I'm just looking for ANY good stories. I don't know what else to read. I'm starting to reread stories that I liked before. 

I haven't read too many with the premise you are talking about. 

Other than that, I am reading a bunch of Vampward and I could rec something from that.

Some I've read lately that I've liked:
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The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!

There are three more in this series if you like this one.... It is Twilight with a twist.  No Renesmee, but I really enjoyed it.  Also, once Bella and Edward are together, they are never parted.  No more New Moon leaving.  Okay, well after he comes back.

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What if Edward Cullen weren't a 109-year-old-vampire...what if he were 'born' yesterday? When Bella Swan's truck breaks down in the forest one rainy afternoon, a fateful meeting between the two will alter the course of both of their lives forever. AU, OOC

This actually was really different.  Edward became a vamp at the beginning of the story.  Bella is fairly new to Forks.  And Edward has amnesia.  There is an HEA.

I know! Next they'll be saying you can have lime without tequila!!!

That's crazy talk.  The only purpose for lime is to add it to Tequila.

*shakes head*   

It's okay sweetie - the memo came out when you were sleeping.  We all voted on it.
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This is what happens when you miss meetings, sweetie.  That, or you get elected to do the one job you absolutely, positively, did not want to do.

I'm so lost, I have to get my converter out.

It's been cool this week with lows in the high 40's F but this weekend will be up to 88F. So big temp swings.

Converted, that's about 92F. Every. Damn. Day

The only good thing about the heat, it has cut down my smoking. I normally smoke a cig after eating lunch but i have to go outside the building to do it. So with the peak around that time reaching 36-38C (96-100F), I save my self the bother of suffering heatstroke and slightly lower my chances of lung cancer  If i get used to not craving it, i might be able to kick the habit all together  the power of the mind...and mother nature.

 

Ok ladies,

So those of you have read EP,  have you also read all the outtakes? ( i was browsing the uploaded index when i saw them all)   I have yet to read EP and I was wondering if I should also add the outtakes to my list.

Sorry, catching up here so am replying as I see the posts...

Am not an angst fan, nor a fan of super long stories. However, EP IS A MUST READ!!! absolutely great!!! was glad I finally took the leap and read it. I also read every single EP outtake. be ready with your tissues and constant heart twinge when you read it. For me, a story is great if evokes those emotions from me, specially the heart twinges and goosebumps.... The other angsty one I read and loved is Offside. Those 2 are my top angst fanfics...included in my overall top 10 fanfics.