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I just cannot read the stories written by Milk40.  I have just tried again to read hew new story Collisions  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login After skimming three chapters, I want to tear my hair out.  Her plots and characterisations are so poor, as for the dialogue. Shudders.

I've been flouncing all her fics.
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It's just annoying. On the daily grind Edward keeps calling Bella his kitten.

And her clit was called her pearl or something, I complained about that a long time ago in another thread.

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I've been reading this; and I cannot... first of all I think the first couple of chapters are a huge exaggeration. I hate it when Bella can't resist Edward, wants to but can't because her hooha has a mind of her own. ARGGG I just can't, a friend told me that I just had to read it, but hell its bothering the crap out of me!

And she calls her hohaa tulip 

Tulip had her hands on her hips and yelled, "That's right bitch! NOT ALLOWED walk away! Slugger is mine. Step the fuck off!"

Tulip had gotten on her pink crop top and leather pants and was singing. "Get it-get it, get it-get it what?"

"Don't make me come up there!" Tulip threatened, sharpening her Stiletto heel. "Slugger and I get along just fine."

By the way those are sentences from the story 

All those fics where Bella has lenghty conversations with her intimate parts are so funny (NOT! )

It might be ok if it's just happen once in a fluf fic, but all the freaking time?!

(The same goes for inner goddesses )

I have read few story where her inner parts are having conversation with each-other. than there is also conversation between devil-bella, angel-bella. You actually lose focus from main story while reading random conversation in every chapter.

I hate inner monologues! I admit some authors have the ability to make it work, but most of the times it turns out to be a complicated mess where Bella talks nonsense all the time.

So so so annoying!!!! I skipped half the fic. Tulip was PITA.

See, I thought it was all funny. Sexy Silk cracked me up. Plus I loved the Edward. And at one point Bella kicks James in the nuts because he's harrassing her. I love snarky Bella.

I can deal with arguing inner monologues, but what I hate is when a character's inner thoughts go on and on and on. I don't remember which story it was, but Bella didn't speak, but she sure thought in minute detail. Drove me totally crazy in a very short time.  I guess I could try skimming over it all if I try reading it again.  Um, if I remember what it was LOL! 

I was rec'd this one. I think I read it *scratches head* like recently. I can't remember though.  Snort, does that mean I flounced?

I think that says it all.   

A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.

I was looking for fics with an older Edward and I found this WIP. It doesn't start that bad, although it is a little naive.

However, Bella has not one, but two inner voices She calls her more adventurous/confident side Inner and her girlie parts (lol!) Hussy. And I'm pretty sure there is a third person somewhere in there which represents the victim in her. Does all these make any sense? At first, I didn't see a huge problem (there were only references to them) and thought of giving the fic a shot. But, by chapter 10 I think, they start having conversations with each other. Full length conversations that is. Like three besties It drove me crazy!!

Thanks for the warning, have this on my TBR list, so have dumped it.

A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.

I was looking for fics with an older Edward and I found this WIP. It doesn't start that bad, although it is a little naive.

However, Bella has not one, but two inner voices She calls her more adventurous/confident side Inner and her girlie parts (lol!) Hussy. And I'm pretty sure there is a third person somewhere in there which represents the victim in her. Does all these make any sense? At first, I didn't see a huge problem (there were only references to them) and thought of giving the fic a shot. But, by chapter 10 I think, they start having conversations with each other. Full length conversations that is. Like three besties It drove me crazy!!

I actually like this one  But it hasn't updated in months so I don't remember half the stuff in there .

A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.

I was looking for fics with an older Edward and I found this WIP. It doesn't start that bad, although it is a little naive.

However, Bella has not one, but two inner voices She calls her more adventurous/confident side Inner and her girlie parts (lol!) Hussy. And I'm pretty sure there is a third person somewhere in there which represents the victim in her. Does all these make any sense? At first, I didn't see a huge problem (there were only references to them) and thought of giving the fic a shot. But, by chapter 10 I think, they start having conversations with each other. Full length conversations that is. Like three besties It drove me crazy!!

I like this fic too, I don't remember the inner voices, I think I skipped those parts. Unfortunately it seems to be one of the promising fics that takes years to update... It's a pity, because this is a good one.