Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Three - ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 943853 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** March 12, 2013, 10:46 AM »

Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

Because we know drypen's watching

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ficfangirl · « **Reply #3761 on:** May 17, 2013, 08:06 PM »

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Welcome to our world! Where the lurkers are eventually drawn out to participate because they can't help themselves in joining the fun. We are quite a funloving, quirky, pervy, supportive bunch of people. Don't be worried to speak your mind, we will respect you anyway Just don't go posting biga$$ed sparkly banners of boybands or you will see the relatively dormant intolerant side of us

Where are you from and how tall are you?

Booked - You forgot to ask for her bra size! Or are you waiting to spring the creepy stuff on her after she gets comfortable?

Ooops! I just saw that Ella beat me to the reminder. If you met her in a bar, I think you're supposed to ask for her astrological sign. Or did that go out with the 70s?

Astro2009 · « **Reply #3762 on:** May 17, 2013, 09:10 PM »

Welcome Asquared13 - I always think it's so brave when longtime lurkers stick their toe in the water. Good for you!

Do you all like how I said that with no "cherry-popping references"? I must be getting more mature in my old age.

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Booked - You forgot to ask for her bra size! Or are you waiting to spring the creepy stuff on her after she gets comfortable?

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I may be pervy but i don't want to scare them away by immediately asking that! Besides, i'm interested in schlongs, not boobs.

Booked likes to pretend she is pure and innocent.

I think her p0rn stash and search history would prove otherwise!

FYI - she's been tweeting with MFHD (for the uninitiated, that's her p0rnstar boyfriend, Mr French Hot Dick) again!

We should ask Mr.Admin to include bra/schlong size on the profile page. I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem with that - we all know he's hung like a horse!

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How do you do?
i'm Booked.
welcome!
What's your bra size?

I have actually had this happen to me - word for word. Only the name was changed, and it wasn't to protect the innocent!

My "favourite"

however, was this:

"Hi! Do you breed dogs? Because I'd love to play with those puppies under your shirt - and I have a massive bone to bury."

Naturally, this made my panties so moist that we went into the toilet and rooted like rattlesnakes. And then I sold the story to a tabloid.

Oh wait - no, that last bit didn't happen. I politely told him to go away - perhaps the phrase I used rhymed with "duck off".

What made the whole situation even funnier was that I was sitting with some former students who had all had quite a bit to drink - the boys were so mortified that this guy would be so disrespectful that they were going to throw him out of the bar!

Thank goodness that even in their 20 year old inebriated states, they still did whatever I told them to do, or there would have been a brawl!

Booked · « **Reply #3763 on:** May 17, 2013, 09:37 PM »

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Booked likes to pretend she is pure and innocent.

I think her p0rn stash and search history would prove otherwise! FYI - she's been tweeting with MFHD (for the uninitiated, that's her p0rnstar boyfriend, Mr French Hot Dick) again!

Hey, i may talk the talk (and do plenty of watching and thinking about stuff

), but i really don't walk the walk

Alas, i don't tweet MFHD directly anymore, just stalk him

I can't bear the rejection of my tweets being ignored

But i am supportive of his fine work of... Ok just fine work.

Thus, couldn't help share his hot mug and impressve diecast schlong, for anyone who would have been interested/curious

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My "favourite" however, was this:

"Hi! Do you breed dogs? Because I'd love to play with those puppies under your shirt - and I have a massive bone to bury."

Can't say i blame him for trying

If my memory does not fail me (yes, have to rely on memory as i did not write down your bra sizes) i believe you are one of the well endowed ones (you lucky girl you!).

I always have a good laugh watching chick flicks with bar scenes, watching the hilarious and unbelievably cheesy pick up lines. Am apalled they are actually used by some in real life though! Such losers! I guess during times like those you are grateful to stay single than be with a moron like that.

Booked · « **Reply #3764 on:** May 17, 2013, 09:49 PM »

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So I just finished Paper Cutouts by twistedcoincidence and I loved it. I loved the Tattward/Daddyward/Bartenderward she wrote.

Decided to try this one too as it has been in my TBR for so long. I like it so far, a bit light and funny how Bella is here. Have come across quite a number of SPaGS though which i have no problem ovelooking. This one though i had to share.

"I wonder if he's going to cook. That would be a new faucet to my curiosity."

Ok, let me help you put a grip on that in case your curiosity starts dripping.

lamelurker · « **Reply #3765 on:** May 17, 2013, 09:58 PM »

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Decided to try this one too as it has been in my TBR for so long. I like it so far, a bit light and funny how Bella is here. Have come across quite a number of SPaGS though which i have no problem ovelooking. This one though i had to share.

