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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

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Then i guess you won't be reading this as well...
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WTFL? what the Fuck, Loopy!!! If i recall correctly, you mentioned this in the old thread but it didn't really sink in at the time.  Seriously, did you read it? how do they "do" it? how will it fit?!
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Am with you ella, can't read bestiality. I also don't read paranormal, werewolves stuff (well except for the original twilight series). Like demaris, i prefer humanward but have read a few vampwards that are highly rec'd by you guys. Still lining up grasping darkness... Too many books to read,too little time... I have since given up looking at my TBR fanfic list... I just read what was just recently mentioned here... hence, thank you for rec'ing Breakaway Bella, am enjoying it so far 

Oh, and i have stopped visiting the More than 152 thread...you guys rec enough stuff for me here... going there will just probably add a couple more thousands to my unread list 

Oh, Booked, I'm with you Honey. I stopped visiting 152 regularly ages ago. If I stray over there for even a single fic question I leave with 10 more stories..It is impossible to just get what you went in for and leave! I know it's me, I have no will power, and it sucks because there are plenty of ladies over there that don't visit us here too often and I miss, Chippy being one, but honestly my Calibre can't take it...

Please don't stop going to the 152 thread.  What if we need your help?  Especially with all the stories being pulled?

Errr? OK, I never thought of it like that FFG; but I'm sure I'm suffering from alzheimer's so I'll not be much use anyway! Look at today? I had to re-read My Mate because I couldn't remember hardly any of the story 

I'm reading Breakaway Bella, too.  It has its ups and downs.  Some of it has been really good, some really stupid, and James is REALLY villainous.

Please don't stop going to the 152 thread.  What if we need your help?  Especially with all the stories being pulled?

Oh, Booked, I'm with you Honey. I stopped visiting 152 regularly ages ago. If I stray over there for even a single fic question I leave with 10 more stories..It is impossible to just get what you went in for and leave! I know it's me, I have no will power, and it sucks because there are plenty of ladies over there that don't visit us here too often and I miss, Chippy being one, but honestly my Calibre can't take it...

Errr? OK, I never thought of it like that FFG; but I'm sure I'm suffering from alzheimer's so I'll not be much use anyway! Look at today? I had to re-read My Mate because I couldn't remember hardly any of the story 

i agree with you Dem on missing some of the girls there...they hardly visit us here 

Ok FFG, will put on my big girl panties (just as i do every single day of my overweight life), and venture on back to the 152 thread. I hope my fingers will behave and not download everything i see  But am sure the other girls there will be much faster than i am to reply 

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Anyone know of any fics that have similar story lines like McFearless? Looking for some Ed/Jas fics where both are straight n turn gay or one is straight n other isn't but they hook up.
I've read Right There and it was really good.
If any of ya could recommend any I'd be grateful!
Thanks!

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Yes and loved them both!
Lessons Learned (I think it's called) I've read. Seems like I've read all the good ones lol just hoping there's some out there I've missed.

Okay.  I'm not a slash girl, but I think everyone at least knows about those.  There are some slash fans here though, and I have no doubt they'll come up with something for you.

Anyone know of any fics that have similar story lines like McFearless? Looking for some Ed/Jas fics where both are straight n turn gay or one is straight n other isn't but they hook up.
I've read Right There and it was really good.
If any of ya could recommend any I'd be grateful!
Thanks!

I'm definitely not a slash girl, but I do like my supernatural sexy times. The weirder the better . Two hot guys going at it? No no. Alien Edward with talons and tails? Yes please!

I blame the internet for my weirdness

The thought of Edward and Jasper 'at it' makes me vomit a little in my mouth. I so admire the ladies here who can stray sooooo far from canon. I can't even read IdPattThat's Edward and Leah stories, though Astro says they are really good....Once I got my head around Written in The Stars, Edward tail and talons weren't too bad...

The thought of Edward and Jasper 'at it' makes me vomit a little in my mouth. I so admire the ladies here who can stray sooooo far from canon. I can't even read IdPattThat's Edward and Leah stories, though Astro says they are really good....Once I got my head around Written in The Stars, Edward tail and talons weren't too bad...

I loooooove non-canon, really love it.

So I log in for a quick read and keep seeing "WTF Astro"!



I thought it was only in real life that I can get in the shit without even trying!

Thanks Demaris ...  

Please tell me that Grasping Darkness has an actual plot! 90 pages in and nothing has happened except sexy times - creepy stalker sexy times that are the same but told in BPOV and EPOV.

I'm tempted to flounce - and you know I don't flounce! - but I'm not sure that I want to invest over 1000 pages worth of reading time if something doesn't actually happen soon!

It wasn't me! It was Ella! I wrote WTFA as in With Thee Fade Away, she came up with What The F*ck Astro! I simply forgot the And....I knew I'd get it from ya..    

Grasping does have a plot, a good one. Keep at it, it gets better....OR I should say, it gets more plot driven and less s e x driven..

Yes and loved them both!
Lessons Learned (I think it's called) I've read. Seems like I've read all the good ones lol just hoping there's some out there I've missed.

Here's some Ed/Jas recs for you

Learning to Feel by owenic (available in the Index)

Doctor Edward Cullen knows something is missing from his life. In a rash decision, he leaves Seattle for Forks, taking on the role as the town's new doctor, and taking on a house painting housemate, Jasper Whitlock. This story is slash and rated M.

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Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.

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Jasper makes a confession to Edward that changes their lives forever. When words fail they rely on their sketches and more to reveal their inner most secrets. Their unique friendship grows and transforms. Can it endure the sketchbook revelations? M AH/AU

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A troubled Edward leaves his hometown for an exciting adventure. A FGB Auction STORY written for Leckadams. SLASH. All Human? M for good times.

I used to think I'd read anything.  But I draw the line at dinosaur sex    I'll stick to non-canon

I promise to try and spend more time over here with you.  But you're such a chatty bunch!!  Part 5.  WTF??

So I log in for a quick read and keep seeing "WTF Astro"!



I thought it was only in real life that I can get in the shit without even trying!

Thanks Demaris ...  

Please tell me that Grasping Darkness has an actual plot! 90 pages in and nothing has happened except sexy times - creepy stalker sexy times that are the same but told in BPOV and EPOV.

I'm tempted to flounce - and you know I don't flounce! - but I'm not sure that I want to invest over 1000 pages worth of reading time if something doesn't actually happen soon!

LOL! Sorry about that.  But I thought of you! 

Yeah, I said the same thing about Grasping Darkness.  Right before I put it down and got distracted by another story.  I was going to go back to it.....  Just haven't got there yet. 

I just need to know if I can skim the lemons.  Because they were a little weird for me.  I always think it's funny that we accept Edward's weird ways because he is Edward.  If he were anyone else - say Mike? - Yeah. Throw his a$$ in jail.  But Edward - Oh, come back and attack me again please.... 

LOL! I love fiction....