Author Topic: Twific Discussion and Recommendations - Part Five - OVER 18 ONLY - ADULT ONLY (Read 1455624 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** October 09, 2013, 10:40 AM »

Thread #5 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general. But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement.

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

Because we know drypen's watching

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Caro · « **Reply #981 on:** October 24, 2013, 12:47 PM »

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I seriously need to watch it then as I've spent most of the time crying, it started with me not being able to reach down to tie up my laces then got worse (I blame Glee for that though).
I've got it downloading at the moment.

Enjoy.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #982 on:** October 24, 2013, 01:00 PM »

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And I'm so upset about FLAG. I don't like the idea of being emailed my stories, so I guess I have no choice but to install calibre. I hope it works on the old mac that I have that I read on. The whole idea of installing it and downloading FFDL makes me queasy. I've read enough of your posts to be worried.

It's also making me question whether I should go out and buy a reader. Actually my mom wants one too and she doesn't have wireless on her computer. What kind of reader would any of you recommend for her? She's older and needs big type, as well as something REALLY EASY to work on. She's a bit technophobic, but a voracious reader. She's has limited mobility, so I think this might be the thing she needs. Any recs on something cheap? It doesn't have to be the cheapest. I also think it would be best to get her something that reads epubs rather than mobi files. Thoughts?

I remember when I first started reading Twific I was accumulating fics like crazy; I got to around 150- 200 (this was a month into my new addiction) and I asked a question on this thread, I think we were on thread one. "How do you ladies save and store your fanfics" Matron, I think, mentioned Calibre; Ella, RDM and I spent a weekend (separately, across continents) downloading and sorting, Ella became the Calibre guru and I have never looked back. It was a huge pain in the arse, it was, I won't lie, getting all your stories into Calibre, and setting up the columns, and the right settings; but it is the best way to keep all my fics straight. I'm glad I asked that question right at the start of this craziness so that now I've just got into the habit and it's right there without having to think about it.....And you have an advantage on me...Ms Ella, she was a novice when I started. Now? Gold medallist

I think for your mother a Kindle might be the best bet, I think that is probably the reader that feels closer to a book? For you? An iPad. Why? They're the sexiest

bluegeek · « **Reply #983 on:** October 24, 2013, 01:02 PM »

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I'm a bit of an addict when it comes to covers on my fics so I just upload them onto Calibre, find the cover on Google and then add it that way.

Glad I'm not the only one.

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Aww that's sweet of you to think of me, I'm okay - me and bump are doing well.
Me and the hubby are arguing over what to name her but all is fine.

Glad you and your bump are doing good. We found out ours is a boy, and while we agree on the first name (my husband had it picked out before we were married) he has now decided the middle name should come from a Star Wars character, and while I am a big Star Wars fan, I definitely don't think our son should be named after it.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #984 on:** October 24, 2013, 01:02 PM »

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Fics on the Reportable offense list:-

I think you are right the only thing these fics have in common is lemon' in the summary!...

bluegeek · « **Reply #985 on:** October 24, 2013, 01:12 PM »

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It's also making me question whether I should go out and buy a reader. Actually my mom wants one too and she doesn't have wireless on her computer. What kind of reader would any of you recommend for her? She's older and needs big type, as well as something REALLY EASY to work on. She's a bit technophobic, but a voracious reader. She's has limited mobility, so I think this might be the thing she needs. Any recs on something cheap? It doesn't have to be the cheapest. I also think it would be best to get her something that reads epubs rather than mobi files. Thoughts?

My 92 year old grandma uses a Sony e reader (sorry I don't know which one) but she goes through books like crazy and is able to check out books from the library with it and manages the technical side of it pretty good, I think. She does live with my uncle who helps her some, but she really likes it. Also with any reader, they are more lightweight than some hardcover books.

