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I always just figured their blood was replaced with their venom, so any erections would be from venom filling their willies. This is why they should always wear condoms when sleeping with human, wouldn't the venom change them if they had any abrasions, say, from rough sex? Do I not remember that actually being a part of one of the Bella/Jasper fics? Carlisle telling Bella NOT to swallow? Maybe Colliding Meteors?

If they are made of stone, shouldn't it always be hard?? A real perceptual hard on??  *raises eyebrows*



Hehe. And how could he possibly be producing viable sperm when his, ahem, stuff is venom and his body temperature is so cold? I'm pretty sure the nuts need to be around 35-36 degrees C to produce sperm. Not to mention need blood and the fact their venom is you know, poisonous and all that....

Oh, and I found another one: "Wow, you are a beautiful site to wake up to." 

I always just figured their blood was replaced with their venom, so any erections would be from venom filling their willies. This is why they should always wear condoms when sleeping with human, wouldn't the venom change them if they had any abrasions, say, from rough sex? Do I not remember that actually being a part of one of the Bella/Jasper fics? Carlisle telling Bella NOT to swallow? Maybe Colliding Meteors?

No?...Their blood isn't replaced by venom? Their saliva is...When they rip each other apart it's just "stone", I'm going by the original Twilight mind you.... are we really debating this? And yes, I know it's my fault as I brought it up as a pet peeve!

Oh and here is another one,
I handed him a cigarette, which he accepted " I feel like such an embacil

I'm telling you Ex Factor is swimming in this kind of nonsense, I really want to flounce but I'm on page 984! Might as well stick it out, right?

WELCOME BACK RDMickey!!

No?...Their blood isn't replaced by venom? Their saliva is...When they rip each other apart it's just "stone", I'm going by the original Twilight mind you.... are we really debating this? And yes, I know it's my fault as I brought it up as a pet peeve!

Oh and here is another one,
I handed him a cigarette, which he accepted " I feel like such an embacil

I'm telling you Ex Factor is swimming in this kind of nonsense, I really want to flounce but I'm on page 984! Might as well stick it out, right?

WELCOME BACK RDMickey!!

I think a big problem is, all these fics kind of feed off of each other's ideas, and we start to forget what was originally said about things and what new writers have come up with.  Like the God of War title for Jasper that was coined in Colliding Meteors, but I have seen in at least one (I'm thinking I've seen 2) other fic.

I know in several  fics I've been reading, when a vampire gets injured, the wounds seep venom, so it just....bled into my own ideas about things.

Mmmm - tim tams. They are awesome, chocolaty deliciousness best eaten straight out of the freezer, or dipped in coffee, or... (imagine Rob dipped in chocolate...damn those bats distracted me again!)

Oh that leads me to this manip.
*swallows slowly*



I would love to root all up in that !

I think a big problem is, all these fics kind of feed off of each other's ideas, and we start to forget what was originally said about things and what new writers have come up with.  Like the God of War title for Jasper that was coined in Colliding Meteors, but I have seen in at least one (I'm thinking I've seen 2) other fic.

I know in several  fics I've been reading, when a vampire gets injured, the wounds seep venom, so it just....bled into my own ideas about things.

And so many just change stuff to work for their story.  I read one where Renesmee hunts animals but then gets attacked by a kid from school with a knife and it cuts her. Yeah, flounced that one.

But I think you are right that they steal,  um or borrow, ideas from each other. 

Last lesson for the day on Australian Culture (pronounced: kulcha)
Back in the late 80’s, singer/comedian Kevin Bloody Wilson (refer to post about our use of bloody as an adjective for EVERYTHING) released this charming little ditty entitled “Rootin’ In The Back of The Ute”.

A “ute” is a small utility vehicle with a flat tray on the back (a pick-up, perhaps?) and “rooting” is…well I think you all get the idea by now.

Enjoy! A classical Australian ballad of romance…

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ps: Rdmickey - one does not "root up in that". One simply "roots", as in "I would love to root Rob when he is dripping with melted chocolate" or simply the phrase "I'd root him" would suffice. Either way, I love the pic and hope that if you are anywhere near any storms/hurricanes/cyclones, you have your catalogue of yummy pics backed up in a secure location!!!

So one could conceivably say "I'd root that"?

So one could conceivably say "I'd root that"?

If talking about Rob - yes.

If talking about Kevin Bloody Wilson - never!!!

Well done, Matron!  The teacher in me is proud that you have learnt a new phrase, and used it correctly. No homework for you tonight! For everyone else, keep practising.

Can anyone please direct me to simple idiot-proof instructions for embedding a picture into a post? Like this ^

There are several ways, but they have made it easier over time and included a button just under the strike through. You do need to know the URL of the pic and voila.

It should look something like [ img ] xxxxxxxxxx [ /img ]. No spaces though

And from other vampire fics. True Blood has them crying tears and bleeding all over the place, but the blood is like a drug. In Vampire Diaries the blood heals. I've read Twilight fics where the vamps have non-Twilight traits from the other vamp worlds.

I think only Twilight vamps are disco balls, though.

It's not really our fault the SM created the most non-canon vampires out there. The Saga itself has plenty of inconsistencies.
They drink blood, but have non of their own. No saliva, just poison. No tears. No sweat. But they got semen all right 
It's just so confusing... I am certain I once came across a fic where Edward was sweating poison (Flounced it after that and erased the title from my mind. )

Just curious, to our Aus and Brit sisters, why do you pronounce a word with an R in the end if it ends with an A. Example, you say dramar instead of drama; Victoriar instead of victoria. Then you remove the R at the end for some words like super is supa (supa sale!). Always wondered why, its quite sexy to me, accents pushes my button 

Here, public restrooms have signs as toilets or restrooms. If in a conversation or asking for direction, we sometimes ask where's the bathroom in english as we call it banyo in our language, derived from baño (spanish, we were colonized by them for over 100 yrs).

Basically there is something called a rhotic r, in Aus and England (with the excception of some local dialects) we have non-rhotic accents which means we only pronounce /r/  if it is followed by a vowel in the same intonation unit (So Car sound like Ca and water sounds like worta), this also plays havoc with dipthongs that are followed by /r/ and changes their pronounciation to schwas (a mid-central vowel sound - think the last vowel in sofa) so you get things like tIa for tyre or centa for centre. Where as rhotic accents (such as North American English) will pronounce /r/ in almost all positions in a word.

But then, in non-rhotic variants of English there is something called an "intrusive R" where many speakers insert an epenthetic /r/ between vowels, especially when it's a schwa so at word boundaries (or syllable boundaries) you often get an /r/ inserted where there shouldn't be one. So drawing is often said drawring, and phrases such as Australia and New Zealand in rapid speech are drawn together as Australiar-and New Zealand. So sometimes Victoria or Drama will sound like they have an r (E.G. Vicoriar-and) although they are more commonly ended with a schwa, or slightly rounded a which may give the impression of an r in rapid speech.