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Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Offline Chilibabe

Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3941 on: September 01, 2013, 01:42 AM »
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Slo mo mofo!



That hand on her neck...  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3942 on: September 01, 2013, 01:54 AM »


See that little smirk, right at the end?

 

Offline Peonie

Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3943 on: September 01, 2013, 01:59 AM »
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ETD: Apparently this is a hacked version, but it has this, so I'm feeling morally compromised!




ETD2: OK - who am I kidding! I have no morals when it comes to the Pretty!

But I do have this:



Here is the Youtube version (but it has no sound)

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I think this is a great good morning!  :P
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3944 on: September 01, 2013, 02:14 AM »
My integrity is in tact!

Well, as much as it's ever been. The video is authentic - not hacked!

The video has been launched on the Rive Gauche website a division for perfumes and cosmetics in St. Petersburg

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Offline DeDe's Over It.

Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3945 on: September 01, 2013, 03:16 AM »
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My integrity is in tact!

Well, as much as it's ever been. The video is authentic - not hacked!

The video has been launched on the Rive Gauche website a division for perfumes and cosmetics in St. Petersburg

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OK it was worth all the hype, but considering that mostly women are going to run out and buy this 'fragrance' it would have made more sense to get him to do an ad for Ms Dior or something.. :D
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3946 on: September 01, 2013, 03:27 AM »
I'm sorry if I'm being repetitive.

I'm not really sorry.  ;)




And if I walked into a room to find this...




there would be no question about spitting or swallowing!


 

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3947 on: September 01, 2013, 03:34 AM »
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OK it was worth all the hype, but considering that mostly women are going to run out and buy this 'fragrance' it would have made more sense to get him to do an ad for Ms Dior or something.. :D

Don't forget that this is just the beginning - there is apparently a three-minute "film" as well.  >:D

I think they've hit the target - isn't it mostly women who buy scent for their men? Am I wrong?

Also, I kinda think that any guy that does buy his own cologne would want to be Robert Pattinson (especially if their girl is reacting the way I do!) so he'd buy it for that reason alone.

I know a few women who actually wear men's perfume/cologne because they think it has stronger staying power, too.

It was Father's Day here today. I am a bad daughter. I did not buy my father Dior Homme. I don't want to associate Dior Homme with my father!

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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3948 on: September 01, 2013, 03:47 AM »
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Don't forget that this is just the beginning - there is apparently a three-minute "film" as well.  >:D

I think they've hit the target - isn't it mostly women who buy scent for their men? Am I wrong?

Also, I kinda think that any guy that does buy his own cologne would want to be Robert Pattinson (especially if their girl is reacting the way I do!) so he'd buy it for that reason alone.

I know a few women who actually wear men's perfume/cologne because they think it has stronger staying power, too.

It was Father's Day here today. I am a bad daughter. I did not buy my father Dior Homme. I don't want to associate Dior Homme with my father!

In my last job we did a little survey about this, there wasn't a man in the office that didn't think he was a 'Tosser'  :D They did not understand what grown (there was a huge stress on the word grown) women saw in him. I put it down to them all being jelly.
 
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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3949 on: September 01, 2013, 04:20 AM »
Bugger!

Apparently DiorRob will be officially released at 8:40pm Paris Time. BTW, that's 7:40pm UK time and 2:40pm US EDT.

It's 4:40am Aussie time!

Frucking time zones!

Well, I was going to get up at 5am anyway to either do Yoga Meltdown or the Shred...

I'm really hoping that there will be a longer ad - the Jude Law Dior ad went for 5 minutes!

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Offline Astro2009

Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3950 on: September 01, 2013, 06:25 AM »
This is the You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login channel so when DiorRob hits it should be here.

My evening prayers will be featuring the phrase "5 minutes please" rather heavily!
 

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Lemons
« Reply #3951 on: September 01, 2013, 07:15 AM »
Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but I think I have found a story with a good plot, and Alice who knows when to shut up (she actually said so in the story!) and lemons I want to read! I don't want to jinx it so I'll rec once I get further into it and if it continues to be good....watch this space? :-X
 

Offline ajamm

Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3952 on: September 01, 2013, 07:22 AM »
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I can't stop watching this..

