Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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I tried searching but couldn't find it.  Could someone remind me of the website where you can create an epub/pdf from a blog?  I'll bookmark it this time.

FYI for the future, I try to put these useful websites in the miscellaneous section of the Index of uploaded Twilight stories, so you can find it there.

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I don't know why I held off on reading this one for as long as I did, and I'd love to know if she'd written more than one fic!

This had the most supreme UST that I think I'd ever read, was extreme angst but was also just beautiful.

If you haven't read it, I highly recommend.

Edward is a 27-year-old alcoholic/addict struggling with his recovery. Bella is a 23-year-old who's moved back home after college. This fic chronicles how they meet, fall in love, and struggle with the complexities of their relationship. Not nearly as maudlin as it sounds (I hope).

Rated NC-17 for graphic (and sometimes non-romantic) sex, drug and alcohol use and abuse, profane language, and brief (very brief) suicidal ideation (although NO suicide attempts). No sexual assault, no cutting.

Thanks for this rec. 

This is an AMAZING story!

I can't stand this - and it's weird, but I actually find it more offensive when girls call their friends these derogatory terms, than when guys say them about a random stranger! I think it's because, when women say this about themselves, it's almost like they're giving permission to others to say it, and it also numbs the negative connotations associated with these words.

That said, I have a bad habit of calling my friends "Bitch" if I've been drinking - male and female - and, during my Breaking Bad marathon, I have laughed every time Jesse says it. LOL.

Now I feel like such a hypocrite! 

It does terrible things to me - so I keep watching it...over and over and over...

I love how he's so predatory and then, in the blink of an eye, there's a laugh and a smile from both of them.

I know what you mean hun, my nephews think it's okay to call girl/women bitches etc because nearly every girl they know calls each other it.
I hate it but I've been known on occasion calling my friends and yes my daughter a Tw*t Waffle but the difference is that I say it with love. 
OMG, I love Breaking Bad. 

Tumblr is a gateway drug. RD and Matron are the dealers.

And Booked is our resident Mistress of P0rn! 

I attempt to limit my tumblr and pinterest time. I visit for a few minutes, but then an hour later...

the Pretty, cute baby animal, p0rn, recipe, the Pretty, p0rn, the Pretty, flowers, the Pretty, p0rn, landscape, p0rn, the Pretty, p0rn, nice shoes, the Pretty, p0rn, jewellery, the Pretty, p0rn, , the Pretty...

Can't you do it here? I mean, it might be "off topic", but it's not like we really stick to topic all the time anyway. I know I've mentioned real books here and no-one arrested me.

I've not ventured onto pinterest yet as I know I'll no doubt be hooked in no time. 

I'm addicted to gay p0rn and pretty much involving two guys. 

Thank bejezus am not the only one addicted to p0rn, gay or otherwise. 
Do you have links to the actual videos in your tumbler? Maybe you know the names of the gay guys and i can do a search 

we were stuck in the hospital most of this afternoon waiting for my ultrasound, so I've only just got on here.

Hey, hope everything is ok with you and the baby. 

Do you know the gender (somehow, i get a feeling if i asked, "do you know the sex", i will elicit some smirks and sly comments )

Thank bejezus am not the only one addicted to p0rn, gay or otherwise. 
Do you have links to the actual videos in your tumbler? Maybe you know the names of the gay guys and i can do a search 

Hey, hope everything is ok with you and the baby. 

Do you know the gender (somehow, i get a feeling if i asked, "do you know the sex", i will elicit some smirks and sly comments )

Lol, I think I have the links somewhere - I'll have a look and find out, as I live to give. 

I think you know me too well - the hubby knows what we're having but I've opted not to this time, even though the Doctor did write it down and put it in an envelope which I'm trying really hard not to open, even the hubby keeps tempting me. 

Just realized, why is

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Learn something new everyday!!
I really thought the F word was definitely one that wasn't allowed. 

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Maybe they don't want PTS to come up when people are doing internet searches on those words?

I forgot about Nal! Your theory might be right, LL! Never thought of that 

Sigh, it's 2am, should stop watching p0rn/tumbler now and get a few hours sleep before my work day begins...
Good night/good morning lovely ladies 

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I don't know why I held off on reading this one for as long as I did, and I'd love to know if she'd written more than one fic!

This had the most supreme UST that I think I'd ever read, was extreme angst but was also just beautiful.

If you haven't read it, I highly recommend.

Edward is a 27-year-old alcoholic/addict struggling with his recovery. Bella is a 23-year-old who's moved back home after college. This fic chronicles how they meet, fall in love, and struggle with the complexities of their relationship. Not nearly as maudlin as it sounds (I hope).

Rated NC-17 for graphic (and sometimes non-romantic) sex, drug and alcohol use and abuse, profane language, and brief (very brief) suicidal ideation (although NO suicide attempts). No sexual assault, no cutting.

Thanks for this rec. 

This is an AMAZING story!

I agree, however, either I am psychic or I have read this before!   

I can't remember how it ends though so, maybe I didn't finish it.

My reading time is extremely limited at the moment and having a stinking cold is not helping me.    

Just finished Chocolate Brown and Leather Whips - DS story with Bella the Domme.  Pretty good!! Lots of lemons!!! 

Ok signed up for Tumblr now to figure it all out.  RDMickey was easy to find

You did the deed huh?  I'll have to come find you. 

Evening all.  I am reading a fic that is really silly but I cannot help reading which is so annoying.  The characters meet and within 1 chapter are at it like rabbits. Why am I doing this to myself?   

What's the name of the fic? Despite the seemingly lack of morals of the characters, is it any good? Or we shouldn't bother?