"I wonder if he's going to cook. That would be a new faucet to my curiosity."

Ok, let me help you put a grip on that in case your curiosity starts dripping.

I liked that story, but that SPaG is the best!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #3766 on:** May 17, 2013, 10:22 PM »

Where do I start?

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How do you do?
i'm Booked.
welcome!
What's your bra size?

nope, not a good way to meet people, more so if this was a bar

Yeah, we may have scared her away. It is a her isn't it? Because you need to change that to schlong size otherwise.

Of course, it would be an exaggeration

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Ooops! I just saw that Ella beat me to the reminder. If you met her in a bar, I think you're supposed to ask for her astrological sign. Or did that go out with the 70s?

Great minds and all that....Or really it's just that we know Booked so well

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I have actually had this happen to me - word for word. Only the name was changed, and it wasn't to protect the innocent!

My "favourite" however, was this:

"Hi! Do you breed dogs? Because I'd love to play with those puppies under your shirt - and I have a massive bone to bury."

Naturally, this made my panties so moist that we went into the toilet and rooted like rattlesnakes. And then I sold the story to a tabloid.

Oh wait - no, that last bit didn't happen. I politely told him to go away - perhaps the phrase I used rhymed with "duck off".

Was this before the drought?

Though I find most guys with the lines? Yeah, dog is a good description. The nice ones are two shy to use stupid lines.

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"I wonder if he's going to cook. That would be a new faucet to my curiosity."

Ok, let me help you put a grip on that in case your curiosity starts dripping.

That one seems so wrong on multiple levels. Does one have facets of curiosity? I mean, if the word was spelled correctly and all....

Sometimes I just want to make a list. And then post it somewhere.

Oh wait, we could do that here!!! Yeah, a thread for the funniest SPaG errors. For when we are having a bad day and need a laugh.

Sorry, I'm really tired tonight, I may even be getting a little loopy.

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #3767 on:** May 17, 2013, 10:42 PM »

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I always have a good laugh watching chick flicks with bar scenes, watching the hilarious and unbelievably cheesy pick up lines. Am apalled they are actually used by some in real life though! Such losers! I guess during times like those you are grateful to stay single than be with a moron like that.

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Was this before the drought?

It was at the start - I'd just recently moved and didn't know if a long distance thing was going to work out, or that the dating situation here would be so dire.

If I had known my drought would have lasted this long, I possibly might have taken him up on his offer!

Ah well, hindsight is always 20/20.

Booked · « **Reply #3768 on:** May 17, 2013, 10:43 PM »

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Great minds and all that....Or really it's just that we know Booked so well

Great, to have a reputation of being a p0rn crazy, pervy, OCD mess... Cool?!

Should i be worried that my son's pet turtles seem to be pervy as well?

I swear on my daddy's grave i have never introduced them to MFHD nor FSoG!

elliemae5290 · « **Reply #3769 on:** May 17, 2013, 10:44 PM »

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"Hi! Do you breed dogs? Because I'd love to play with those puppies under your shirt - and I have a massive bone to bury."

HAHAHA! That's awful! I wonder how long he'd been working on that line?! Sounds like an upstanding guy.

I had a guy with a goatee approached me once to tell me if I needed a clean place to sit then he'd shave his mustache. What a gentleman, right?

elliemae5290 · « **Reply #3770 on:** May 17, 2013, 10:49 PM »

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OMG! I hope I didn't just wake up my family with how loud I just laughed at that!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #3771 on:** May 17, 2013, 10:54 PM »

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HAHAHA! That's awful! I wonder how long he'd been working on that line?! Sounds like an upstanding guy.

I had a guy with a goatee approached me once to tell me if I needed a clean place to sit then he'd shave his mustache. What a gentleman, right?

What a charmer!

Did you get his number?

I wonder what these guys would do if someone actually took them up on their offer. Is this the man-version of when girls say something negative about themselves so that everyone then compliments them?

Or is it a kind of false bravado so that when they go back to their mates they can pretend they have some dignity and say that the girl is just a bitch because she knocked him back?

Ah - the male psyche...maybe I'm just overthinking it!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #3772 on:** May 17, 2013, 10:59 PM »

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Great, to have a reputation of being a p0rn crazy, pervy, OCD mess... Cool?!

Welcome to the club! Do you like my crown?

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Should i be worried that my son's pet turtles seem to be pervy as well?
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Question 1: Are the turtles M/F, M/M or F/F? I don't know why this is important, it just is!

