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Who is still with me?
Anyone hyperventilating?

LMAO. I may or may not have folders just for this stuff. I have been studying.....
A.Very.Long.Hard.Time.

Hyperventilating?? I forgot to breathe for a few minutes there! Must. get. Air. To. My brain.... It's only midday and i have quite a number of hours left in my work day. How am i going to function?! But, thanks again rdmickey for making my day 

Am like you rdmickey, i don't hide my "obssessin" with rob. Of course i hide the rob p o r n pics from my family. My 9 yr old son has asked me if i love my husband. He thinks i don't love him bec my ipad screensaver is Rob. 

Now after seeing all the pictures, i feel sad my husband left for a 2 day business trip, dang!

Awllllllll. Well, my kids were older. They think all I do is read p o r n. I don't correct them. No need. My hubs travels the world, but he is home most weekends.

Awllllllll. Well, my kids were older. They think all I do is read p o r n. I don't correct them. No need. My hubs travels the world, but he is home most weekends.

Well, I got married late, so no kids.....though the cats find our um sounds(?) Interesting 

I'm mostly on my phone or nook tablet when looking at Robporn.  My husband sees the smile on my face & starts to ask what I'm looking at before her remembers he doesn't want to know 

Did this post on the More than 152 board make anyone else giggle?



Or am I the only 10 year old boy here?

Perhaps it's all the talk about Rob's "piece" 

I wish I had RDMickey's manip-ability! I bow before your greatness, oh Queen of Robporn!!!

Oh Please let me clarify. I have started to do a few edits, but 99.99999999% of what I post, I collected, not made. The only credit I can make is PornDealer.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. 

Hello ladies!

I'm currently reading the "Reading Twilight" series by Choices HP. It's not bad but it's lacking in the Cullen's reaction department. (I'm half way through the New Moon fic right now.) What I'm hoping some one can recommend is something like this but with more from the Cullen's; like what happens after they read the Twilight Series and meet Bella. Showing that they read the books and took action to change the course of Edward and Bella's relationship, etc...

Thanks, hugs and kisses in advance.
 

Happy Birthday Astro!

 

After a rather cold and wet day yesterday I have two recs for you all. These are stories perhaps that I would not automatically think of reading due to elements of the characters but they have ended up being two of my favourites that are in my read again folder.

For the cannon readers an amazing short; Judging Books by Savage7289
Debutante Bella is planning to follow Dad's footsteps. A chance meeting at a stop light with a beautiful boy on a bicycle gives her a new outlook on life. Is she willing to risk living life to the fullest with this fascinating, but damaged, young man?
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I really love this fic, I've read it over and over again. It's nice and short, only 5 chapters, although they are longish ones. After going on about how I find it hard to read older Bella this is one of the ones that I've read and loved, I did find it a little difficult at first but it's just so well written than I got over it pretty quickly. I also think this is one of my favourite Edwards, he is just so lovable. This story has it all, and it almost made me cry (and that is saying something, since I rarely cry when reading), even though it's not a depressing story. I can't really express how much I love this story, I highly recommend it.

And one for the non-cannon readers among us. One of the few Edward/Jake stories that I like; If Only by Sadtomato
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more?
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I actually don't like this story, I love it. It's one of my all time favourite fics. I love all of Sadtomato's stuff, she is an incredible writer and I think this is my favourite of hers. It's again a shorter story, 10 chapters and an epilogue plus an alternate ending and five outtakes. It's told entirely in Jake's point of view, apart from some of the outtakes. This fic is full of sexual tension and is fantastically well written with a very well developed story line. Even though the fic is short it doesn't fly along at warp speed and the relationship development is done slowly and is full of tension. If you're not one for slash then I'd stay away, this is definitely not a 'fade-to-black' fic. This story is amazing and I highly recommend it.

Also: Happy Birthday Astro! I hope you have a good day and you don't expire in the heat currently engulfing your fine state.

After a rather cold and wet day yesterday I have two recs for you all. These are stories perhaps that I would not automatically think of reading due to elements of the characters but they have ended up being two of my favourites that are in my read again folder.

For the cannon readers an amazing short; Judging Books by Savage7289
Debutante Bella is planning to follow Dad's footsteps. A chance meeting at a stop light with a beautiful boy on a bicycle gives her a new outlook on life. Is she willing to risk living life to the fullest with this fascinating, but damaged, young man?
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I really love this fic, I've read it over and over again. It's nice and short, only 5 chapters, although they are longish ones. After going on about how I find it hard to read older Bella this is one of the ones that I've read and loved, I did find it a little difficult at first but it's just so well written than I got over it pretty quickly. I also think this is one of my favourite Edwards, he is just so lovable. This story has it all, and it almost made me cry (and that is saying something, since I rarely cry when reading), even though it's not a depressing story. I can't really express how much I love this story, I highly recommend it.

And one for the non-cannon readers among us. One of the few Edward/Jake stories that I like; If Only by Sadtomato
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more?
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I actually don't like this story, I love it. It's one of my all time favourite fics. I love all of Sadtomato's stuff, she is an incredible writer and I think this is my favourite of hers. It's again a shorter story, 10 chapters and an epilogue plus an alternate ending and five outtakes. It's told entirely in Jake's point of view, apart from some of the outtakes. This fic is full of sexual tension and is fantastically well written with a very well developed story line. Even though the fic is short it doesn't fly along at warp speed and the relationship development is done slowly and is full of tension. If you're not one for slash then I'd stay away, this is definitely not a 'fade-to-black' fic. This story is amazing and I highly recommend it.

Also: Happy Birthday Astro! I hope you have a good day and you don't expire in the heat currently engulfing your fine state.

Thanks! I just finished For Whom the Bell Tolls and was wondering what to read next. Your description and review of both these stories seem like I'd really enjoy them.  Thanks for the rec.
 

 
Happy Birthday Astro!

what's so wrong or shocking about us ladies reading lemons?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with it. Nothing.  People may have desires they never express, but think it. It is human nature and cannot be controlled. The difference I think is the culture women have been in for so long. For guys, it is shrugged off as being a man. If a woman does that, then we are w h o r e s. The difference is that the culture is ever evolving and we are getting more vocal so they are just now hearing what we have always thought.

Hubs will be the first to admit (after me) that our s e x life after 23 yrs of marriage has never been better. Is it because of what I read? Yes and no. It's not that he is there to relieve my um....stress and he was the only thing around. So no.

The difference is all the things I have learned. Not just about the act, but things about myself. What does turn me on, what doesn't. It's my job to vocalize what works and what doesn't and to learn. How can I tell you if I don't know what works? It has saved a ton of trial and error and anti-climatic experiences. Hubs and I have talked about this many times over the past 4 yrs.

It is why he doesn't give me any shit over it and jumps back at our boys if they start teasing about reading twilight p o r n.  In the beginning hubs would always ask if I had anything else to read.  Now his question has become, read anything you would like to try?

So honey......the answer is no. This is not wrong. Nononononononono