I have a Kobo Mini and I love it, my husband has the Kobo Glo which has a light feature that I wish the Mini came with. My husband picked the Kobos because the work great with epubs and you don't have to worry about drm files as with a Kindle (or at least that is what he says, or something like that). Mine is rather small, and while I have to turn the page more often, the size really works for me. The biggest difference between an e reader and an ipad or any other tablet device (Kindle Fire included) is the e ink, for me it is much easier to read on my reader than my tablet, on my tablet it is still like looking at a computer screen and I get headaches if I read for too long on my tablet, but can read for hours on my Kobo.

Loopy · « **Reply #986 on:** October 24, 2013, 01:17 PM »

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Glad I'm not the only one.

Glad you and your bump are doing good. We found out ours is a boy, and while we agree on the first name (my husband had it picked out before we were married) he has now decided the middle name should come from a Star Wars character, and while I am a big Star Wars fan, I definitely don't think our son should be named after it.

Congratulations hun.

Lol, my hubby would name our kids after types of Bikes as he loves his motorbikes - I like them but don't wanna name my kids after them though so I totally get where you're coming from hun.
I think me and the hubby have chosen a middle name but can't agree on a first name.
But we have until February so we (meaning me

) still have time to decide a name.
You're due March aren't you hun? So at least you have time to persuade your hubby to choose a different name before your little boy is born.

limomx2 · « **Reply #987 on:** October 24, 2013, 01:40 PM »

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Your poor nephew, hope he gets better soon.

Thanks Caro, Apparently they did the NFL congnitive test on him. The NFL considers a severe brain injury a .2% score on their test. My nephew scored a .09%. We just keep praying.

Caro · « **Reply #988 on:** October 24, 2013, 01:47 PM »

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Thanks Caro, Apparently they did the NFL congnitive test on him. The NFL considers a severe brain injury a .2% score on their test. My nephew scored a .09%. We just keep praying.

My thoughts are with you and your family. hugs.

keypad · « **Reply #989 on:** October 24, 2013, 02:18 PM »

So I randomly picked from the few that you guys recommended and I ended up starting Sexy Silk. I'm loving it so far! Such a huge change from the other Famouswards I've read! I love that she is confident unlike all the other ones I've read where the h is weak.

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Hi all! I've been lurking because I've been all caught up in Jodi Ellen Malpas' This Man trilogy. I almost didn't read it because of FFG's negative review. I was mostly agreeing with her during my read of the first book, but I kept holding out hope for more. The lead hero did remind me of a domineering ex I had and not in a good way. I'm glad I stuck with it though. (Also, the SPaGs, which were horrendous for the first book, have gotten less and less through the books). But I stuck with the story and have been enjoying it. It's different. I've only got 100 pages left of the last book so I'm here stalling because I don't want it to end.

And I'm so upset about FLAG. I don't like the idea of being emailed my stories, so I guess I have no choice but to install calibre. I hope it works on the old mac that I have that I read on. The whole idea of installing it and downloading FFDL makes me queasy. I've read enough of your posts to be worried.

It's also making me question whether I should go out and buy a reader. Actually my mom wants one too and she doesn't have wireless on her computer. What kind of reader would any of you recommend for her? She's older and needs big type, as well as something REALLY EASY to work on. She's a bit technophobic, but a voracious reader. She's has limited mobility, so I think this might be the thing she needs. Any recs on something cheap? It doesn't have to be the cheapest. I also think it would be best to get her something that reads epubs rather than mobi files. Thoughts?

You know, I just wasn't that crazy about the first two "This Man" books. I'm not sure what it was but I felt like something was off. Well, I was disappointed in the first one because of the awful cliffhanger. I need to read the last one just to finish out the series. I think maybe I read them too closed to Bared to You and was comparing the two?

I am a huge fan of the Kindle Paperwhite. The e-ink screen that only the Kindles have will be SO much easier on her eyes and she can read it in full sunlight with no glare.

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Glad I'm not the only one.

Glad you and your bump are doing good. We found out ours is a boy, and while we agree on the first name (my husband had it picked out before we were married) he has now decided the middle name should come from a Star Wars character, and while I am a big Star Wars fan, I definitely don't think our son should be named after it.

