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Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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I agree with you Anchalee, the lest someone can do is tell the suggestion poster whether you had it right or not...I'm too slow off the button to be much use over there, couple that with my Alzheimer's....

This is a strategy I have never thought of! Move near an army barrack! Ella you're a genius!! There are a number in the London area...I'm off to investigate, not moving because, let's face it...that's a bit drastic and London isn't that big, but frequenting the local bars around said barracks...PK this might be the answer to our single status.. especially as ....* peeps from behind sofa* I think I might have outgrown my Pretty crush *ducks!*

I agree with you both,  I am also usually to slow to help anyone out,  but a simple click to say thank you, or an I am sorry that is not the one but thanks for looking does not seem like it is a hard thing to do.

 :o  :o  :o Oh demaris,  Out grown your crush?  That is ok in my book,  Just as long as you stay with us cause we know we are all here for the reading not the crushing  :D  :D  :D
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I agree with you Anchalee, the least someone can do is tell the suggestion poster whether you had it right or not...I'm too slow off the button to be much use over there, couple that with my Alzheimer's....

This is a strategy I have never thought of! Move near an army barrack! Ella you're a genius!! There are a number in the London area...I'm off to investigate, not moving because, let's face it...that's a bit drastic and London isn't that big, but frequenting the local bars around said barracks...PK this might be the answer to our single status.. especially as ....* peeps from behind sofa* I think I might have outgrown my Pretty crush *ducks!*
I am just as slow.  And the times I think I am the first poster with a story? I hit post and there is at least one above me.  Sigh.  Not sure why I bother  :P ;D

As far as living near a base, I actually had a job on base for a while.  I enjoyed it for the most part.  And there were a lot of young single males around.  But a little harder to find the single ones that were my age.  But really? It doesn't hurt to go hang out at the pubs near the barracks. :)
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:o  :o  :o Oh demaris,  Out grown your crush?  That is ok in my book,  Just as long as you stay with us cause we know we are all here for the reading not the crushing  :D  :D  :D
Shoot! forgot to comment on that.  Yeah, I sometimes think I've outgrown my crush on the Pretty. 

But then I see the Dior ads.....

So hot!  And there it is, back again. 

Besides which, Harrison Ford is looking too old now. So younger it is  :D :D :D
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I am just as slow.  And the times I think I am the first poster with a story? I hit post and there is at least one above me.  Sigh.  Not sure why I bother  :P ;D

As far as living near a base, I actually had a job on base for a while.  I enjoyed it for the most part.  And there were a lot of young single males around.  But a little harder to find the single ones that were my age.  But really? It doesn't hurt to go hang out at the pubs near the barracks. :)

I don't know Ella, when I was over there asking for stories you and Tami always seemed to be the ones that came up trump....and Tami was a Monster Poster! I used to think of her as the Encyclopaedia of Twifics...Is she still over on 152?

I've emailed my girlfriend and we are going to shimmy down to Hyde Park Barracks and check it out...normally I would just curse at the horse shite that the Household Cavalry horses leave in the park every morning, but I'm going to try andlook past that  :D :D

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Shoot! forgot to comment on that.  Yeah, I sometimes think I've outgrown my crush on the Pretty. 

But then I see the Dior ads.....

So hot!  And there it is, back again. 

Besides which, Harrison Ford is looking too old now. So younger it is  :D :D :D

Now see it was the ads that kind of clinched it for me...I wasn't 'drooling', which made me think ' ??? What's wrong with me?' so I went and looked at RDM's Roborn and nothing, maybe I'm dead and haven't realised??

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Now see it was the ads that kind of clinched it for me...I wasn't 'drooling', which made me think ' ??? What's wrong with me?' so I went and looked at RDM's Roborn and nothing, maybe I'm dead and haven't realised??
The maybe I'm dead part just made me spit my drink.

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I don't know Ella, when I was over there asking for stories you and Tami always seemed to be the ones that came up trump....and Tami was a Monster Poster! I used to think of her as the Encyclopaedia of Twifics...Is she still over on 152?

I've emailed my girlfriend and we are going to shimmy down to Hyde Park Barracks and check it out...normally I would just curse at the horse shite that the Household Cavalry horses leave in the park every morning, but I'm going to try andlook past that  :D :D

Now see it was the ads that kind of clinched it for me...I wasn't 'drooling', which made me think ' ??? What's wrong with me?' so I went and looked at RDM's Roborn and nothing, maybe I'm dead and haven't realised??
Tami is more on FaceBook now.  She has had computer problems and I guess FB is easier to access from work or her phone or something.  She is amazing at remembering fics.  I was only good because the really good ones weren't there at the time.  AmuseBouche is really good as is S.  They don't come here much though.

