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Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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:D That's so you! Searching for fluff where ever it may be! :-*

I don't know, ask FFG if there is anything we can do...But honestly if you see a thread called 'flounced fics' and you're a writer you might think twice before paying it a visit, no? Or put your Big Girl pants on, one of the two....But you sure as hell can't have a go at the participants that are on there, shoot, we readers deserve a safe haven for our opinions too!  :D :D Cray cray I tell ya!
Yeah.  Someone stated they didn't like anything by her.  Only most of her stories are just translations of other people's stories.  But still she took offense.  Yeah.  I told her if one person doesn't like your writing, it was just a taste thing.  Really shouldn't look if you are an author....

But that was the purpose for it.  We really don't want to discourage writers, but sometimes? you really, really have to say something.   :P
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Did anyone see the smackdown that occurred over on ADF earlier this week? It started with a post in The Daily Chew about Miley's VMA performance and then turned into a huge debate about judging. There were lots of definitions (almost Clinton-esque) about definitions about judging and then everyone got judgy about being judgy and ...



Anyway, I only mention it because some of the argument seemed to also be based in "lost in translation" excuses.
I try not to be judgy - but heck, sometimes you can't help it.  I think Miley is rebelling against her early years. Trying to get away from the Disney Kid thing.  She just is going a little overboard with it.  Pink wears similar stuff on stage and no one says anything.  Except maybe "wow, she has a great body"  Whatever.  You can't please everyone.

I like it here.  We get to give our opinions and everyone is grown up about it.  And we all agree Rob p0rn is good.  So what else is important in life. Really...  :-*
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You're breaking my heart! I flove Terroir!

Maybe you can also blame the language barrier!  :D :D :D

Don't get me wrong, I can see why it is loved, I just may be in the mood for something less fluffy at the moment...Is there going to be any angst? Actually, don't tell me I hate getting plot spoilers....
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I think you think you know about pies - but really, and Aussie meat pie is different to an English pie. For starters, we NEVER eat pies with a knife and fork - they are hand-held food and are sold everywhere. Bakery, petrol station, even pie vans on the side of the road.

Why am I up? It's now 10:30am. Sun has been up since 6am. I've had a hair cut, gotten my car washed and done all my laundry for the week. It's currently drying on the line and given how warm it is for the last official day of Winter, it will be ready to be folding in about an hour. I've done a work out and now I'm catching up on all the twitter and PTS news and then will be doing some fic beta work.

The early bird catches the worm - I'll hit a wall at about 2pm and will need a nanna nap after staying up so late last night!

Wow! You left me here, went to bed, got up, did shit loads and I'm still here..I think I'll have to sign off soon as its 01.47 GMT;  but I hardly ever get to post at the same time as my LL... :( so half an hour more..

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Sing it, Sister!

Hence my enthralling pie discussion.

When all else fails, I talk pies or diva cups. I'm such a conversationalist!  ;)

 :D :D :D You with your Diva cup, me with my pedicure; match made in heaven.

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Did anyone see the smackdown that occurred over on ADF earlier this week? It started with a post in The Daily Chew about Miley's VMA performance and then turned into a huge debate about judging. There were lots of definitions (almost Clinton-esque) about definitions about judging and then everyone got judgy about being judgy and ...



Anyway, I only mention it because some of the argument seemed to also be based in "lost in translation" excuses.

ADF scares me, I try and not go over there; them and their 'campfires'...sounds more like Macbeth's witches cauldron to me  :D
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ADF scares me, I try and not go over there; them and their 'campfires'...sounds more like Macbeth's witches cauldron to me  :D
Bwahahahahahaha  :D :D :D :D :D

And everyone with their email addresses right out for everyone to see.  I just don't really like it. 

But the are good at finding fics.  Though I think a lot of them come here as well. 

I just can't follow it or find things on it.  I usual Google stuff and end up there.  :P
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I like it here.  We get to give our opinions and everyone is grown up about it.  And we all agree Rob p0rn is good.  So what else is important in life. Really...  :-*

Certainly not Miley Cyrus that's for sure!  :D

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Bwahahahahahaha  :D :D :D :D :D

And everyone with their email addresses right out for everyone to see.  I just don't really like it. 

But the are good at finding fics.  Though I think a lot of them come here as well. 

I just can't follow it or find things on it.  I usual Google stuff and end up there.  :P

I don't think I have ever found a fic there? I have no idea where to look...It's the most, weirdly laid out site...just odd. I'm the same as you, I Google and 99.9% of the time it send me back here..or that Polish site.
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I don't think I have ever found a fic there? I have no idea where to look...It's the most, weirdly laid out site...just odd. I'm the same as you, I Google and 99.9% of the time it send me back here..or that Polish site.
Well, there are some fics that are actually posted there.  I've downloaded a number of them.  Like the full Age of Consent.  I still need to read it.  I started it on FFnet only to find it had been pulled - only the first 12 chapters are there.  I eventually found it on ADF.

