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ADULT ONLY DISCUSSION HERE SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO WAIT! DON'T LOOK IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED :18only: :18only: :18only: :18only:

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Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice  :-*

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2281 on: December 01, 2012, 08:35 PM »
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:D :D :D Oh Pervy! I do love ya! :-* :D :D
No I wasn't born in 42, it's my door number! I'm not sure why I've included it in my profile name...odd: I've got rid of it now,

Hmmm, perhaps I should lose the 2009.

Or change my name to something else...PervyKnickers perhaps?

No, I'll leave that one for when I need a P o r n star name.  :P
 

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2282 on: December 01, 2012, 08:40 PM »
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Or change my name to something else...PervyKnickers perhaps?

No, I'll leave that one for when I need a P o r n star name.  :P
Which could be any day now... ;D
 

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« Reply #2283 on: December 01, 2012, 08:42 PM »
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I bought a SHREDDER to organise my papers!
LOL! Yeah I have one of those, but having those hoarder tendencies, I feel I need to scan important stuff first.  And? Someday it will happen ;)
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« Reply #2284 on: December 01, 2012, 08:44 PM »
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LOL! Yeah I have one of those, but having those hoarder tendencies, I feel I need to scan important stuff first.  And? Someday it will happen ;)

I have so many things on my someday list...it might actually be longer than my weekly to do list!
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« Reply #2285 on: December 01, 2012, 08:47 PM »
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LOL! Yeah I have one of those, but having those hoarder tendencies, I feel I need to scan important stuff first.  And? Someday it will happen ;)
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I have so many things on my someday list...it might actually be longer than my weekly to do list!
Yeah, I hear ya. I've changed the name of my Someday list to At Some Point In The Year 5000..
 

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2286 on: December 01, 2012, 08:47 PM »
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Which could be any day now... ;D

 :o

No one wants to see that!

 :sign0137:

However, when Robert Pattinson's filming here in Australia, and we make our sextape ...

 :notes: Bow chicka wow wow :notes: :18only:
 

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2287 on: December 01, 2012, 08:50 PM »
My name? Well, my cat is Ella & I like the movie Ella Enchanted, but it was taken on Twitter. So I abreviated it. Wait is it abreviated or abbreviated?  Aaauuughhh I used to be such a good speller.  Then spell check came along. And all these awful spellers on FFnet.  It's driving me sane!!! :D ;D
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2288 on: December 01, 2012, 08:55 PM »
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:o

No one wants to see that!

 :sign0137:

However, when Robert Pattinson's filming here in Australia, and we make our sextape ...

 :notes: Bow chicka wow wow :notes: :18only:
Ah PK! You always have me cracking up!!  My husbandhas quit asking why I'm laughing so hard. 

And? Since Australia is so small *coughbullshitcough* I know you will find RPattz & get a great sextape which you will happily share with us.  ;D
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« Reply #2289 on: December 01, 2012, 08:56 PM »
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LOL! Yeah I have one of those, but having those hoarder tendencies, I feel I need to scan important stuff first.  And? Someday it will happen ;)

I only hoard fanfic.

I am, however, the World Champion for Procrastination - which is what keeps any hoarder tendencies under control.

Around this time of year (end of the school year) my house is clean, my office sparkles, my filing cabinets are immaculate, my ironing basket is empty, my freezer is full of baked goods, my hedges are pruned...but those bloody report cards just won't read themselves!



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Ah PK!

Et tu, Ella?

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Since Australia is so small *coughbullshitcough* I know you will find RPattz & get a great sextape which you will happily share with us.  ;D

Multiple sex tapes!
And multiple ... :omg:

And Australia might be small - but I'm sure that HE isn't  ;)
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2290 on: December 01, 2012, 09:06 PM »
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My name? Well, my cat is Ella & I like the movie Ella Enchanted, but it was taken on Twitter. So I abreviated it. Wait is it abreviated or abbreviated?  Aaauuughhh I used to be such a good speller.  Then spell check came along. And all these awful spellers on FFnet.  It's driving me sane!!! :D ;D
Well I'm not sure what to say to that?! So every time I've called you "Ella" I'm calling you by your cat's name?  Well if you're cool with it then so am I!
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:o

No one wants to see that!

 :sign0137:

However, when Robert Pattinson's filming here in Australia, and we make our sextape ...

 :notes: Bow chicka wow wow :notes: :18only:
Make sure to film it in Whoop Whoop!  :D :D
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I love this picture...I've never seen a correlation between procrastination and my sex life before; Thanks for that PK :D :D
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2291 on: December 01, 2012, 09:12 PM »
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Make sure to film it in Whoop Whoop! 

Don't you worry - we'll be filming ALL OVER Australia! Tourism Australia might even sponsor us - QANTAS dumped them last week so they'll be looking for something else to promote!

And this fascinating discussion has elevated me to PTS Expert status!

 :tearsofjoy: I'm so proud.

Especially when most of my posts are SOOOOO off topic!

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I've never seen a correlation between procrastination and my sex life before;

Alas, at the moment, MY sex life is all about procrastination.  :'(
And not by choice... :pulling
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2292 on: December 01, 2012, 09:19 PM »
Well if the knickers fit.... I'd say I'm one as well, though not as vocal as you, but I don't wear knickers.  Though back in the eighties I had a pair or two in the two minutes they were popular.  And I was as skinny as R Pattz.

Mostly I wear underwear ;)

I clean out my office about once a year.  Though I'm trying to improve since the shredder only does  twenty minutes at a time. 

