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Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Sorry, just had to share this.

I finished a meeting a few minutes ago with our IT guys. Couldn't help but covertly smirk, cough, and look away to prevent myself from laughing out loud.

Items we discussed:
1. Penetration Testing
2. system revisions that could touch the core
3. Hard dates
4. Stripping rules

Yes, it was my inner 12 yr old that was very much present during the meeting.  :D :D :D

Sadly, none of the guys were a hot geekward.  :(

You know it's men that come up with all the tech lingo, right?
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Author: makemelaughcontest 
Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch?
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Humor - Bella & Edward - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Published: 07-04-13 - Status: Complete - id: 9456996

This is so good, I'm still laughing. It's this kind of OS that make me wish they were longer.
 

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Sorry, just had to share this.

I finished a meeting a few minutes ago with our IT guys. Couldn't help but covertly smirk, cough, and look away to prevent myself from laughing out loud.

Items we discussed:
1. Penetration Testing
2. system revisions that could touch the core
3. Hard dates
4. Stripping rules

Yes, it was my inner 12 yr old that was very much present during the meeting.  :D :D :D

Sadly, none of the guys were a hot geekward.  :(
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You know it's men that come up with all the tech lingo, right?

During lunch, my co-worker who was in the same meeting asked me how i could not laugh during our meeting. She said she was also holding it in the whole time and she noticed my looking away when those words were said, which almost made her burst out laughing. And she reminded me of one more term that i forgot to put here:

Stuck up  :D :D  I was thinking "a guy who hasn't gotten off for sometime", she was thinking about Nal!  :P
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Contest Anthologies
« Reply #2224 on: August 02, 2013, 01:18 AM »
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Not too nal! I hope ficfangirl says yes. It'd be great to have each contest as one doc!

She said no - but I kinda like it when Ficfangirl goes all moderator on me  ;)

If you would like a copy of any of the contest anthologies, PM your email address and which contest you would like, and I'll send it to you.

So far, I have Angst, HEA and Make Me Laugh. There are a few others, but they are still accepting entries.
 
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Sorry, just had to share this.

I finished a meeting a few minutes ago with our IT guys. Couldn't help but covertly smirk, cough, and look away to prevent myself from laughing out loud.

Items we discussed:
1. Penetration Testing
2. system revisions that could touch the core
3. Hard dates
4. Stripping rules

Yes, it was my inner 12 yr old that was very much present during the meeting.  :D :D :D

Sadly, none of the guys were a hot geekward.  :(

I would have gotten in trouble in a meeting with an agenda like that.  ^-^
 
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Time zones seem even more out of whack this week than usual!

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Author: makemelaughcontest 
Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch?
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Humor - Bella & Edward - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Published: 07-04-13 - Status: Complete - id: 9456996

This is so good, I'm still laughing. It's this kind of OS that make me wish they were longer.

Thanks for this - I do enjoy a funny story.   I will read the rest of them too.

Humour is probably one of the hardest things to write without it feeling forced.
 
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Good Morning/Evening ladies

"Failure is not the opposite of success,  It is the necessary ingredient."
 

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Good Morning/Evening ladies

Good morning/evening, how are you? Thank you for sharing  :-* Made my Friday morning even better ;D
 
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Good morning/evening, how are you? Thank you for sharing  :-* Made my Friday morning even better ;D

I am good it is friday. Glad I made your morning  :-*.  Have a nasty headache again,  8 out of the past days i have had a headache.  Went to bed with it and woke up with it.  UGH >:(

 I was browsing the internet looking for a story for someone and I found this old article and found it a bit interesting.  Not sure if the link was posted here before if it has I am sorry...

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"Failure is not the opposite of success,  It is the necessary ingredient."
 
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Good Morning/Evening ladies

I personally love guys in a dark suits like this one and Rob is no exception.  ;)
Thanks for the pics hun - they certainly stopped me from craving Mac 'n' Cheese with peanut butter on top, which is probably one of the worst cravings to have when you're lactose intolerant.  :o :D
 
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I personally love guys in a dark suits like this one and Rob is no exception.  ;)
Thanks for the pics hun - they certainly stopped me from craving Mac 'n' Cheese with peanut butter on top, which is probably one of the worst cravings to have when you're lactose intolerant.  :o :D

I agree with you on the dark suits that is.  As for the craving you are having,  I am sorry wont touch that one with a ten foot pool.  But glad I distracted you enough to stay away from the dairy  :) :D  Definately glad I only craved watermelon, oranges and popcorn during my pregnancies. 
"Failure is not the opposite of success,  It is the necessary ingredient."
 