Have fun in your hunt for a horseman! It sounds fun ;)

I don't know about the Pretty.  It could be he isn't really your type.  He has been keeping his hair a lot shorter.  I like it, but I do miss the mess on top that used to be there.  It does change his look a bit.  And there are so many pretties out there, so I guess you have to find another.

For me though, it was never about his looks, it was more about his personality.  He's cute. But so are a lot of other guys.  I just loved how he laughs so easily and makes such bad jokes.  And they are really bad.  But he tries.  It is so sweet.  ;D
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Tami is more on FaceBook now.  She has had computer problems and I guess FB is easier to access from work or her phone or something.  She is amazing at remembering fics.  I was only good because the really good ones weren't there at the time.  AmuseBouche is really good as is S.  They don't come here much though.

Well if you see Tami 'around' tell her I said 'hi', and she's missed..

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Have fun in your hunt for a horseman! It sounds fun ;)

It is at times like this that I wished my Lebanese Lover lived in London, do you hear that Astro? MOVE TO LONDON so we can chase hot soldiers together!! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

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I don't know about the Pretty.  It could be he isn't really your type.  He has been keeping his hair a lot shorter.  I like it, but I do miss the mess on top that used to be there.  It does change his look a bit.  And there are so many pretties out there, so I guess you have to find another.

For me though, it was never about his looks, it was more about his personality.  He's cute. But so are a lot of other guys.  I just loved how he laughs so easily and makes such bad jokes.  And they are really bad.  But he tries.  It is so sweet.  ;D


But it was so sudden! On minute I was all, "Soooo pretty...You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login" *in a creepy Golum voice* then suddenly "nada"! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Don't you just LOVE smileys!  :D

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Well if you see Tami 'around' tell her I said 'hi', and she's missed..

It is at times like this that I wished my Lebanese Lover lived in London, do you hear that Astro? MOVE TO LONDON so we can chase hot soldiers together!! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login


But it was so sudden! On minute I was all, "Soooo pretty...You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login" *in a creepy Golum voice* then suddenly "nada"! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Don't you just LOVE smileys!  :D
I'll tell Tami you said "Hi!"

And I'm really sad it was all over so suddenly for you.  Poor Pretty, dropped like a bag of hot potatoes. 

I do love your smileys though :-*
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But it was so sudden! On minute I was all, "Soooo pretty...You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login" *in a creepy Golum voice* then suddenly "nada"! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Don't you just LOVE smileys!  :D

Perhaps you're just ready for a real, approachable person to drool after?  ;)

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I just saw this and thought it was appropriate to post here  :D


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"Failure is not the opposite of success,  It is the necessary ingredient."
 
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This made me snort out loud! It's the look on the smiley's face just before it hits the horse on the head! :D  :D.

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I'll tell Tami you said "Hi!"

And I'm really sad it was all over so suddenly for you.  Poor Pretty, dropped like a bag of hot potatoes. 

Maybe I need some new and hotter Robporn? RDM? Where art thou?  :P
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The rain pelting her in the face bouncing off her parted lips, I take her mouth to mine and slide my tongue inside her warmth. She wraps her arms around my neck and her hands make their way to my wet hair. We're kissing fiercely and the fire is burning within me. She leans into my arms as I pull her close. Water is seeping in our mouths as we kiss and the feeling of her pressed me again is glorious. I fist one hand in her hair and the other is cupping her ass.

At least they get wet, right?  :D

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chapter 18

i am totally sick of lemons; I now don't even skim, I scroll down the page fast until they're over.....I'm reading The Senator's Son by amoredjenaue, mainly because I've just finished The Geheime Vernietiging, which BTW annoyed the hell out of me with the excess lemons and the random Dutch thrown in everywhere; Dutch is not a sexy language, it's not Italian or French, My uncle is Dutch, I've spent many a summer holiday in Rotterdam, so for me having it written in the middle of a love scene has the same effect as picturing Aro Volturi in tighty whiteys  :sign0135: Anyway I'm reading another of her fics and if you haven't already read it then...Don't.