But the campfires? Yeah.  It is a mess of nested postings and since they don't actually post the stories there, the person who had it may no longer go there. So you are out of luck trying to get it. 

That polish site has so many stories, it is great.  But I think you have to pay to download more than one. I can't actually read it and I never get the "Translate this page?" option for it.  So mostly I leave it alone.  I'm also a little wary of viruses there.  Not that I've ever gotten any.  But the lack of being able to read it? Concerns me.  :-\
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Yeah.  Someone stated they didn't like anything by her.  Only most of her stories are just translations of other people's stories.  But still she took offense.  Yeah.  I told her if one person doesn't like your writing, it was just a taste thing.  Really shouldn't look if you are an author....

But that was the purpose for it.  We really don't want to discourage writers, but sometimes? you really, really have to say something.   :P

There is a huge difference between constructive criticism and flaming. I try not to say "I really hated that fic", and if I really do dislike a fic, I try (in my incoherent rambly way) to explain what I didn't like.

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I try not to be judgy - but heck, sometimes you can't help it.  I think Miley is rebelling against her early years. Trying to get away from the Disney Kid thing.  She just is going a little overboard with it.  Pink wears similar stuff on stage and no one says anything.  Except maybe "wow, she has a great body"  Whatever.  You can't please everyone.

Pink is touring here at the moment - us Aussies love her. All of my teachers have gone to see her in either Brisbane, Sydney or Melbourne over the last few months. I'm saving for my US trip next year, so no Pink for me.

My biggest issue with Miley was the tongue. She does seem to just be acting out and trying to be sexual, but that tongue thing is just  :sign0137: She even had it hanging out on the red carpet:



Is she thirsty? Is she overheated?

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I like it here.  We get to give our opinions and everyone is grown up about it.  And we all agree Rob p0rn is good.  So what else is important in life. Really...  :-*

My thoughts exactly. It's my home away from home... at home!  :-*

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Wow! You left me here, went to bed, got up, did shit loads and I'm still here..I think I'll have to sign off soon as its 01.47 GMT;  but I hardly ever get to post at the same time as my LL... :( so half an hour more..

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Don't get me wrong, I can see why it is loved, I just may be in the mood for something less fluffy at the moment...Is there going to be any angst? Actually, don't tell me I hate getting plot spoilers....

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Well, there are some fics that are actually posted there.  I've downloaded a number of them.  Like the full Age of Consent.  I still need to read it.  I started it on FFnet only to find it had been pulled - only the first 12 chapters are there.  I eventually found it on ADF.

But the campfires? Yeah.  It is a mess of nested postings and since they don't actually post the stories there, the person who had it may no longer go there. So you are out of luck trying to get it. 

That polish site has so many stories, it is great.  But I think you have to pay to download more than one. I can't actually read it and I never get the "Translate this page?" option for it.  So mostly I leave it alone.  I'm also a little wary of viruses there.  Not that I've ever gotten any.  But the lack of being able to read it? Concerns me.  :-\

I find ADF hard to navigate because it's not linear, like here, but I can find my way around. I like some of the campfires - The Daily Chew (just for gossip, although they get very attacky), What The Fic, and there's the occasional really interesting topic that catches me eye - it was at ADF where I learnt about vocaroo - and there has recently been a regular recipe post that's been good.

I have a similar problem with the Polish site - I can't translate so I worry about clicking something and getting a virus. All my needs get met here.

Well, not all my needs, but most - especially when RDMickey posts!  ;)
 

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There is a huge difference between constructive criticism and flaming. I try not to say "I really hated that fic", and if I really do dislike a fic, I try (in my incoherent rambly way) to explain what I didn't like.

Pink is touring here at the moment - us Aussies love her. All of my teachers have gone to see her in either Brisbane, Sydney or Melbourne over the last few months. I'm saving for my US trip next year, so no Pink for me.

My biggest issue with Miley was the tongue. She does seem to just be acting out and trying to be sexual, but that tongue thing is just  :sign0137: She even had it hanging out on the red carpet:



Is she thirsty? Is she overheated?
Well, I did say something similar about Tufano79.  Her stories sound so good, but the writing is just so bad with SPaG errors and juvenile conversations.  I really want to like them, but so far, I've flounced everyone I've started. 

Miley always did the tongue thing, if I remember correctly.  Even when she was Hannah Montana.  But it is a little worse now, I think.  Maybe it's just too big for her mouth?  Kind of like Gene Simmons?  :D :D :D :D

Pink is actually really good.  I've seen her on shows and she is really amazing singing while on those lift things, flying through the air.  And I like her music.   ;D
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I find ADF hard to navigate because it's not linear, like here, but I can find my way around. I like some of the campfires - The Daily Chew (just for gossip, although they get very attacky), What The Fic, and there's the occasional really interesting topic that catches me eye - it was at ADF where I learnt about vocaroo - and there has recently been a regular recipe post that's been good.
Well, maybe I'll have to look again.  I don't even know about those things.  I've just looked at the stories and then I get lost in the searching...

