Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 1268021 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** June 13, 2013, 09:16 PM »

Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general. But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement.

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

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Ellachanted · « **Reply #5241 on:** September 23, 2013, 12:16 PM »

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Tell them sister. SOMEONE stole Dusty! I'm still...I just...I have no words!You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login I beg someone to change the subject..Anyone? Anything! Please! Loopy, haven't you had any outside/smashing through glass doors sex this week? Let's talk about so that my head doesn't explode!You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Um, it's only 70 degrees outside? I was almost 100 last week at this time? Does crazy weather count as a change of subject?

Ellachanted · « **Reply #5242 on:** September 23, 2013, 12:18 PM »

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The most exciting thing to happen to me in the past few days was my neighbours 20 year old Grandson building the goats a new out house with his friend, and even though it was rainy they still took their tops off ~~for my viewing pleasure~~.
Of course I would never perv on such young guys.

Over 18? It's totally acceptable. Being as how men have been perving over young girls forever, it's only fair...

Matron · « **Reply #5243 on:** September 23, 2013, 12:27 PM »

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Sacrilege! Claire plagiarized Joss Whedon!?!?! I don't even want to know. While I can understand wanting it to be yours, there are some things you just don't do--like steal from well-known, beloved stories. Buffy, Dusty...what is this world coming to?

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I'm STILL not sure if The Mortal Instruments series is actually a rewritten Draco Dormiens trilogy though. Some say it is, some say it isn't. I have both, maybe I should read them sometime?

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #5244 on:** September 23, 2013, 01:11 PM »

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Um, it's only 70 degrees outside? I was almost 100 last week at this time? Does crazy weather count as a change of subject?

It sure does...I have to admit that I'd not eaten today, so when I came to my computer and saw the 'wahala' that had erupted on Goodread, Amazon (though I didn't really believe it until I came and checked on here; cos, you know, Twidom can be cray cray and this is the 'sane' oasis) etc, that, coupled with low blood sugar almost gave me a stroke!...Having now had something to eat...Yeah, I'm still f*cking pissed. BUT! In the words of Scarlet O'Hara 'tomorrow is another say!'

I read Last Call over the last few days..really liked it and then I read How To Date A Movie Star and wanted to slit my wrists. Great premiss, so much potential, would have made a fab story but IMO this author didn't have the writing chops to pull it off...you know who would have done an amazing job? KiyaRaven! And How To Date not only has a sequel (How to Marry a Movie Star)but a third instalment ( How to Live With A Movie Star) as well...sorry, but I just can't; nope, not doing it....

Author Bella Swan crashes into movie star and muse Edward Cullen, and the two will never be the same again. Can they survive book tours, old flames, jealousy and Hollywood together? Part 1 of 3 in the series. A/H. Rated M for Lemons, Language and everything in-between.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,801 - Reviews: 1,619 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 05-30-13 - Published: 01-28-13 - Status: Complete - id: 8955457

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Oh! I've also started following Counselor's new Story Me and Mom Fall in Love With Edward because I love me some Counselor and I have yet to read a story of hers I haven't at least liked if not out and out loved. I'm not sure if this story has been brought up already I've been a bit remiss in keeping up with every post, I'll admit to having skimmed in places....*coughwhenHPandJ&Bficsarediscussedcough*

Me and Mom Fall in Love With Edward
Summary: Bella and Mom live together. No one has lived next door since the
murder that happened there in 1997. One day Bella looks out her window and a
compellingly handsome man is moving in. Bella doesn't date. But Mom is a
serial dater on Match. When Mom gets a load of Edward he becomes the focus of
all her attention. It's complicated. Bella is 27, Edward 37 and Mom is 45.

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Ellachanted · « **Reply #5245 on:** September 23, 2013, 01:52 PM »

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It sure does...I have to admit that I'd not eaten today, so when I came to my computer and saw the 'wahala' that had erupted on Goodread, Amazon (though I didn't really believe it until I came and checked on here; cos, you know, Twidom can be cray cray and this is the 'sane' oasis) etc, that, coupled with low blood sugar almost gave me a stroke!...Having now had something to eat...Yeah, I'm still f*cking pissed. BUT! In the words of Scarlet O'Hara 'tomorrow is another say!'

I read Last Call over the last few days..really liked it and then I read How To Date A Movie Star and wanted to slit my wrists. Great premiss, so much potential, would have made a fab story but IMO this author didn't have the writing chops to pull it off...you know who would have done an amazing job? KiyaRaven! And How To Date not only has a sequel (How to Marry a Movie Star)but a third instalment ( How to Live With A Movie Star) as well...sorry, but I just can't; nope, not doing it....