I laugh because most people think the same about California - it's about 500 miles between Los Angeles and San Fracisco though I guess the flight is only an hour.....if you don't count how long it takes to get to the airport.  So I know Australia is huge.  And finding RPattz, well maybe not as hard as a needle in a haystack....hey I said hard & RPattz in the same sentence :D:D
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2293 on: December 01, 2012, 09:23 PM »
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Well I'm not sure what to say to that?! So every time I've called you "Ella" I'm calling you by your cat's name?  Well if you're cool with it them so am I!

Ella works for me ;)
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« Reply #2294 on: December 01, 2012, 09:35 PM »
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Well if the knickers fit.... I'd say I'm one as well, though not as vocal as you, but I don't wear knickers.  Though back in the eighties I had a pair or two in the two minutes they were popular.  And I was as skinny as R Pattz.

Mostly I wear underwear ;)

Please - define knickers.
To me, knickers are underwear! Or as we call them here - undies.
Knickers could even refer to a sexy little g-string (thong) but I've never been as skinny as RPattz so I don't wear them!

Just don't call them panties. There are two words that make me vomit in my mouth - "panties" and "moist"  :sign0137:

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I laugh because most people think the same about California - it's about 500 miles between Los Angeles and San Fracisco though I guess the flight is only an hour.....if you don't count how long it takes to get to the airport.  So I know Australia is huge.  And finding RPattz, well maybe not as hard as a needle in a haystack....hey I said hard & RPattz in the same sentence :D:D

Australia is huge.

(RPattz, hard, huge and me being vocal and moist all in the same paragraph!!!)







Hmmm - lost my train of thought there for a minute  ;D
As I was saying, Australia is huge, especially when you consider that we only have a population of 22 million.

Well, 22 million and 1 by the time Rob and I finish filming!
 

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« Reply #2295 on: December 01, 2012, 09:36 PM »
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Ella works for me ;)

Not Kitty?

or Pussy?

 :D
 

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2296 on: December 01, 2012, 09:39 PM »
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Well if the knickers fit.... I'd say I'm one as well, though not as vocal as you, but I don't wear knickers.  Though back in the eighties I had a pair or two in the two minutes they were popular.  And I was as skinny as R Pattz.

Mostly I wear underwear ;)

I clean out my office about once a year.  Though I'm trying to improve since the shredder only does  twenty minutes at a time. 

I laugh because most people think the same about California - it's about 500 miles between Los Angeles and San Fracisco though I guess the flight is only an hour.....if you don't count how long it takes to get to the airport.  So I know Australia is huge.  And finding RPattz, well maybe not as hard as a needle in a haystack....hey I said hard & RPattz in the same sentence :D:D
Was that a li' joke? Knickers are underwear....Knickers covers anything worn on your ve jay jay..boy shorts, thongs, high leg, all come under the knickers banner, right? Or is this one of those transatlantic difference we often find.
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Well, 22 million and 1 by the time Rob and I finish filming!
I would dearly love to see that love child! Pervy Knicks and Rpatz's baby...it too early in the morning for this!
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« Reply #2297 on: December 01, 2012, 09:43 PM »
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Was that a li' joke? Or is this one of those transatlantic difference we often find.
I think it might be one of those Lost in Translation moments.
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Mostly I wear underwear ;)

But now my mental picture of Ella is her dancing around in her undies - Madonna style - with her cat!

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I would dearly love to see that love child! Pervy Knicks and Rpatz's baby...it too early in the morning for this!

What a wonderful child s/he will be - my wit and personality, his looks.

And we'll do that weird morphing names together Renesmee style. We shall call her/him "AstroPattz", or "PKP" (Pervy Knicker Pattinson) if we have twins - which, according to fanfic rules, always happens!

It's not too early here - almost time for happy hour. :party:

That will help with report cards! 

Go to bed - EP will still be there tomorrow! I won't be - your Sunday is my Monday... :'(
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2298 on: December 01, 2012, 10:02 PM »
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Go to bed - EP will still be there tomorrow! I won't be - your Sunday is my Monday... :'(
Oh, I finished EP earlier but you are right! I'm off. I'd say goodnight but it 06.00GMT so...Good morning! check in with you ladies later..Astro have a good day at work, just think, it's almost over and you'll have a nice long break  :-*
 

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2299 on: December 01, 2012, 11:23 PM »
Man, you spend one weekend with your horses and spend hours catching up!

To get in on the most recent topic of conversation; panties is the worst name for knickers ever invented. It gives me the heeby jeeby shivers. Ick. It's usually undies here; my dad calls them pants since he is from the UK.

It's nice to get a little background on everyone's names. Mine is boring too, it's just my name. 

 

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations
« Reply #2300 on: December 02, 2012, 12:20 AM »
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Man, you spend one weekend with your horses and spend hours catching up!

To get in on the most recent topic of conversation; panties is the worst name for knickers ever invented. It gives me the heeby jeeby shivers. Ick. It's usually undies here; my dad calls them pants since he is from the UK.

It's nice to get a little background on everyone's names. Mine is boring too, it's just my name.

Hey Illabeth! I missed you today! You seem to be the only one anywhere near my timezone - although I know you're on Uni holiday time - and that's often a whole different time zone! - so when everyone wakes up tomorrow and wants a Sunday session, you can chat then - and I'll be hard at work.  :(

The only thing worse than the word panties is hearing a grown man say it - urrrrrgh!

We also call the "dacks" and "derps" (from underpants). Do you also call them "Reggies"? Perhaps that's showing my age. More ryhming slang - undies...Grundy's...Reg Grundy...Reggies. For those non-Aussies - Reg Grundy was the owner of an Australian television production company.



I just found this Australian English Terms for Clothing that some of you might enjoy:
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We just take a lot of these terms for granted. It's not until you see them in a compilation like this that you realise how odd we must sound  ;)
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