Hey Ladies, I hope you can help me...

I started reading

The Mystery of You by DivineInspiration
Mystery writer Edward Cullen stumbles upon a mystery greater than the ones he writes: Isabella Swan. Life happens as he unravels the mystery. AU/AH. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,748 - Reviews: 1218 - Updated: 8-7-11 - Published: 9-24-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

And I like it a lot. But I really Need a Spoiler about Bella's past and when she talks about it.

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

Has anybody read this?





(and I'm still on our strange Family Computer with those random capital letters...)

I may be pervy but i don't want to scare them away by immediately asking that! Besides, i'm interested in schlongs, not boobs. 

How do you do?
i'm Booked.
welcome!
What's your bra size?

nope, not a good way to meet people, more so if this was a bar 

Where do I start? Yeah, we may have scared her away.  It is a her isn't it?  Because you need to change that to schlong size otherwise.

Sometimes I just want to make a list.  And then post it somewhere. 

Oh wait, we could do that here!!!  Yeah, a thread for the funniest SPaG errors.  For when we are having a bad day and need a laugh.

Sorry, I'm really tired tonight, I may even be getting a little loopy.

Off to feed animals and head to bed.  Good night all! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

For me, you would want bra size.

And a SPaG best of would be a fun thread indeed - I edit (very boring technical data) for a living and its SUPER hard to get past SPaG errors since my eyes/brain are trained to seek them out. They are like sore thumbs. As long as the general story isn't full of them and it doesn't seem to be written by a 12 yr old, I can look past. But sometimes I just gotta take a min and  especially if its a preposition errors, ex "the sauce on the stove boiled over, splattering sauce all in her" when it should be "all on her" 

I agree and did the same thing -- flounced at page 25.  Way too juvenile.  Bella is all " oh, i'm so smart and mature for 18 and while Edward's barely spoken a word to me I know he wants me so I'm going to pretend to go out with my ex to make Edward jealous."  And Edward's all, " I know i'm 28 with a kid but I own Bella because I have tattoos and pierced her belly button and show up at her high school  because she won't answer my texts."

Theses are not direct quotes,  but you get the picture.  The motives behind these character's actions are never explained, and not in a "good, I wonder what's going on way" but in a "where did this come from-- what is the author thinking?  (Why is Jacob suddenly dating Edward's ex?)

I was reading Illusion of Innocence when it was a WIP.  After about 11 chapters, I thought Edward and Bella were both TSTL, and quit reading.  I left thinking I would go back when it was complete, so I didn't flounce.  But I have a feeling this is one that will get skimmed, rather than read.

And SPaG can ruin an okay story. 

So if enough people would read and post, I don't mind starting it.  But otherwise, we can keep putting them here. 

Click, click, click and now fanfiction is my most prolific hobby. 

So I may be an addict too, but I already admitted to being OCD with errors so I didn't want to come off as too much of a freak!

Decided to give "Substance Clad in Shadows" a shot as it's been talked about. I'm enjoying it so far. Came across this that I thought you might like (or not),
"The walls in the photo wouldn't call my crazy, I almost say, just for a laugh."
S/B 'me'. The walls wouldn't call me crazy...
or maybe they would?