Author Bella Swan crashes into movie star and muse Edward Cullen, and the two will never be the same again. Can they survive book tours, old flames, jealousy and Hollywood together? Part 1 of 3 in the series. A/H. Rated M for Lemons, Language and everything in-between.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,801 - Reviews: 1,619 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 05-30-13 - Published: 01-28-13 - Status: Complete - id: 8955457

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Oh! I've also started following Counselor's new Story Me and Mom Fall in Love With Edward because I love me some Counselor and I have yet to read a story of hers I haven't at least liked if not out and out loved. I'm not sure if this story has been brought up already I've been a bit remiss in keeping up with every post, I'll admit to having skimmed in places....*coughwhenHPandJ&Bficsarediscussedcough*

Me and Mom Fall in Love With Edward
Summary: Bella and Mom live together. No one has lived next door since the
murder that happened there in 1997. One day Bella looks out her window and a
compellingly handsome man is moving in. Bella doesn't date. But Mom is a
serial dater on Match. When Mom gets a load of Edward he becomes the focus of
all her attention. It's complicated. Bella is 27, Edward 37 and Mom is 45.

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Hmm. Should I admit that I am a beta for the second installment of the Movie Star series? I find it mostly a cute story. And my job is to catch the SPaG errors the other beta's miss. I will say, I am not a writer, so though I sometimes comment on how a story reads, I am not all that good at giving suggestions for fixing the problems. And she does have more lemons than I am used to. Being as how my other two stories have no lemons so far....

But it is fun. And it is Actorward. She is improving the more she writes also.

I saw the Me and Mom date Edward and thought, what a trainwreck. Though I never thought maybe he was older and Bella wasn't a teen. I mean, I moved out as soon as I turned 18, so I tend to think others do too....

I'm pretty much finished with Touching Solitude. I would definitely rec it. I'm reading the Fandom Fights Leukemia outtakes right now. She glosses over the changing of Bella. I wouldn't have minded more of that. But then it would have been a thousand pages..... Oh wait! It probably is that long already.....

Matron · « **Reply #5246 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:00 PM »

Back to fanfic, eh? Well, I got bored with my reread of Colliding Meteors (errors really stand out on a reread, whereas on a first read you're just blown away by the plot and characters), so I put it aside and started rereading A Moment Changes Everything by Heavyinfinity. Yes, more non-canon in the canon thread, but it's what I'm reading.

I also saw a lovely picture of Draco and Harry on one of those Cassie Clare links I posted, so now I'm thinking of breaking my HP fanfic cherry, and hunting up some good Draco/Harry slash.

Matron · « **Reply #5247 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:01 PM »

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It sure does...I have to admit that I'd not eaten today, so when I came to my computer and saw the 'wahala' that had erupted on Goodread, Amazon (though I didn't really believe it until I came and checked on here; cos, you know, Twidom can be cray cray and this is the 'sane' oasis) etc, that, coupled with low blood sugar almost gave me a stroke!...Having now had something to eat...Yeah, I'm still f*cking pissed. BUT! In the words of Scarlet O'Hara 'tomorrow is another say!'

I read Last Call over the last few days..really liked it and then I read How To Date A Movie Star and wanted to slit my wrists. Great premiss, so much potential, would have made a fab story but IMO this author didn't have the writing chops to pull it off...you know who would have done an amazing job? KiyaRaven! And How To Date not only has a sequel (How to Marry a Movie Star)but a third instalment ( How to Live With A Movie Star) as well...sorry, but I just can't; nope, not doing it....

Author Bella Swan crashes into movie star and muse Edward Cullen, and the two will never be the same again. Can they survive book tours, old flames, jealousy and Hollywood together? Part 1 of 3 in the series. A/H. Rated M for Lemons, Language and everything in-between.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,801 - Reviews: 1,619 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 05-30-13 - Published: 01-28-13 - Status: Complete - id: 8955457

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Oh! I've also started following Counselor's new Story Me and Mom Fall in Love With Edward because I love me some Counselor and I have yet to read a story of hers I haven't at least liked if not out and out loved. I'm not sure if this story has been brought up already I've been a bit remiss in keeping up with every post, I'll admit to having skimmed in places....*coughwhenHPandJ&Bficsarediscussedcough*

Me and Mom Fall in Love With Edward
Summary: Bella and Mom live together. No one has lived next door since the
murder that happened there in 1997. One day Bella looks out her window and a
compellingly handsome man is moving in. Bella doesn't date. But Mom is a
serial dater on Match. When Mom gets a load of Edward he becomes the focus of
all her attention. It's complicated. Bella is 27, Edward 37 and Mom is 45.

