I'm sorry Lo, but I just can't stop laughing.

It's official I HATE April's Fools Day as apparently I've got a family full of jokers. 

*It started off with my brother-in-law telling me, him and his b/f have brought their wedding forward to tomorrow and they need me to try and sort out their Stag do for tonight. 
*Then my Mum rang me to say that her and my Dad had been arrested for have sex in public (which wouldn't surprise me) 
*Then my Daughter just about gave me a heart attack when she came in with a pregnancy test, telling me she was pregnant!! 

Turns out she found the pregnancy test in one of our boxes and thought it would be funny to wind me up. 

So I'm cancelling April 1st next year. 

Well, that's not fair - hitting you with all of that before you can realize the date.      

Though it was kinda funny.

Because it was not my daughter telling me she was pregnant, I thought the worst part of this was that one of Loopy's hunky BIL bats for same/wrong/other (?)(not sure of the correct phrasing here) team.  We've been wanting to hook these boys up with the single ladies and *poof* the available pool is down by one. 

Your family is hilarious.  My brothers ex phoned us all up to say she had won 27k at bingo.  Most believed her. 

Anything that happens before 9am is never funny especially your teenage daughter pretending she's pregnant.
I actually thought "Oh god, it's history repeating itself!"
But at least I waited until the afternoon to tell my parents I was pregnant.  :DLol, I tell my BIL that him and his b/f are batting for the wrong team as they are both good looking guys, but there's no chance that either off them could pull of being straight even if they tried. 
Don't worry there's still 8 other brothers that I can marry off after Astro's had her pick.
And there all of legal age (If you don't mind an 18 & 16 year old!!) You're more than welcome to have my family if you like hun.
Did you ask for a share of her winnings and telling her you want it in cash?

My family is mad enough thank you very much.  My niece was complaining about being too hairy I offered to buy her a tube or two of Veet, she turned all indigent and said she'd never do that!   

Exactly but then she turned round and said it was not her fault as her mother had a hairy bottom. 

WOW I know I saw someone on here say that mamasutra seems to have lightened up a little bit, but I am just now seeing that she has completed something that doesn't have any angst or cheating!

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Edward Cullen had a great life or so he thought until his on again, off again girlfriend left him because of his lack of commitment and general lack of funds. His solution is simple to win her back, but in doing so he sent on a wild goose chase with a girl that just may be everything he needs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 80 - Words: 96,380 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 654 - Updated: Mar 23 - Published: Mar 13, 2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete

Not amazing by any means, but it wasnt a complete waste a time to read through it. I have to admit I was curious to see what light reads the queen of pain could pen. I haven't touched her other stuff since I accidentally read something of hers without paying attention to the tagged genre and spent half a day wallowing.

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It's official I HATE April's Fools Day as apparently I've got a family full of jokers. 

*It started off with my brother-in-law telling me, him and his b/f have brought their wedding forward to tomorrow and they need me to try and sort out their Stag do for tonight. 
*Then my Mum rang me to say that her and my Dad had been arrested for have sex in public (which wouldn't surprise me) 
*Then my Daughter just about gave me a heart attack when she came in with a pregnancy test, telling me she was pregnant!! 

Turns out she found the pregnancy test in one of our boxes and thought it would be funny to wind me up. 

So I'm cancelling April 1st next year. 

I love Mamasutra! I've read most of her pain-filled, cheating, angsty stories and I'm desperately waiting for What The Eyes Don't See (I'd post the link but I know most of you don't do cheater fics  )  to complete..Her so called 'lighter' fics? Blah ....