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Offline lamelurker

Re: Contest Anthologies
« Reply #2233 on: August 02, 2013, 08:06 AM »
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She said no - but I kinda like it when Ficfangirl goes all moderator on me  ;)

If you would like a copy of any of the contest anthologies, PM your email address and which contest you would like, and I'll send it to you.

So far, I have Angst, HEA and Make Me Laugh. There are a few others, but they are still accepting entries.

Thank you! PM sent.  :)
 
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Offline Loopy

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I agree with you on the dark suits that is.  As for the craving you are having,  I am sorry wont touch that one with a ten foot pool.  But glad I distracted you enough to stay away from the dairy  :) :D  Definately glad I only craved watermelon, oranges and popcorn during my pregnancies.
I wish I had the cravings you had, hun.
When I was pregnant with Topanga-Sway I had the most disgusting cravings out of all my pregnancies - Peanut Butter (I have this one every time  :P), Mayo, Ketchup and Coleslaw mixed together so I could dunk roasted parsnips and pickles in it.  :sign0137:
 
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I wish I had the cravings you had, hun.
When I was pregnant with Topanga-Sway I had the most disgusting cravings out of all my pregnancies - Peanut Butter (I have this one every time  :P), Mayo, Ketchup and Coleslaw mixed together so I could dunk roasted parsnips and pickles in it.  :sign0137:

Ohhh Loopy,   :sign0137: :omg:  I have no words LOL.  With my son I gained 27 lbs.  with my 2nd pregnancy (my daughter) I lost 18 the first trimester and gained 28 the remainder so i technically only gained 10 lbs.  Dr was not to happy.   :(
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I wish I had the cravings you had, hun.
When I was pregnant with Topanga-Sway I had the most disgusting cravings out of all my pregnancies - Peanut Butter (I have this one every time  :P), Mayo, Ketchup and Coleslaw mixed together so I could dunk roasted parsnips and pickles in it.  :sign0137:

It's funny you should mention cravings. 

We were having a discussion at work today about them.  I didn't have any with either of my two.

I wondered what the heck would make anyone think a lump of coal looked tasty?  (my Auntie ate it through one of her pregnancies!)


Oh and Loopy, your concoction is absolutely disgusting.   :-\
 
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Ohhh Loopy,   :sign0137: :omg:  I have no words LOL.  With my son I gained 27 lbs.  with my 2nd pregnancy (my daughter) I lost 18 the first trimester and gained 28 the remainder so i technically only gained 10 lbs.  Dr was not to happy.   :(
Wow 27lb!!!
With my daughter I gained 12 lbs and cried so much about it at the time but I think that was because I was 15 and worried about looking fat!!  ::) ::)
With Saxon I gained 14 lbs which by time I fell pregnant for Topanga-Sway (7 weeks later) I'd only lost about 5 lbs and gained 10!!
So I'm hoping with bump I won't gain too much as I really don't need to and the doctors have told me that I shouldn't either.
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It's funny you should mention cravings. 

We were having a discussion at work today about them.  I didn't have any with either of my two.

I wondered what the heck would make anyone think a lump of coal looked tasty?  (my Auntie ate it through one of her pregnancies!)


Oh and Loopy, your concoction is absolutely disgusting.   :-\
Lol, I know it was disgusting but at the time it was like the best thing ever, so Mac 'n' Cheese with PB is definitely better.  :D
Eww, my Mum had a craving for coal and rubber when she was pregnant with my 2nd eldest brother!!  :o
I don't get myself, but each to their own.  :) :)
 
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Wow 27lb!!!
With my daughter I gained 12 lbs and cried so much about it at the time but I think that was because I was 15 and worried about looking fat!!  ::) ::)
With Saxon I gained 14 lbs which by time I fell pregnant for Topanga-Sway (7 weeks later) I'd only lost about 5 lbs and gained 10!!
So I'm hoping with bump I won't gain too much as I really don't need to and the doctors have told me that I shouldn't either. Lol, I know it was disgusting but at the time it was like the best thing ever, so Mac 'n' Cheese with PB is definitely better.  :D
Eww, my Mum had a craving for coal and rubber when she was pregnant with my 2nd eldest brother!!  :o
I don't get myself, but each to their own.  :) :)

Yeah 27 lbs.  It was mostly water, I retained alot of water with my son, which i swear led to my preeclampsia and him being delivered 2 months early  ::) 

Coal and Rubber,  that is soooo strange.   :P
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Offline Loopy

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Yeah 27 lbs.  It was mostly water, I retained alot of water with my son, which i swear led to my preeclampsia and him being delivered 2 months early  ::) 

Coal and Rubber,  that is soooo strange.   :P
Aww poor you hun.  :-*
The coal and rubber does explain a lot about my brother though.  :P :D
 
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Aww poor you hun.  :-*
The coal and rubber does explain a lot about my brother though.  :P :D

 :D  :D  :D
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