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Am I the only one really grossed out by the mental image of Edward and Renee??

deranged_dreamer · « **Reply #5248 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:10 PM »

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Am I the only one really grossed out by the mental image of Edward and Renee??

I'm afraid to star this fic because of it.

Ewww

Ellachanted · « **Reply #5249 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:18 PM »

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Am I the only one really grossed out by the mental image of Edward and Renee??

No, not at all....Trainwreck remember? LOL! I can picture Renee wanting Edward, but him wanting her? Never!

Chilibabe · « **Reply #5250 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:23 PM »

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Am I the only one really grossed out by the mental image of Edward and Renee??

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I'm afraid to star this fic because of it.

Ewww

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No, not at all....Trainwreck remember? LOL! I can picture Renee wanting Edward, but him wanting her? Never!

I think we need a brave prereader for that...

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #5251 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:40 PM »

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I think we need a brave prereader for that...

I would volunteer, but you ladies know I'm weird with what I like and read, I'm the girl who doesn't mind if B/E bite the bullet, the likelihood is that I'll read it, love the weirdness and you ladies will go in read and

But from what I've read from Counselor so far it always end up B/E, right? I've never read her pull a bait and switch...The other point is I never read wips so it'll be a while before I get to it...

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Hmm. Should I admit that I am a beta for the second installment of the Movie Star series? I find it mostly a cute story. And my job is to catch the SPaG errors the other beta's miss. I will say, I am not a writer, so though I sometimes comment on how a story reads, I am not all that good at giving suggestions for fixing the problems. And she does have more lemons than I am used to. Being as how my other two stories have no lemons so far....

But it is fun. And it is Actorward. She is improving the more she writes also.

I saw the Me and Mom date Edward and thought, what a trainwreck. Though I never thought maybe he was older and Bella wasn't a teen. I mean, I moved out as soon as I turned 18, so I tend to think others do too....

I'm pretty much finished with Touching Solitude. I would definitely rec it. I'm reading the Fandom Fights Leukemia outtakes right now. She glosses over the changing of Bella. I wouldn't have minded more of that. But then it would have been a thousand pages..... Oh wait! It probably is that long already.....

I've only read Date so I can't comment on the rest but...should I continue? Do you really think she get better Ella...she's used 'shutters' and all sorts in Date...

Caro · « **Reply #5252 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:45 PM »

I am bored. I have loads of fics on the go but nothing is really grabbing me.

Caro · « **Reply #5253 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:47 PM »

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Am I the only one really grossed out by the mental image of Edward and Renee??

If you found that tough, what about Leah and Charlie?

DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #5254 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:48 PM »

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If you found that tough, what about Leah and Charlie?

What story is that?!

Bloody hell that's a stretch!

Caro · « **Reply #5255 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:55 PM »

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What story is that?! Bloody hell that's a stretch!

Damn, the name of the author is on the tip of my tongue. I tried searching FF but the search filters are horrible.

Chilibabe · « **Reply #5256 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:59 PM »

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Damn, the name of the author is on the tip of my tongue. I tried searching FF but the search filters are horrible.

It's one of the pairings of the Mating Imperative, that Belly/Embry imprint stories...

Caro, who was the author?

Great stories, when you like pack stories...

Caro · « **Reply #5257 on:** September 23, 2013, 03:03 PM »

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Damn, the name of the author is on the tip of my tongue. I tried searching FF but the search filters are horrible.

Bounces. I remember now it was by a very good author LJ Summers - Never Saw That Coming You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login (I did a google search and there are a fair few fics with the pairing, who knew?)

PS. I am a admirer of LJ Summers, it was her From the Wings, that got me hooked into FF in the first place.

Chilibabe · « **Reply #5258 on:** September 23, 2013, 03:05 PM »

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Bounces. I remember now it was by a very good author LJ Summers - Never Saw That Coming You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login (I did a google search and there are a fair few fics with the pairing, who knew?)

PS. I am a admirer of LJ Summers, it was her From the Wings, that got me hooked into FF in the first place.

Yep, that's who I meant!

Love her...

Caro · « **Reply #5259 on:** September 23, 2013, 03:05 PM »

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It's one of the pairings of the Mating Imperative, that Belly/Embry imprint stories...
Caro, who was the author?

Great stories, when you like pack stories...

It is LJ Summers but she doesn't only write pack stories I am glad to say.

Caro · « **Reply #5260 on:** September 23, 2013, 03:07 PM »

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Yep, that's who I meant!

Love her...

So do I. She is another published author but keeps that very quiet, so shhhhhhh.

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