was soooooo thinking that exact same thing.

Maybe it's a cross between UST and ANGST......UGST!   LOL!  No?   

Maybe it's a cross between UST and ANGST......UGST!   LOL!  No?   

  Errr? What's UST, again? I will get the hang of all these, I PROMISE!

Errr? What's UST, again? I will get the hang of all these, I PROMISE!

Unresolved Sexual Tension - pretty much the whole Twilight series LOL!

Bless you, for your patient to this Abbrevitard 

*looks away in embarrassment* Uh, yeah, because it's not the ONLY abbreviation I know.....

No, really, I still don't understand a lot of them and have to google or ask.  The Urban Dictionary has been really helpful as well. 

Here are some of the Twilight-specific things I could think of:


Acronyms/initialisms:   OME – Oh my Edward;
                                    Websites - RAoR (defunct blog? - Random Acts of Rob), TWCS (The Writer’s Coffee Shop), ADF (A
                                                      Different Forest), TLYDF (The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster);
                                    Story titles -  MOTU (Master of the Universe), EP (Emancipation Proclamation), WA (Wide Awake),
                                                         HOFY (Holding Out for You), HBD (Hit By Destiny), UOEM (University of Edward Masen),
                                                         AA5 (Art After 5), HL5 (Hydraulic Level 5), IGA (Irritable Grizzly Adams), TALAY (Twice as
                                                         Long as Yesterday), etc.

Misc. terms (some might apply to other fandoms):  Jaw p0rn, Robsten, Sex hair, God of War, etc.

Names that describe the type of character in the story:  Tattward, Jerkward, Darkward, Inkella/Tattella, Vampward,  etc.

“Twi” attached to anything:  Twihard, twismut, twific, twibary, twivobaculary, etc.

Team Jacob (or whomever you support)


I think manyafandom put together a spreadsheet of acronyms for popular twifics a few years ago.  It's a google spreadsheet (You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login) with links.

I'm doing a happy dance  Because as far behind as I am in this whole Twific world I have managed to read all those titles you've just mentioned. Yes sad, in the larger scheme of things, but true nonetheless!!

Has anyone else read this?

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I'd really like to hear your thoughts? I'm a little disgusted and ready to flounce. It seems like it will have a great story line, but for some reason I can't get past the whole "sleeps with high class whores without a condom"

ReOh ally? I don't care how many times a NOT ALLOWED is tested it just seems disgusting to not protect himself. I wanna roll around in Purell right now.


Tami

GASP! Tami this is a WIP! I can't help you hon, I avoid WIP like I would a "high class NOT ALLOWED without a condom"

I don't know what I'm taking about, its complete. Starting now....

Oh Tami!
Why, why, WHY! Now I'm going to have to start reading this to see what's got you so riled....But even before I start I can say straight off the bat; unprotected sex with someone you're not monogamous with is a big NO NO!

lol, you should have heard my 18 year old daughter. I started reading this last night and she finally stood at my bedroom door and goes what the hell is wrong with you?? I just looked at her "what are you talking about" she proceeds to tell me she can hear me mumbling, cussing and ranting all the way upstairs. I told her about the story and she just laughed at me and said "don't read it" little brat.. It's an E/B story and I'm sure it has an HEA.. I then went on to rant about the moral compass of society and how it's crap like this that gives young girls the okay to NOT love their ho-hahs, she just rolled her eyes at me and walked away. She's on my list today!!

Tami

lol, you should have heard my 18 year old daughter. I started reading this last night and she finally stood at my bedroom door and goes what the hell is wrong with you?? I just looked at her "what are you talking about" she proceeds to tell me she can hear me mumbling, cussing and ranting all the way upstairs. I told her about the story and she just laughed at me and said "don't read it" little brat.. It's an E/B story and I'm sure it has an HEA.. I then went on to rant about the moral compass of society and how it's crap like this that gives young girls the okay to NOT love their ho-hahs, she just rolled her eyes at me and walked away. She's on my list today!!

Tami

Do you need me to read the last chapter?   

lol, you should have heard my 18 year old daughter. I started reading this last night and she finally stood at my bedroom door and goes what the hell is wrong with you?? I just looked at her "what are you talking about" she proceeds to tell me she can hear me mumbling, cussing and ranting all the way upstairs. I told her about the story and she just laughed at me and said "don't read it" little brat.. It's an E/B story and I'm sure it has an HEA.. I then went on to rant about the moral compass of society and how it's crap like this that gives young girls the okay to NOT love their ho-hahs, she just rolled her eyes at me and walked away. She's on my list today!!

Tami

Well, I have only just started and the most I can say so far is that this is Derangeward!!

lol Ella, *grins sheepishly* I already did.. I just don't like the story lines that have him sleeping around after he meets Bella. 

Tami

Well, as you can see, I got curious and read it anyway. 

Hmm.  Are they dating?  Maybe this is one of those more realistic stories where they don't fall in love at first sight and end up in bed two seconds later?