You mean you don't want to call him Lando? ;-) This sounds like something my DH would want to do.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #990 on:** October 24, 2013, 02:35 PM »

Still on my Journey Up and I've come to Ladder To The Sun by Rosybud. When it started I wasn't holding my breath I didn't like the beginning but I am now 133/290 along and I'm crying like a baby. I have no idea if this is HEA or not (and I don't want to!

) But, it's pretty well written and not too cliché in terms of characterisation, Edward has not proclaimed everlasting love for Bella within an hour "Bella, you know I don't…" he stuttered uncertainly. "I don't feel the same way… I don't love you." "I like you; I really do like you Bella-but just not that way." I'm really enjoying it!

Ladder Under The Sun
How can you die when you've never really lived?
That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live.
Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human,
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Whit3 · « **Reply #991 on:** October 24, 2013, 02:47 PM »

I got bored with the last story I was reading and started reading this one. I have actually read it before but, forgot how good this author actually is. Check it out if you haven't read it.

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Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AU/AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Edward, Bella - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7,001 - Favs: 4,952 - Follows: 4,011 - Updated: 01-03-12 - Published: 10-05-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5424559

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bluegeek · « **Reply #992 on:** October 24, 2013, 02:50 PM »

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Congratulations hun.
Lol, my hubby would name our kids after types of Bikes as he loves his motorbikes - I like them but don't wanna name my kids after them though so I totally get where you're coming from hun.
I think me and the hubby have chosen a middle name but can't agree on a first name.
But we have until February so we (meaning me ) still have time to decide a name.
You're due March aren't you hun? So at least you have time to persuade your hubby to choose a different name before your little boy is born.

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You mean you don't want to call him Lando? ;-) This sounds like something my DH would want to do.

Yeah, I am due in March, and we were able to decide on our daughter's name pretty well together, so I'm not too worried.

He actually wanted the middle name to be Calrissian!?! I am all for unique names but not that.

Chilibabe · « **Reply #993 on:** October 24, 2013, 02:58 PM »

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Still on my Journey Up and I've come to Ladder To The Sun by Rosybud. When it started I wasn't holding my breath I didn't like the beginning but I am now 133/290 along and I'm crying like a baby. I have no idea if this is HEA or not (and I don't want to! ) But, it's pretty well written and not too cliché in terms of characterisation, Edward has not proclaimed everlasting love for Bella within an hour "Bella, you know I don't…" he stuttered uncertainly. "I don't feel the same way… I don't love you." "I like you; I really do like you Bella-but just not that way." I'm really enjoying it!

Ladder Under The Sun
How can you die when you've never really lived?
That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live.
Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human,
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I remember that story! I liked it a lot, not only the relationship Bella/Edward but also watching Bella grow up and independent during that year... it was good!

Caro · « **Reply #994 on:** October 24, 2013, 02:58 PM »

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Title: Her Wings Set Her Free
Category: Twilight
Words: 79,358
Genre: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Summary: Perfect. Something without fault. Renesmee had the perfect friends.
The perfect life. The perfect boyfriend. The word perfect seemed to fit her.
But as we all know, perfection doesn't exist. Perfect can change with one
person. Sequel. AH/RxJ Lemons&lang

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Title: Soothing Burn
Category: Twilight
Words: 75,979
Genre: Romance/Supernatural
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Leah, Marcus
Summary: You read Eclipse, Leah got burned. Then she gets burned again.
Imprinting on vampire? Seriously? How cruel is fate going to be? On the other
hand, perhaps this burn will soothe the hurt away. Leah/Marcus love and lemons
- how can you say no?

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Title: Birthday Sex
Category: Twilight
Words: 2,469
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Bella, Edward
Summary: This is a O/S that we came up with for Tash.Oh's Birthday! PURE SMUT & LEMONS!