Question 2: Are the turtles kept in the same room as your p0rn watching equipment?

Question 3: Is the photo upside down, or is it just time for me to have another vodka?

elliemae5290 · « **Reply #3773 on:** May 17, 2013, 11:02 PM »

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What a charmer!

Did you get his number?

I wonder what these guys would do if someone actually took them up on their offer. Is this the man-version of when girls say something negative about themselves so that everyone then compliments them?

Or is it a kind of false bravado so that when they go back to their mates they can pretend they have some dignity and say that the girl is just a bitch because she knocked him back?

Ah - the male psyche...maybe I'm just overthinking it!

I think I gave him the classic eye roll & turned my back to him.

Seriously, what is the success rate with lines like that?!

Where in the world do you find all these hilarious quotes/pics?!

Astro2009 · « **Reply #3774 on:** May 17, 2013, 11:10 PM »

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Where in the world do you find all these hilarious quotes/pics?!

I could tell you...but then I would have to kill you!

It's a top secret, highly-classified installation.

Booked · « **Reply #3775 on:** May 17, 2013, 11:17 PM »

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Welcome to the club! Do you like my crown?

Question 1: Are the turtles M/F, M/M or F/F? I don't know why this is important, it just is!

Question 2: Are the turtles kept in the same room as your p0rn watching equipment? No TVs there.

Question 3: Is the photo upside down, or is it just time for me to have another vodka?

Well, Astro, you are contagious! There is really nothing better than someone taking that first dive to encourage everyone else to jump right in.

1: M/F
2: they are on the counter that separates my kitchen and dining room.
3: upside down?? Try switching to rum

Astro2009 · « **Reply #3776 on:** May 17, 2013, 11:39 PM »

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1: M/F
2: they are on the counter that separates my kitchen and dining room.
3: upside down?? Try switching to rum

I thought that might explain your question about gay animals, but it seems that they just have a healthy, natural relationship.

Really, what else is there for them to do? It's not like they have a TV in there!

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Girl, you are messing with my mind! And my liver!

Those pictures are upside down! How many margaritas did you consume before taking them on your phone?

My sister took her blackberry in for repairs because the pictures of her kids were all upside down. Turned out, she was just holding the phone the wrong way.

She is a senior partner in one of Australia's biggest law firms!

Booked · « **Reply #3777 on:** May 18, 2013, 12:01 AM »

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I thought that might explain your question about gay animals, but it seems that they just have a healthy, natural relationship.

Really, what else is there for them to do? It's not like they have a TV in there!

Girl, you are messing with my mind! And my liver!

Those pictures are upside down! How many margaritas did you consume before taking them on your phone?

Dude! Am telling you they are not upside down. The cream marble counter is where their tank is placed on. First picture, i took it standing up, above them so you can see the sniffing action from top view.
The second one, i put the ipad on the counter top too, at the same level as theirs. The turtle shell is right side up! They are just stretching their necks up, while the male one is holding on to the shoulders...while, yeah...

Check the water in the tank...

Astro2009 · « **Reply #3778 on:** May 18, 2013, 12:14 AM »

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Dude! Am telling you they are not upside down. The cream marble counter is where their tank is placed on. First picture, i took it standing up, above them so you can see the sniffing action from top view.
The second one, i put the ipad on the counter top too, at the same level as theirs. The turtle shell is right side up! They are just stretching their necks up, while the male one is holding on to the shoulders...while, yeah...

Check the water in the tank...

Is the blue band on the bottom or the top. Because what I'm seeing is the creme counter top and the blue band at the top of the picture!

I'm taking a screen snap so that you can see exactly what I'm seeing!

Booked · « **Reply #3779 on:** May 18, 2013, 12:25 AM »

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Is the blue band on the bottom or the top. Because what I'm seeing is the creme counter top and the blue band at the top of the picture!

I'm taking a screen snap so that you can see exactly what I'm seeing!

Wow, why are you seeing it like that? Its correct on mine? Hmmm?

Astro2009 · « **Reply #3780 on:** May 18, 2013, 12:32 AM »

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Wow, why are you seeing it like that? Its correct on mine? Hmmm?

See? I'm not crazy!

Well, not about this!

What's everyone else seeing?

Here's another question for you, Booked. Did we talk about your sex-crazed turtles on twitter this week? I swear we did, but when I went back to see if the pictures were right-way-round there, I can't find any mention of it!

After my super weird Lauren/Rupert/Nutella dream on Thursday night, and now this, I'm really questioning my sanity!

ETD: Phew! Found it - I was getting worried! But even there, the pic is upside down!

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