Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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I can neither confirm or deny which one it is. I'll just be happy when I can have it back - originally the whole thing was meant to be over by now, but they extended the deadline and it won't be done for another 3 weeks. Feels very weird to have no control over posting something I've written, but then again I wouldn't have written it without their prompts. If you find one you hate, keep it to yourself! At least with you if you do find out which is mine, you won't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining if you hate it.

Are you sure??

 

But just think about all the time you'd have to read GOOD fic if you flounced the BAD fic?!

I know! 

I keep hoping that it'll get better, and there is usually something - sometimes something very small - that keeps me reading and hoping. Occasionally, you get a resolution.

I admit, it is a serious problem - maybe it's the teacher in me, wanting to see an improvement.

Maybe I'm just a masochist!

(and since Twilight, I really hate that word and if anyone dares mention anything about lions and lambs I will reach into my computer and slap you!!!)

Also, you read a fic where Bella watched Charlie masturbate? Um..

While wearing a pink tutu!!! 

 

It was a very long time ago.

I was very new to twific.

The first chapter was normal - quite good, E/B, protective Charlie, etc.

The second chapter...holy shit! It was like the author had gone on a bender and then decided to post while she was tripping!

If it had Edward hiding in it too, I probably would!

Well, duh! Of course you would!

New avvie, yall likey?

The pants are a little high...

 

I just to ff.net to see if I could locate the pink tutu wearing, masturbating Charlie fic, and this little gem appeared when I searched for "pink tutu". Sadly, it was never completed, although it has 2 Faves and 6 Follows!!! I can post the link if anyone wants it!

 

A Blind Twist by Ina Beana 
A twist on the way that Bella and Edward get together and their life...Scratch that! Bella and Edward meet on a Double Blind Date. Edward's First Impression of Charlie is...in a pink tutu? L8tr on...a mysterious creature roars...& it isn't a werewolf!

Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 06-10-08 - Published: 04-07-08

When we arrived at her house, I carried Bella to the house bridal style, and rang the door bell with my nose. The door opened, and I nearly fell over laughing. There stood Charlie, whom (the scent told me) was very drunk. He had pick bows all in his hair, and was dressed in a ballet tutu. He had on make-up, and was smiling at me. He put both of his hands on either cheek and squealed:

"BELLA!! Dahling…you have arrrrived home! Me and my friends were just having a tea party!" He pranced back into the living room, where (sure enough) there was a tea set and a tiny table with little chairs. Also, there were dressed up BARBIES sitting around the table. Charlie took 'his seat' at the table. I decided to speak up.

"Uh…Charlie?" wow, what a great beginning Edward I though to myself. "I will just take Bella up to her room now. We ate a lot and are really really full, so I apologize that we can't join your…erm…party." This was getting awkward real fast.

"Of course my dahling Edward. You may spend the night too if need be. Well…I shall see you. Good Bye!!" He went back to his little 'fiesta' while I took Bella up to my room. There was no way I was going to leave Bella in the house with only Charlie with her. I read his thoughts now…

OMG!! I should…like…do this all the time! It's just so spazztastic! OOOOOOH! It's soo cool looking. Like, when you put the chocolate sauce in the tea, it like…DOES SOMETHING!!

Woah…this was starting to creep me, a vampire, out. I set down Bella on her bed. She looked so beautiful and peaceful. I sighed. She was too good for me. I took the rocking chair out of the corner and put it in front of her door, which I locked.

And so, he watched her til morning came…

I just to ff.net to see if I could locate the pink tutu wearing, masturbating Charlie fic, and this little gem appeared when I searched for "pink tutu". Sadly, it was never completed, although it has 2 Faves and 6 Follows!!! I can post the link if anyone wants it!

 

A Blind Twist by Ina Beana 
A twist on the way that Bella and Edward get together and their life...Scratch that! Bella and Edward meet on a Double Blind Date. Edward's First Impression of Charlie is...in a pink tutu? L8tr on...a mysterious creature roars...& it isn't a werewolf!

Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 06-10-08 - Published: 04-07-08

When we arrived at her house, I carried Bella to the house bridal style, and rang the door bell with my nose. The door opened, and I nearly fell over laughing. There stood Charlie, whom (the scent told me) was very drunk. He had pick bows all in his hair, and was dressed in a ballet tutu. He had on make-up, and was smiling at me. He put both of his hands on either cheek and squealed:

"BELLA!! Dahling…you have arrrrived home! Me and my friends were just having a tea party!" He pranced back into the living room, where (sure enough) there was a tea set and a tiny table with little chairs. Also, there were dressed up BARBIES sitting around the table. Charlie took 'his seat' at the table. I decided to speak up.

"Uh…Charlie?" wow, what a great beginning Edward I though to myself. "I will just take Bella up to her room now. We ate a lot and are really really full, so I apologize that we can't join your…erm…party." This was getting awkward real fast.

"Of course my dahling Edward. You may spend the night too if need be. Well…I shall see you. Good Bye!!" He went back to his little 'fiesta' while I took Bella up to my room. There was no way I was going to leave Bella in the house with only Charlie with her. I read his thoughts now…

OMG!! I should…like…do this all the time! It's just so spazztastic! OOOOOOH! It's soo cool looking. Like, when you put the chocolate sauce in the tea, it like…DOES SOMETHING!!

Woah…this was starting to creep me, a vampire, out. I set down Bella on her bed. She looked so beautiful and peaceful. I sighed. She was too good for me. I took the rocking chair out of the corner and put it in front of her door, which I locked.

And so, he watched her til morning came…

Why on Earth did you ever read this??

The summary alone would have put me off for life or maybe until L8tr!!   

Okay, so trying not to laugh because it makes me cough more ....and you all aren't helping.   At all. Charlie in a TUTU??  Yeah. No. Then Matron's hot avi is smelling his pit?   

Well, at least he isn't licking it.

Okay, so trying not to laugh because it makes me cough more ....and you all aren't helping.   At all. Charlie in a TUTU??  Yeah. No. Then Matron's hot avi is smelling his pit?   

Well, at least he isn't licking it.

Matron should post her avis as a full-sized pic - you know, just so we can inspect them closely and make sure that they are appropriate.

You know I'm all about the research!

You're still coughing, Ella? Have you tried Vaborub on the feet yet?

I know a lot of you are shivering through the weekend and fighting coughs and colds, and I don't want to rub it in, but I am really over Summer! I have this itchy heat rash all over my back, from my shoulders to my backside!

And even if I did have someone to put calamine lotion on it, I wouldn't want anyone to see it because that would be romantic suicide!

I feel like this:
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Night all - take care.