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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Bump and I are doing okay, getting bigger and harder to move, but I am enjoying this warm spring like weather we seem to be having in Europe this winter.  I hope when he decides its time to come it won't be with snow on the ground.

One month to go, my daughter was 5 days late so I'm not anticipating an early arrival especially since my husband will be out of the country next week for work, so bump can just stay inside a little while longer and let me finish things around the house.  At least my daughter is in her "big girl bed" now so the crib is available for the baby.  The next step is moving our dogs out of what will be the baby's room but that isn't as vital.

Glad that you and bump are doing well.
Lets hope that he decides to wait for a bit longer, I'm sure the next month will fly by.
I remember you saying about moving your daughter into her "big girl bed" - that's great news that she has actually done that now, hope that she likes it. I know it took my sister-in-law ages to get my nephew to settle into his own bed.
Lol, I'm sure the dogs will soon move when your son starts crying through the night. 
 

Oh God! I laughed at that Loopy Lou, I'm sorry, I know the flooding of the Levels isn't funny but I'm imagining some older farmer wading through water and seeing your rabbit floating past!

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I really needed a laugh today hun after dealing with an estate agent that was practically dry humping the hubby. 
I swear I laughed for a good 5 minutes after reading your post.
I'm not so much worried about anyone coming (pun intended) across any of my rabbits or other vibes, I'm more worried about them finding our drawers of . 

I know, there's something about a hot dude and when they smirk.
I went to the hubby's work last with Dior and Saxon to see him as we were meeting a friend in Bristol and there's this new PT that's just started at the gym and he's pretty hot but when he said something to the hubby then turned and smirked at me, I practically became a puddle on the floor.
The hubby became all caveman on me, shame the kids were there really  .

You are not allowed to view links. Register or LoginIt was me! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login It was me! You are not allowed to view links. Register or LoginIt was me!! No, not really, it wasn't me, but I have no qualms in telling someone where to get off; especially if it's not someone I know! Blinking cheek!

LOL! I did have someone from this group ask for my mobis a while ago after her computer crashed and she lost her stories. I had no problem putting them on my Google drive & sharing them that way. But I knew her and she was really nice about it. 

The ones that demand it? Yeah, no. I set up the Google links for a reason. It's my pay it forward for all the stuff shared with me.

Are you sure you're not EL James? You can tell me I won't tell anyone else! 

I wish her money but no I ain't her. 
I was kinky well before MotU or FSoG. 

I wish her money but no I ain't her. 
I was kinky well before MotU or FSoG. 

I love your kink.

And maybe your hubby too!   

I always wanted to do the kinky stuff, but it never seems to work so well for me. I'm one of those if you put me in a *cough* swing? I would be all tangled up and head down in a few minutes.  Remember that story about an older Bella & Edward trying to spice up their marriage. Yeah, like that.

I wish her money but no I ain't her. 
I was kinky well before MotU or FSoG. 

I believe ya mate, I really do! 

I love your kink.

And maybe your hubby too!   

I always wanted to do the kinky stuff, but it never seems to work so well for me. I'm one of those if you put me in a *cough* swing? I would be all tangled up and head down in a few minutes.  Remember that story about an older Bella & Edward trying to spice up their marriage. Yeah, like that.

Oh Ella, that made me laugh!...I've never tried a swing, I live in a very old Victorian property and I'm not sure the ceiling would be able to take the stress, my electrician had a hard enough time putting up new light fittings!!  Which story is that? The only older Bella/Edward I can think of is The Real Life Of; but their sex life was in need of NO help!

Lol, that's how my Mum broke her hip the 1st time  - falling out of a swing and then she thought it would be a great idea to buy me one for our wedding/Christmas present. I mean me, the clumsiest person you'd ever meet. I swear she was high at the time. 

Your mum fell out of a sex swing? Your mum? My mum still pretends I'm a virgin and huffs if someone kisses on TV.

This completed the other day (though it's not marked as such):

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Summary: (Sequel to You Own Me) Brawler and Dancella are back for the next installment of this nail biting tale. Join us as they dive into their new lives and jobs, deal with all the trouble that comes their way, and continue to love each other hard.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Crime/Romance - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,346 - Reviews: 1,436 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: Feb 20 - Published: May 2, 2013 - id: 9256768

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There was this announcement at the end of the epilogue, it looks like another writers leaving the fanfic world.

One last announcement: As some of you know, this will be Bee's last fanfic. She has chosen to focus on writing her books, and I fully support her in that decision. That being said, we wanted you to hear it here first that together, Bee and I will be publishing Brawler's story. The first book in the series will come out some time in 2015 if all goes as planned. The only thing I need to stress is that we are not just changing names for the sake of publishing. We will be rewriting the entire thing, adding things, taking things out, and making it our own. We look forward to writing it and hope you all come along for that journey, as well! Thanks again!

You can find it marked complete on TWCS, along with the first story that is no longer on FFnet
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And they both should be in my Google drive by tomorrow if they aren't there already

LOL! That was another thing that stops me - I think a swing would be a lot of fun, but I no longer weight 109 lbs.... I might go through the floor when it falls. 

The story is
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After attending marriage guidance, middle aged Edward and Bella decide to explore each others sexual fantasies with unexpected results.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: Oct 25, 2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete

I think it's one of CougarofRob's stories?  Very funny

Yep, it's one of my one shots, (but I'm ClaireBamboozle on FF and FWAR) Glad it gave you some giggles hun    Damn, I should have added a swing in to the story. Could've had some extra funnies when the darned thing was fixed so high up Edward had to stand on a box to reach her!

No I haven't yet, I'm reading Dennis Lehane....Not sure when I'll get to Outlander; shoot! So many books so little time....

Ain't that the truth?

Jeez. You step away from the computer for a few hours and the conversation has jumped two pages.

Booked, if it makes you feel any better, I may have been 13 like I said, it was before the books were mainstream and probably 2 or 3 years before they even started talking about a movie.

And you don't have to worry about corrupting me. I joined the dark side a long time ago. They offered me cookies 

2 pages? When this thread first started you didn't even have time to post a reply before 10 new posts had gone up! It use to be a madhouse...I use to be scared to not log on for a day because the my catch-up post would be insane, that alone could be a page long...Ahhhh, the good ol days....   Which reminds me, I haven't seen RDM since I've been back? Loopy, Ella? Where she at?

Busy with work and family.  She pops in about once a month... And shares her Rob p0rn...