Astro I will be praying with you. *fingers crossed* ^-^
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Re: Lemons
« Reply #3953 on: September 01, 2013, 07:23 AM »
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Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but I think I have found a story with a good plot, and Alice who knows when to shut up (she actually said so in the story!) and lemons I want to read! I don't want to jinx it so I'll rec once I get further into it and if it continues to be good....watch this space? :-X

Tease, now I have to wait.  :D
 
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Penalty shot by edward's eternal
« Reply #3954 on: September 01, 2013, 07:33 AM »
This one had me crying...such a sweet daddyward... And the kids...the family situation... so heartwarming.  Thanks again for the rec, loved this as well.  :)

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Now off to look for a real athleteward.... >:D
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Re: Woodcroft Station by Little Miss Norty
« Reply #3955 on: September 01, 2013, 09:24 AM »
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If you think that my descriptions of life in rural Australia are a little far-fetched, go and read this:

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Aussie Bella introduces her American friends, Alice and Rose, to a little taste of everything Australia has to offer... including three very delicious Aussie cowboys. Perhaps roos aren't the only things mating in the Outback.

Apart from the fact that I have never met Edward Cullen at a B&S Ball, this fic was like a snapshot of my life! Even my hometown of Brisbane, and where I live now (Rockhampton - Rocky) get a mention!

It's only a 2-shot, so give it a read.
Okay, I liked this though the love at first sight stuff was a little cheesily done. 

And I loved the Aussie-isms.   :D :D :D :D :D

Though having been a big fan of Harlequin Romances set in the Outback, I knew a lot of the terms....   ;D

And the ending is a little sad.  She needs to write an epi or 3.  Got to have that wedding and the green-eyed babies...
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Re: Penalty shot by edward's eternal
« Reply #3956 on: September 01, 2013, 09:45 AM »
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This one had me crying...such a sweet daddyward... And the kids...the family situation... so heartwarming.  Thanks again for the rec, loved this as well.  :)

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Now off to look for a real athleteward.... >:D

I've been waiting for a real athleteward... Let us know if you find one!
 
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3957 on: September 01, 2013, 09:47 AM »
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That smiley!  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

But no, BPOV and nothing sexual in that T story...  ;)
I'm never sure whether to put T stories on my reading list.  I only put K+ on the list if they are OS humor.  They are usually stupid, but sometimes, with humor, it's okay

But T stories are kind of in between. Some good writers write them.  Sorry, I was going through my Calibre, updating the metadata, I'm about 10% through the library.  And this was the question that keeps coming up.  How can you write a good angsty story with a T rating and only 36,000 words?
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Edward Wallbanger/Dear Bella
« Reply #3958 on: September 01, 2013, 10:40 AM »
Apparently I missed a lot of fun in here! 10 pages to catch up? Is this a normal rate for a weekend? I have to try to sneak in on weekends then!  :)

I finished Edward Wallbanger. Well, I have to say it won't make it on my all-time-favorite-list.
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I was really anxious to start something new and chose Dear Bella. And oh my...it was soooooo beautiful! Astro is so right - this fic must be pimped. I cried sad tears and happy tears. And I absolutely loved it. Went straight to my all-time-favorite-list and to-be-re-read-list.

Since this was a very quick read, I started Puddle Jumping by 107yearoldvirgin today. Great so far!
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Re: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #3959 on: September 01, 2013, 12:03 PM »
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Love's Little Book

Author: littlestar300
Bella's looking for a fresh start and one day it comes to her in the form of a flyer about the Boston Book Exchange. Can she help the reclusive owner Edward Cullen into the land of the living, and can he help her make the changes she needs in her life.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Edward & Bella - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,243 - Reviews: 1,321 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 03-05-12 - Published: 09-22-10 - Status: Complete - id: 6344201

This is really nice, short and sweet and this Edward is cute.
 
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Re: Woodcroft Station by Little Miss Norty
« Reply #3960 on: September 01, 2013, 12:07 PM »
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Okay, I liked this though the love at first sight stuff was a little cheesily done. 

And I loved the Aussie-isms.   :D :D :D :D :D

Though having been a big fan of Harlequin Romances set in the Outback, I knew a lot of the terms....   ;D

And the ending is a little sad.  She needs to write an epi or 3.  Got to have that wedding and the green-eyed babies...

I saw this and went to read the last bit.... and that does not look like a HEA to me!
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What I did read was the index in the beginning, I'm not gonna lie that is the reason I hand't read it.  ^-^

 
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