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I don't think its that unusual..Matt Damon's wife was a waitress, she was working in a bar he was hanging at, and surprisingly they've been married longer than most "celebrity" marriages when both are equally famous.

I don't actually give a poo about whether or not Rpatz and what'sherface live happily ever after, but I just don't believe that relationship was ever as much as most "fans" would like to believe, I think it was mainly a marketing ploy so it was less taking her back as it was keeping up appearance for the last red carpet. In my head, Fan Fic Bella is not Grumpy Stewfart, if she was, how could I possibly read the 1000s of stories on my TBR if the female protagonist walked around with a face like a smacked arse?!
I have flounced Screamers THREE TIMES!!! I don't know why I can't get with that fic! 

I liked singerella in Faking It by spanglemaker9, that has to be one of my favourite "hollywood" fic.

I totally agree about Rpatz and what'sherface. I always felt their romance was more for publicity and less twu wuv, and I expect them to quietly end things once all the press over the movies is over.

I think Kstew has a good LOOK for Bella, but her personality is that of a wet noodle, and she can't act for isht. She was much better when she was younger.

Coming in late to the party but still going to jump on the bandwagon. Who the hell knows what their relationship ever was. I'm of the opinion that if it wasn't at the start it most definitely is now simply for publicity. I think I've said before that I'm sure their 'relationship' was part of the publicity contract they signed.

There is nothing redeemable about Stewart as an actor, she only has one facial expression that makes it seem as if she is constantly sucking on a lemon. I also wonder why she can't ever close her mouth, it's almost always hanging open, and when it's not it's pulled back in that hideous grimace she thinks passes for a smile.

Well, now that is over.

I'm currently trawling through my TBR list trying to decide what I feel like next. I have a high turnover rate when I'm not in the mood for something, flick and move on. I'm surprised I ever finish reading anything at all..

I was looking at some images of Breaking Dawn online and came across this

This is a Jasper Doll





just....  The hair.  The HAIR. 

Uhhhh... ewwwwww    man perms are not cool. I woonder if Jackson has seen this 

I was looking at some images of Breaking Dawn online and came across this

This is a Jasper Doll





just....  The hair.  The HAIR. 

He looks gay.  That said, DO THEY NEVER READ THE STORY?? Blonde, he is blonde.  Did they make Rose a brunette too? *shakes head* stupid movie producers.....and doll manufacturers who don't know how to read! 

The other thing that gets me - where was SM during all these changes?  Sigh...steps off soapbox

And when, it what book, did he have a 'fro??

I just don't even understand the clusterfuck that is the hair situation both in the films and now, apparently, dolls.

It's not a 'fro, it's an old lady 'do - I was a hairdresser for a year. This looks like one of those roller sets we used to do on the old ladies.  All that is missing is the grey hair 

I was looking at some images of Breaking Dawn online and came across this

This is a Jasper Doll





just....  The hair.  The HAIR. 

He looks gay.  That said, DO THEY NEVER READ THE STORY?? Blonde, he is blonde.  Did they make Rose a brunette too? *shakes head* stupid movie producers.....and doll manufacturers who don't know how to read! 

The other thing that gets me - where was SM during all these changes?  Sigh...steps off soapbox

It's not a 'fro, it's an old lady 'do - I was a hairdresser for a year. This looks like one of those roller sets we used to do on the old ladies.  All that is missing is the grey hair 

  Ive had a pretty shitty day and this? Right here? Made me laugh out loud LOUD! Poor Jasper someone somewhere really doesn't like him Thanks ladies, as usual you've made my day!

Side note::

*huffs, pouts,sneers and stomps foot*

Dusty better update today!!! 

Please, Don't. Mention. Dusty...I can feel my head....Ahhhh, SHIT!! 

It's not a 'fro, it's an old lady 'do - I was a hairdresser for a year. This looks like one of those roller sets we used to do on the old ladies.  All that is missing is the grey hair 

*giggle snort*

 

You're right, it's an old lady, total perm 'do. Now it just needs to come with a rain bonnett

I was looking at some images of Breaking Dawn online and came across this

This is a Jasper Doll
 




just....  The hair.  The HAIR. 

Poor Jasper.
I'm pretty sure Alice wouldn't let him out in public looking like that!
 

For those who dont read WIPs, Demon in my Dreams was just completed.

so sad it is over.

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Not sure what's worse, the hair on that Jasper doll or the wigs they put him in for the film..

I'm re-reading Loner by Nilla at the moment, but I also have 3 papers (one being on PMS - yes, that PMS) to write in the next week. No time for fanfic