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Title: Highland Rose
Category: Twilight
Words: 30,658
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Rosalie, Emmett
Summary: Rosalie's traumatic haunts her... Emmett wants to help her heal...
Can they solve a mystery and survive when disaster strikes? Set in the
Highlands around the 1300s. Rated for violence and an eventual lemon or two :

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Title: When In Romania
Category: Twilight
Words: 30,138
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Edward, Bella
Summary: Edward is the proprietor of Bran Castle in the heart of Romania. He
carries a heavy burden which torments him. When Bella crosses paths with him
will she be the one to help shoulder his grief, or will her presence only make
it worse? M for lang/lemons.
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Title: Happy Birthday, MsKathy!
Category: Twilight
Words: 2,210
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Bella
Summary: A birthday gift for my dear friend MsKathy! Shower!Lemons and the
usual naughtiness abounds.

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Title: One Stormy Night
Category: Twilight
Words: 164,298
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humor
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Jasper, Bella
Summary: This story is about Jasper and Bella! Bella is a naughty nurse and
Jasper is her kinky patient that was in a car accident. This is A/H and will
have lemons in the future so it is rated M! DO NOT read if you are under 18!

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Title: Equilibrium
Category: Twilight
Words: 40,902
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Jacob, Edward
Summary: When polar opposites collide, they will either destroy everything or
reach a point of equilibrium... A Jakeward fanfiction. Yes, this is a boy/boy
story. A few lemons will ensue later. Reviewers are adored! Rated M for later.
NOT AN MPREG FANFICTION!

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Title: Forest Glow
Category: Twilight
Words: 23,217
Genre: Horror/Romance
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Bella, Edward
Summary: Edward and Bella are meant to be, but will they get their chance?
Horror seems to strike them and their friends out in the National Forest at a
party... How many can escape unscathed? RATED M for Language, Lemons &
Violence.

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Title: Cheated Myself
Category: Twilight
Words: 44,722
Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Bella, Edward
Summary: Bella falls into a destructive state of mind after Edward breaks up
with her. She numbs her aching heart with drugs, alcohol and sex. After a year
and a half, Edward finally returns to a Bella he no longer recognizes. Set
after New Moon. Lemons.

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Title: Straight Tequila Night
Category: Twilight
Words: 13,443
Genre: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Rating: Rated: M
Summary: When Bella Swan gets left behind after her lover moves on, can a new friend help her to overcome her "Straight Tequila" nights? AH, OOC, Lemons eventually.

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Title: Lucky Strike
Category: Twilight
Words: 12,864
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Edward, Bella
Summary: *Winner of The Emerging Swan Awards for Best Humor - short story*
Edward Cullen is new to the pitching staff of the Cardinals after being pulled
up from the minors. Opening day is one of the biggest days of this town. An
unexpected spectator gets a surprise she didn't see coming. Lemons M ExB Alt
POV's A/H
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Title: Valkyrie and Paul
Category: Twilight
Words: 4,797
Genre: Romance/Supernatural
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Paul
Summary: Oneshot! Lemon/Lime! MIND THE RATING! Lots of steamy sexy scenes in this oneshot! Valkyrie and Paul from my story What If? If you haven't read yet
some of this story probably won't make sense but if you're just here for the
sex have at it!

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Title: The Talk
Category: Twilight
Words: 9,046
Genre: Humor/Family
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Renesmee C./Nessie
Summary: What happens when Bella and Edward are forced to give 7-year-old
Renesmee "the talk"? How will Renesmee react to this new information? And what
will the rest of the family have to say about this? Read to find out!
Crack-fic. Rated M for language, sexual themes, and some crude humor. Lemons
in future chapters. You do not have to read them. Complete.

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Title: Check Yes Juliet
Category: Twilight
Words: 42,131
Genre: Romance/Friendship
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Bella, Edward
Summary: *Run, baby, run. Don't ever look back. They'll tear us apart if you
give them the chance. Don't sell your heart, don't say we're not meant to be.
Run, baby, run. Together will be you and me.* Young love between a good girl
and a tattooed and pierced boy that is viewed as wrong when it isn't. Love is
an adventure worth never giving up on when it's true. BxE. M for lang &
lemons.

