Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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I'm looking at my story alert list thing from  ff and I have some WIP's that I started reading but haven't updated in ages... it's driving me crazy. 

Grasping Darkness, Hunger Light by KiyaRaven
How to Paint a House By maggies gutter
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street
Bright Like the Sun by dryler
Faithfully by LailaB
Expetations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle
The Blizzard by sheviking
 
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher ----- And this one I LOVE, but I don't even know if it will ever get finished. If it weren't because it's abandoned I would rec this. I think it's so well written. And it actually has a plot, to say the story is 38 chapters long and Edward and Bella weren't together yet. But they were getting there.

I have more but this are the one's I read as WIP because they USED to update regularly.

Most of these are on my TBR list.  I do know LailaB had a house fire - I think it was in 2011.  But those take time to recover from.  She supposedly wanted to finish.  I'm just concerned that if she lost her computer with the in-process story, she may just give up

Kiya took forever to finish Grasping Darkness, so I wouldn't expect any less.  Chrome Turtle has been      v e r y  s l o w l y  updating.  Sigh.   The rest?  Yeah.  This is why i don't read WIPs anymore.  Except the ones I read.       

Yeah- I did know that LailaB had a house fire. And about Grasping Darkness I read it recently and then I went and started reading the sequel. At first she updated every week but then it stopped.

I don't read WIP's either but every once in a while I start one because stupid me believes the authors when they say they will update soon and that they have most of the fic completed.

I always wonder about that.  They say the story is complete, but they take forever to post. 
 

 I really don't know what's up but it could be the stars and planets are aligned are something, but am due to get my period in a day or two as well  Most of us getting our periods within a week of each other?  I don't think I could handle using the Diva Cup though  My first 2 days are pretty strong and I hate to imagine how many times i will have to go and change it 

Sometimes I wish I hit menopause already so I don't have to worry about periods or getting pregnant at this age.  I love my 2 kids but I definitely don't want another one. Gives me nightmares thinking I would have to start all over again with the diapers, baby milk, potty training and constantly watching over a baby. Oh, the horror!!!!

Speaking of the Diva Cup...   You guys had me almost convinced until I read about the "air lock".    Isn't that something that happens in deep space with astronauts?     

It's slightly late, but Happy Birthday DD!

I hope you had a good time at the party and didn't end up like this:

I thought it was today?

 Happy dirty thirty D_d!

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I think I got everyone. No belated wishes as I still,have one hour and 30 minutes left of my bday. Thank you girls!

I spent most of today sleeping away. Lauren, I did have a great time. Even got a lap dance from one friend.

I was really happy since now friend that he is now living in another city came for my bday and the other one his dad is in the ICU for the last two months also came over. Oh, and one friend messed up her trip to London so she also came. She didn't know her trip was through ny and she didn't have a USA visa.

Damn, I was going post a picture of how many bottles of alcohol we went through. But I can't do it on my iPad. It's not working.

I am glad I ended up celebrating my bday, I was so scared of the big 3.0.

I had to skim all this diva cup talk, I have a full house and I'm currently sleeping in my moms closet. That is fine, I at least get an ac here and no snoring from my dad. Including myself and my parents there are 15 people staying here. Full house. And two lovely dogs.

 

I was warned about the Perfect Wife last year, with themes not for the fainthearted. if I recall correctly

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Well I was I guess one of the brave souls that read the Perfect Wife, I know at first I was 

But it kinda has a HEA

OMG - I read this and it was horrible.

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And I kind of wanted to slap Edward!

And who actually thought this was good enought to publish? 

The Darkness of Perfection was very different from The Perfect Wife.  It was like she took a sliver of the idea and published it.  So, if you hated The Perfect Wife, you can still give The Darkness of Perfection a try.

Hi!

maybe it's a silly request but whatever  I'm looking for some E/B stories written by male authors. I believe that the majority of the authors are women so it's interesting for me to compare.

If it was previously discussed sorry for going there again.

Thanks in advance for your time!

I don't know if somebody already mentioned Johnnyboy7, I think he's a college student or was... I'm not sure.

He has some good ones, there is 'There will be blood' and it's sequel 'There will be freedom' .
They have somethiing to do with the mob/mafia?. I havent read them but they ate on my TBR list.

He has a OS that I like, 'She flies her own wings' it was an entry for the os Enchantment contest.

And another one I love is 'The Affair' and this one is complete but it's not marked complete. The summary might put you off but I think it's worth it.
And I didn't put any links because I'm on my phoneand it's a pain in the a s s to copy and paste.

Edward's has soap in his mouth here and I'm not sure if if someone was pounding their head on his door or if he was pounding his head on his door while he was going downtown.  What do you think?


"I nuzzled my face back into her soaping pussy and moaned at her taste. I was about to rip the offending cloth that was covering what I most wanted until I head pounding on my door."

 

What fic is that?

Edward's has soap in his mouth here and I'm not sure if if someone was pounding their head on his door or if he was pounding his head on his door while he was going downtown.  What do you think?


"I nuzzled my face back into her soaping pussy and moaned at her taste. I was about to rip the offending cloth that was covering what I most wanted until I head pounding on my door."

Oh my word, such a confusing description. Perfect examples of lemons that should just be skipped. Guess Edward likes the tastes of soap or was he moaning in distaste?