Whaaa? That's 4 things....and I suppose you want me to do the situp too!

I'm not that co-ordinated! Shoot, I fell trying to get off a step ladder yesterday...this getting in shape is going to be tougher than I thought 

No, really, I'll give it a try.  I used to do tons of those things when I was young and skinny...

Am at a talk where we all schmooze and I feel like a flipping giant! Mostly women here, all under 5"4 or so. Seems to be the case in fanfic too - apart from Rosalie - now I'm thinking I'm just a beanstalk. Quick question - how tall is are you all?

Have you tried swimming? Great for toning and much easier on the muscles!

I had an eating disorder when I was younger and part of recovery is 'healthy living' - hence why I know so much rubbish about exercise and nutrition! Means I can cook pretty damn well, though 

I'm so glad I'm no longer the only tall girl here (though 5"8 isn't that tall)! I was feeling outnumbered there All you little shorties - guess what they say about shrinking in old age is true

Only 5'8"? Haha. In my family that is the small side of average! It's insanity. I can imagine with heels you'd be sky high though! I can't wear heels, or at least I don't really try. I stick to my riding boots! Ha.

I've got super toned legs and my tum is all right but have almost zero upper body strength. I mean, I can haul hay bales around and shove horses about but I can't lift my own body weight, which is pitiful, especially since I weigh about as much as a sack of feathers. The boys bench-press me as a warm-up!

I've used protein supplements before when I was running a lot but I still lost too much weight and had to stop, which makes me sad 'cause I love running. I can't seem to increase my intake enough to counteract the exercise I do, the milky based supplements make me feel ill, and at the moment I'm using high calorie juice supplements to boost my calories after riding. This is of course the lazy girls way of gaining weight but I can't physically eat much more than I do. My tummy isn't big enough, I need to suck it up and stuff myself silly, but then I just get ill. I think I'm gonna give it a go, maybe upping the exercise again will make me hungry.

Yay! A bosom buddy (pun totally intended  ). I'm an 6 or 8 B/C cup, so 30/32 B/C depending on the brand. Expansion via sprogs is not an option for me; not ready for the little ankle-biters just yet.

I've thought about yoga. I think it would be good for increasing flexibility too, which is something I want, although I'm scared my old-lady knees won't be able to handle the pressure. Although I have a friend who does Bikram Yoga and swears by it, although the thought of yoga in a sauna kinda freaks me out...

Hmm and Calibre is like a cloud drive i am assuming?  I wonder if Calibre will work on my kindle if I dl the app.  Sorry I am noob at this stuff.

Have you tried swimming? Great for toning and much easier on the muscles!

I had an eating disorder when I was younger and part of recovery is 'healthy living' - hence why I know so much rubbish about exercise and nutrition! Means I can cook pretty damn well, though 

I'm so glad I'm no longer the only tall girl here (though 5"8 isn't that tall)! I was feeling outnumbered there All you little shorties - guess what they say about shrinking in old age is true

The offer is still there - although time zones can be a PITA! And I'm dedicated - once I start something, I don't quit! I've never beta'ed before, but you can count on me for brutally honest feedback. PM if you're interested - and when the 'puter is fixed!

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Has anyone else read this?

DD-please tell me you are not one of those readers that berates an author for doing what they want with their own story?...We may have to part way 

OK goodnight every one! Happy Valentine's Day for tomorrow..

Hey Mernzi,

If you're going to go through hell at least you can do it with like-minded idiots!  That way we can all suffer together - talk about international relations!