EDIT: 'She grabbed her handbag and a blanket out of the back and led me down a small path. We probably only walked about 50 yards when we came to a round clearing. It was obviously a meadow. I could hear a stream in the distance and see the wildflowers swaying in the light breeze.' The Senator's Son by amoredjenaue F**king hell.... :banghead:
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Now see it was the ads that kind of clinched it for me...I wasn't 'drooling', which made me think ' ??? What's wrong with me?' so I went and looked at RDM's Roborn and nothing, maybe I'm dead and haven't realised??

I haven't outgrown the pretty. To me, he looks damn fine. In fact he looks like a man, so I feel less cougarish now. As he has matured, he has only gotten better. Do I start panting at first glimpse anymore? Nah, I think my whoha has grown accustom to seeing him now. Does he look good? Yes. Do I think he looks better as he ages? Yes. But after years of lusting maybe I have learned to control myself.

In fact I moaned at myself that I am now reblogging and finding silver foxes sexy. Shame to get old. Or maybe it's because hubs hair has more white in it that dark brown and I still find him very very sexy.

 
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This made me snort out loud! It's the look on the smiley's face just before it hits the horse on the head! :D  :D.

Maybe I need some new and hotter Robporn? RDM? Where art thou?  :P

Late as always, but I am here. So whatcha like. Blonde/blue eyes, Brown/brown eyes, muscular, lean, tall, etc. Give me a direction and let me check my spank bank.
 
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i am totally sick of lemons; I now don't even skim, I scroll down the page fast until they're over.....I'm reading The Senator's Son by amoredjenaue, mainly because I've just finished The Geheime Vernietiging, which BTW annoyed the hell out of me with the excess lemons and the random Dutch thrown in everywhere; Dutch is not a sexy language, it's not Italian or French, My uncle is Dutch, I've spent many a summer holiday in Rotterdam, so for me having it written in the middle of a love scene has the same effect as picturing Aro Volturi in tighty whiteys  :sign0135: Anyway I'm reading another of her fics and if you haven't already read it then...Don't.

EDIT: 'She grabbed her handbag and a blanket out of the back and led me down a small path. We probably only walked about 50 yards when we came to a round clearing. It was obviously a meadow. I could hear a stream in the distance and see the wildflowers swaying in the light breeze.' The Senator's Son by amoredjenaue F**king hell.... :banghead:

WOW, bb. I liked TGV. In fact, by the time they finally got around to doing it, I was getting inpatient. Wasn't like chp 18 or something? That and the sequel The Last Mission is all I have read of hers, but I do like her style. Did she have SPAG, definitely, but it was easy to gloss over. Some stories have been absolutely terrible. I usually don't complain too bad on the SPAG unless I have to read it a dozen times to try and figure out what the heck they are trying to say. I know I SPAG all over the place, so I try not to get to picky. They are free and they have made my life fuller than it was originally. The great news is not everybody likes the same thing, so there are many to pick from. However, when collectively everyone says to flounce a fic here, I remove it from my TBR list. No questions asked.

I have found I really dislike lemons in 3rd person. I want to feel what they feel and it's hard to have that in 3rd person. Maybe it's because I am trying to abuse myself and finish Broken Angel, but you think lemons are bad in TGV, don't read the Angel series. I swore you could never have too many lemons. Ella I think it was you, but I agree now. You can.

I also started reading books (I never did that before) and sometimes I just need the break from the typical canon fic. Not sure I am ready to read Emmett and Bella or anything like that because my brain already has preconceived notion of what they look like and whom goes with whom.

Saw this and thought of us. Fits ?

 
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I haven't outgrown the pretty. To me, he looks damn fine. In fact he looks like a man, so I feel less cougarish now. As he has matured, he has only gotten better. Do I start panting at first glimpse anymore? Nah, I think my whoha has grown accustom to seeing him now. Does he look good? Yes. Do I think he looks better as he ages? Yes. But after years of lusting maybe I have learned to control myself.

In fact I moaned at myself that I am now reblogging and finding silver foxes sexy. Shame to get old. Or maybe it's because hubs hair has more white in it that dark brown and I still find him very very sexy.



Nah, none of the above RD, it's just that your field is getting plowed just right at home and regularly.
 
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At least they get wet, right?  :D

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chapter 18

Are you enjoying this Fic so far? I started and had to put it away. B was getting on my nerves.  Wtf was up with Tanya?
 
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So I cashed in my contest v-card and voted for the You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login contest! Of course I waited until the last minute (it ends tonight). Can't wait to see who wrote what.
 
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