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Title: Save the frog
Category: Twilight
Words: 69,819
Genre: Romance/Friendship
Rating: Rated: M
Character: Alice, JasperSummary: A story by the very popular and prolific French author Louise Malone. Alice is a remote young girl with a hard upbringing. Jasper is a young social studies teacher who wants to help her thrive despite her difficult circumstances. Will she let him in or will she end up a delinquent like her parents? AH. Rated M for lemons.

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Whit3 · « **Reply #995 on:** October 24, 2013, 03:15 PM »

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It really looks like they are using some sort of filter to pick up lemons/smut/sex in the summaries. Sad Baskets!

Caro · « **Reply #996 on:** October 24, 2013, 03:18 PM »

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It really looks like they are using some sort of filter to pick up lemons/smut/sex in the summaries. Sad Baskets!

I think you are right, we are going to loose 1000's of fics.

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #997 on:** October 24, 2013, 03:36 PM »

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Fics on the Reportable offense list:-

Wait. Is this a second list from the one you posted previously?! How many fics do they target in a day? These mofos are cray cray!

Sweetkissy · « **Reply #998 on:** October 24, 2013, 04:03 PM »

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You have to add the fanfictiondownloader plug-in to Calibre. Calibre does not come automatically with the ability to download fanfics.
Look at this: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
It works fine for me. I was updating the whole morning.

Thank you, thank you ..your advise !!!!!

… My Calibre speak now Finnish…

GGGggggg !!!!!

Guide is English!!

I give up …

Save that program modification better day and better mood.

I have not now patience do those modifications that Calibre, I don’t understand
why this is now so difficult??

Perhaps “pissed off curve “ is too high today.

( sorry rude Word

)
Because one by one these download programs have problems to work to download
there FFN.net
And I have just now found these programs. Before that I save those fanfictions using
that old-fashioned way..

I save them using WORD ( save those chapters one of the time ) too slow way
save those fanfictions.

Luckily that FanFictionDownloader start working again…

S

Booked · « **Reply #999 on:** October 24, 2013, 05:46 PM »

About to start work (TGIF!!!) and just wanted to comment on a few things

Limomx - hope your nephew gets well soon. Am happy your son stood up to that bully. Sincerely hope the school does something more constructive to address the bullying issue... Well, any school for that matter bec it is seriously so wide spread now

loopy - dang it girl, each story you tell about your husband is swoon worthy! he actually tells you to get and pays for your Rpatz posters?! Aww, what a sweetie... how long has it been since you mentioned his brothers? Are they ready/trained for astro?

oh, right, it's only been months, dang it! Don't want any girl here going to jail for corrupting a minor

Ella - thanks for patiently teaching us about calibre... This weekend i will try to use it to download fics from ffnet

Don't know this guy and haven't watched Once Upon A time...
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Have a great day ladies!

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #1000 on:** October 24, 2013, 06:26 PM »

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Still on my Journey Up and I've come to Ladder To The Sun by Rosybud. When it started I wasn't holding my breath I didn't like the beginning but I am now 133/290 along and I'm crying like a baby. I have no idea if this is HEA or not (and I don't want to! ) But, it's pretty well written and not too cliché in terms of characterisation, Edward has not proclaimed everlasting love for Bella within an hour "Bella, you know I don't…" he stuttered uncertainly. "I don't feel the same way… I don't love you." "I like you; I really do like you Bella-but just not that way." I'm really enjoying it!

Ladder Under The Sun
How can you die when you've never really lived?
That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live.
Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human,
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OK. So I'm now confidently recommending this li' fic. Only 22 Chapters...angsty but breezy; it's the Notebook, not A French Lieutenant's Woman. Weeped it, loved it, moving on from it.

Cause I'm moving on up
You're moving on out
Moving on up
Nothing can stop me
I'm moving on up
You're moving on out
Time to break free
Nothing can stop me * dancing round the house*

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