Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

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Well Damn woman I am coming to live with you    I want hot fireman who can put out my err i mean a  fire,  yeah that is what i meant.

LOL! I actually meant the opposite - one look and any fire you might have had shriveled up and died. Yuk. 

Okay, there are some cute ones here and there.  But this is Los Angeles.  We have to have some cute firefighters, right?

LOL! I actually meant the opposite - one look and any fire you might have had shriveled up and died. Yuk.
Okay, there are some cute ones here and there.  But this is Los Angeles.  We have to have some cute firefighters, right?

lol well damn woman there goes those hopes and dreams. 

Yeah i thought the same thing about NYC 

Did anyone here watch the MTV VMA's last night? I didn't... but  apparently Miley Cyrus made an ass of herself.

It's embarrassing, I haven't watched the videos... and I won't but I saw this and look at everybody's reaction.

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I feel sorry for her, I really do... and what's with her tongue hanging out all the time.

Now seen this I'm not looking at Robin Thicke as I did before, how can he allow to be embarrassed like this 

And most important of all.... I'd like to know what's going on with the MTV people, I mean this shows are getting worse every year.

Did anyone here watch the MTV VMA's last night? I didn't... but  apparently Miley Cyrus made an ass of herself.

It's embarrassing, I haven't watched the videos... and I won't but I saw this and look at everybody's reaction.

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I feel sorry for her, I really do... and what's with her tongue hanging out all the time.

Now seen this I'm not looking at Robin Thicke as I did before, how can he allow to be embarrassed like this 

And most important of all.... I'd like to know what's going on with the MTV people, I mean this shows are getting worse every year.

I watched last night...poor Billy Ray's achey breakey heart. Miley was something else. I guess that's how young h/wood acts. Remember Britney, I'm not that innocent, Lindsey Lohan and her drama, the Hilton's...etc..
Lady GaGa, after her performance, sat in the audience with her seashell string bikini all night.
I must admit that I do like Blurred Lines a lot.
Every year the show does get more risqué. I guess that's how they garner attention, talent is secondary.

OK, what are "incontinent moans"? 

 

Where did you  see that?

The God and Goddess of War
Author: Textcrazy2011 PM
Jasper and Bella are mates, separated in the Southern Wars years ago and forced to live without each other for decades on end. What happens when his 'goddess of war' returns bringing both happiness and tension into the Cullen family?
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Jasper & Bella - Chapters: 61 - Words: 159,566 - Reviews: 1,555 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 02-20-13 - Published: 10-23-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7488229

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So it really is an error, right? She confuses me with her writing sometimes. I just don't get what she could really mean...

I would guess it means she moans uncontrollably? 

Like that woman who has hundreds of orgasms a day.

Someone needs to back away from the thesaurus, lol. It means to lose control of your bladder OR lacking self restraint, but most people know about the bladder thing.

So, what, she pees when she moans?

What is it called again when the woman "squirts"? Is that it?

 

Leaking and moaning, moaning and leaking

Lady GaGa, after her performance, sat in the audience with her seashell string bikini all night.

That just sounds so uncomfortable.  I'm not sure if the meat dress would have been worse. guess it depends on how many flies were buzzing around. 

The God and Goddess of War
Author: Textcrazy2011 PM
Jasper and Bella are mates, separated in the Southern Wars years ago and forced to live without each other for decades on end. What happens when his 'goddess of war' returns bringing both happiness and tension into the Cullen family?
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Jasper & Bella - Chapters: 61 - Words: 159,566 - Reviews: 1,555 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 02-20-13 - Published: 10-23-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7488229

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So it really is an error, right? She confuses me with her writing sometimes. I just don't get what she could really mean...

I would guess it means she moans uncontrollably? 

Like that woman who has hundreds of orgasms a day.

I was going to go with "indistinct" but I think DD has it correct - uncontrolled would equate with incontinent in certain circumstances if you were looking at a thesaurus or translator. 

So funny...

What is it called again when the woman "squirts"? Is that it?

 

Leaking and moaning, moaning and leaking

I think that is called female ejaculation....  Because supposedly it isn't pee when we come and leak at the same time....   

Yeah, my husband tells me all sorts of interesting things like that.