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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Nothing is quite as good as it was.  I'm off to Morrisons tomorrow, I'll have to have a good look around.

Pick me up some Strawberry Laces...

WHAT?! I really want to use a British-ism, but I'm not sure that our cousins will take it in the way we do in the UK...but 'off' is normally tagged at the end of it!  I'm speechless! Fassy is 2 down from Izzard?! He'd have to hit me over the head with a mallet  to get me in a car with him? Plus, doesn't he bat for the other side? I've gone to sleep and woken up in Cray Cray Land!!  OK I've run out of exclamation marks. QD you are?....I've no words 

Wow! I remember Fish and Chips!

I love Izzard almost as much as I love Wotsits.  I used to watch him do his BBC radio recordings  back in the day.  He is not gay but likes to dress like a woman and is rather charismatic.  He is also one funny man and can hold his own when hackled.  A sign of a true standup.

Pick me up some Strawberry Laces...

Oooooh Strawberry Laces!  I haven't had them since I was at school some ****** years ago. 

I love Izzard almost as much as I love Wotsits.  I used to watch him do his BBC radio recordings  back in the day.  He is not gay but likes to dress like a woman and is rather charismatic.  He is also one funny man and can hold his own when hackled.  A sign of a true standup.

See, Demaris, I'm not crazy after all   I also admire his positive attitude and his drive to tackle things that most people would shy away from. (I'm cool about the make up and couldn't care less what someone wears, but the nails would have to go.)

I'm more of a black licorice girl and even I think twizzlers are disgusting.

Black licorice or any coloured licorice is an abomination.  Yuck, treble yuck with bells on.

Honestly if you ever do meet him again i'd love to know....

Hey! Why is no one answering my Prince Albert query? Do I have to what for The Loop to come online to get a s e x question answered around here!

What are you wanting to know about Albert?  He and the mrs liked a lot of rumpy-pumpy.

WHAT?! I really want to use a British-ism, but I'm not sure that our cousins will take it in the way we do in the UK...but 'off' is normally tagged at the end of it!  I'm speechless! Fassy is 2 down from Izzard?! (Where is Loop?!) He'd have to hit me over the head with a mallet  to get me in a car with him? Plus, doesn't he bat for the other side? I've gone to sleep and woken up in Cray Cray Land!!  OK I've run out of exclamation marks. QD you are?....I've no words 

Wow! I remember Fish and Chips!

Hit you with a Mallett...You made me remember Timmy Mallett...now that was truly evil.  Nah, he's not gay, just a transvestite, he often says he's a lesbian trapped in a mans body because he fancies women. 

I love Izzard almost as much as I love Wotsits.  I used to watch him do his BBC radio recordings  back in the day.  He is not gay but likes to dress like a woman and is rather charismatic.  He is also one funny man and can hold his own when hackled.  A sign of a true standup.

Caro. He's numero uno on QD's list! All of the above might apply, I'm sure his mother loves him dearly; but NUMBER 1?! Come on....give it up Caro, you know it makes no sense! 

See, Demaris, I'm not crazy after all   I also admire his positive attitude and his drive to tackle things that most people would shy away from. (I'm cool about the make up and couldn't care less what someone wears, but the nails would have to go.)

QD, you can't talk any more for tonight...go sit on the naughty step. You have jacked-up my equilibrium. 

Black licorice or any coloured licorice is an abomination.  Yuck, treble yuck with bells on.

  But if you wanna talk abomination then try Twizzlers; they look like Strawberry Laces, they smell like Strawberry Laces, they taste like arse....after a night of raving; in a sweaty basement.

Not mad on plain licorice, but I do like flyers, with the sherbert in the middle.

Do they still make those? I floved them!

Flying Saucers, no licorice but lots of sharp sherbet.  My favourites were toffee bonbons.

I'm a strawberry bon bon girl...

What are you wanting to know about Albert?  He and the mrs liked a lot of rumpy-pumpy.

Errr? Are you joking?  Not That Prince Albert!!  Oh. My. God. Please tell me you're joking Caro? 

NB I keep rereading your Albert post and giggling!!!

QD, you can't talk any more for tonight...go sit on the naughty step. You have jacked-up my equilibrium. 

Do they still make those? I floved them!

Don't know about the naughty step, but I'm off to bed LOL. I was supposed to be writing a one shot tonight and I've ended up baring my soul and talking about crisps and sweets instead.

but before I go, what the heck was the question about the PA?? I must've missed it, a friend of mine had one, so I might know the answer.

Honestly if you ever do meet him again i'd love to know....

Hey! Why is no one answering my Prince Albert query? Do I have to what for The Loop to come online to get a s e x question answered around here!

Here? Or somewhere else? 

I've heard many rumors about Prince Albert that may explain the 9 kids - hey the only birth control back then was abstinence.  I hear the Queen was not amused when the doctor told her no more kids