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I have a similar problem with the Polish site - I can't translate so I worry about clicking something and getting a virus. All my needs get met here.

Well, not all my needs, but most - especially when RDMickey posts!  ;)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Okay just went through some of the campfires. 

I don't really want to talk about the Dior campaign for pages and pages, I just want to look at pictures of the Pretty.  They have no really good pictures there.  Why bother? 

They also seem to be very negative over there.
Yeah, like it here sooooo much better. 
 :-*
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Wow so much I missed,,,,,,  so much Pretty! Right now I'm in a Pretty High! Don't know if it's the same as a
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Well Astro I have to say that I have tried to read Terroir but I don't know if I haven't been in the mood but I will give it a try once again
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You'll need to work on your terms of endearment, my darling. Now that LameLurker is here, "LL" gets a little confusing LOL.

LOL LL!  :D :D :D

Shoot! Not my fault I was already calling you LL before LameLurker joined, also I do think Lame should change her ID as she is so NOT a Lame Lurker any more, A Hot IT Guy stealer? Yes. A lurker? Not so much....Errr? How about LebLo? Yeah, I like the sound of LebLo...Now I really am going to bed, Shite, it's 03.04GMT

Nite All :-*

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Ohh! and that stunt with the spoiler wasn't funny!  :P

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I'm reading Last Love Found by oracle vas. This relationship is like a train wreck that I can't look away from. Jasper (yes, it's one of those pesky non-canons) is SO messed up, and I don't understand why Bella stays with him and puts up with it. And then she bugs me too, with her hot and cold routine. I'm halfway through the fic, and they are finally back together, which must mean I still have half a fic of hot and cold, angst for angst's sake, and I'm torn between not wanting to look away, and not wanting to slog through page after page of the same damn thing.

Their relationship is a hot mess all the way through.

And you're right on with the hot/cold routine from Bella and Jasper's mommy issues are f*cking everything up on his end. And the angst? Repetitive  for sure lol.

The crazy angst is what made me :heart: this fic :)

*waves* Hi Everyone! :)

 
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Okay just went through some of the campfires. 

I don't really want to talk about the Dior campaign for pages and pages, I just want to look at pictures of the Pretty.  They have no really good pictures there.  Why bother? 

They also seem to be very negative over there.
Yeah, like it here sooooo much better. 
 :-*

Exactly! I just had a quick look at a CF and they were arguing about whether Rob is taking the dior campaign seriously.

Comments like:
You are always sensitive to what you call "Rob hate" -- God knows you've called me out on it before.

As for calling people out- I do it when I feel I'm being personally insulted- so If I felt you insulted me- yeah I'll let you know. And I'm not going to go back + forth of what tyou meant vs what I read- perception is reality on the internet.

Believe me, I have no intention of explaining what I meant any further. It was crystal clear the first time.


It seems to get real serious real fast - and really personal!

Anyhoo... this happened on my 'puter...



I want to see his hand move down...

and start stroking...




Serious medical question.

Can excessive quivering cause body parts to fall off?
 
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Ohh! and that stunt with the spoiler wasn't funny!  :P

Yes. Yes it was!  :D :D :D
 
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Their relationship is a hot mess all the way through.

And you're right on with the hot/cold routine from Bella and Jasper's mommy issues are f*cking everything up on his end. And the angst? Repetitive  for sure lol.

The crazy angst is what made me :heart: this fic :)

*waves* Hi Everyone! :)

Hey Lucylu!



Where have you been? Haven't seen you here for ages!
 
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Anyhoo... this happened on my 'puter...



I want to see his hand move down...

and start stroking...




Serious medical question.

Can excessive quivering cause body parts to fall off?
Yes, you could damage vital body parts! Quiver carefully!  :D :D :D :D :D

Sigh, yes, the hand needs to move.  Where are all those manipulators when we need them?
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Wow so much I missed,,,,,,  so much Pretty! Right now I'm in a Pretty High! Don't know if it's the same as a
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Well Astro I have to say that I have tried to read Terroir but I don't know if I haven't been in the mood but I will give it a try once again

Please do! It just gave me all warm squishy feelings.

And Aussie-ward - *le sigh*

I love me a rural Aussie man. I wish I could find one that was single and lived close by!

Let me tell you a sad tale about why I think I love this fic as much as I do.



I had an Aussie-ward very much like this one - the difference was that he had a beef cattle property, not a vineyard.

The school was tiny and the people in the township were very small minded. Those out on properties were great, but the townies were just dreadful. When I was offered a promotion, I had to make a decision about my future. He wouldn't leave his family property, and I couldn't stay working in such a dead-end job. We gave the long distance thing a go, but it was just too hard.

Anyway, 5 years later and I guess I haven't really moved on - Terroir reminded me about how much I loved a man like this.
 
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Yes, you could damage vital body parts! Quiver carefully!  :D :D :D :D :D

Sigh, yes, the hand needs to move.  Where are all those manipulators when we need them?

Mmmmm - manipulating!  >:D
 
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