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Thread #7 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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No chemistry is putting it mildly!  No spark at all, I absolutely hate to say this and will probably have to run and hide for saying it, but Jamie isn't sexy to me in ANY of the clips.  He's a very sexy guy, but it doesn't come across in the movie clips.
I have to admit I prefer my baby Jamie looks better when he has a beard or stubble.
It feels like that Jamie and Dakota are just "calling it in".  :(

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I have to admit I prefer my baby Jamie looks better when he has a beard or stubble.
It feels like that Jamie and Dakota are just "calling it in".  :(

Or just trying too hard to replicate what they think the characters are like and missing who the characters are.  Does that makes any sense?!.
 
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Or just trying too hard to replicate what they think the characters are like and missing who the characters are.  Does that makes any sense?!.
That totally makes sense hun and couldn't agree more.  :)
 

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I'm back my lovelies.
I was hoping to get on here yesterday but had to stay in hospital until last night as I had a bit of a reaction to the anaesthesia due to the meds I take, they're not sure if it was the Ritalin or Prozac which caused it and apparently I should of been told not take either for at least 24hrs before my op, either way I'm finally home.
The only good thing about staying hospital for nearly two days was that I managed to read a whole fic ( :dance: :dance:)

I am glad all went well minus the reaction to the anaesthesia.   :-*
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Oh I prefer older. It felt all weird when I first started Perving over Rob back in 2009. I mean he is 2 yrs older than MY SON. Plus hubs is 49. I would much rather read 30s+ rather than H.S. fics. It is down right hilarious to read some of the lemons and they are all of 18.  There is no way an 18-23 year old has the knowledge nor the experience in that department. They may think they do, but compared to decades of experience. No wayyyyyyyyyyy.  In my experience, the younger ones don't last 10 seconds and haven't learned the true art of foreplay women need. It takes awhile to learn, to experiment, to get confident, and learn where all our hidden buttons are. Plus each woman is different.

Young.....



20's



30's plus

   

Now off to read olderward. lol  :dance:

I'm 26, I like older Edward but I remember those high school days vividly.  8) also Rob is Hot. :P
 
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I'm really behind on here... but I just saw this...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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 >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
 

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I am glad all went well minus the reaction to the anaesthesia.   :-*
Thanks hun.  :-*

The hubby thought I needed cheering up earlier and he showed me this, trying not to laugh is really difficult especially the elevator scene.  :P :P
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Thanks hun.  :-*

The hubby thought I needed cheering up earlier and he showed me this, trying not to laugh is really difficult especially the elevator scene.  :P :P
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The bare chested lego Christian is particularly entertaining!
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Thanks hun.  :-*

The hubby thought I needed cheering up earlier and he showed me this, trying not to laugh is really difficult especially the elevator scene.  :P :P
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LMAO!!!  This is probably better than the actual movie...the casting is certainly better.
 
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The bare chested lego Christian is particularly entertaining!
Definitely hun.  :D :D :D
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LMAO!!!  This is probably better than the actual movie...the casting is certainly better.

Lol, the actings better as well and I think there's more chemistry between Lego Ana and Lego Christian than the movie couple.  :P :P :D :D
 

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Saw on facebook. I was laughing so I had to share. I totally thought of poor Loopy's nose.

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Fifty shades of lumbar sprain...ninjas are sexy...

 :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
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CharReader - Charles is replacing Benedict Cumberbach who has a scheduling problem with another movie (Marvel's Dr. Strange).  Filming will begin this summer.  Brad Pitt is one of the producers.  I really wanted to see Benedict in this role.

See... and I'd rather see Charles  >:D
 
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Thank god I DVR nearly all my stuff as I just fast forward all the ads and anythig that bores me about it.  :D
Hopefully once it's released it'll all die down, but from the clips I've seen there's no chemistry and the acting make Twilight look Oscar worthy.  :P :P

Glad you are home and on the mend!!!  :-*

I would die without my DVR! I have zero patience for commericials since the FF button on my remote has spoiled me rotten. :)

 :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: I was just thinking this earlier today!!! The chemistry seems so awkward, and the acting...  :-\
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Glad you are home and on the mend!!!  :-*

I would die without my DVR! I have zero patience for commericials since the FF button my remote has spoiled me rotten. :)

 :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: I was just thinking this earlier today!!! The chemistry seems so awkward, and the acting...  :-\
Thanks hun, I'm like you hun and would die without my DVR. I hardly ever watch live TV anymore and when I do I find myself trying to fast forward bits half the time no wonder the FF buttons nearly worn out.  :D :D

It's a shame really as my baby is a good actor (not being biased - honest  :D) in what I've seen him in so far, I can't comment about Dakota as I've never watched her in anything but if I was basing it on what I've seen of FSoG so far is not good (that's putting it politely).  :o :(
 
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:'( :'( :'(

I'm sad to say that for the rest of the month, I can't watch a talk or entertainment show.  I know there are many many people who can't wait to see the FSoG movie, but I am definitely not one of them.  I am SO sick of the references and teasers.  The movie clips are horrible. I  turned on the TODAY show and there was EL James, turned to Access Hollywood only to see clips of the first time seeing the Red Room and "I don't do romance" - both of which looked stupid. I am so sick of the exploitation of this story.

I enjoyed when MotU and fanfiction was a guilty pleasure, but now since FSoG exploded MotU is spoiled for me. I still love my fanfic, but I think 50 made many mediocre Fanfiction writers think they too can make millions like she did.  I also believe since 50 being exposed as starting in fanfic, the Twifanfic world which was already slowing with the end of the movies, slowed even further.

Am I making any sense?

Thank you for allowing me to rant.

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I can't agree more with you about this. I totally blame Icy for someone like Redtini thinking she should run off and publish her *coughrubbishcough* fics. Icy wasn't by any means the best FF writer of her time and so now every Tina, Daisy and Mediocre thinks they can do it to...


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I think OBL posted the magazine cover with Jamie and Dakota (or whatever her name is) the other day.  The first thing I thought was that they didn't even have enough chemistry for the magazine cover.  The lack of chemistry has been clear in the movie trailers.
 

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:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

I'm glad I am not the only one that feels this way. 

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I have to admit I prefer my baby Jamie looks better when he has a beard or stubble.
It feels like that Jamie and Dakota are just "calling it in".  :(

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That totally makes sense hun and couldn't agree more.  :)

All I know is that before they cast Jamie there wasn't a chance in hell I was going to watch that movie. Ever. Just. No. Now with Jamie I'll download it and watch it with a bag of popcorn at home...Is Jamie the best Grey they could have cast? Nope. Who would have been? No one. He's a fan fiction hybrid based on a character that started life as an uptight vampire....We have discovered in the past that half of us don't even picture RP when we read the name 'Edward' and he played Edward! So how could they ever get Grey right?!  :o :D

Loopy! You well babe? Glad to see you up and about.

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I'm really behind on here... but I just saw this...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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 >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

Is it terrible that I was more interested in the comments on this page...don't ask me how I got here from your link...This kind of internet media 'news' is the Devil!  >:(

Though I do have to ask, how do you replace Cumberbatch with Hunnam?  :o Two more different actors I can't imagine...What? Did they just need a British accent? If that's the case half the UK could do it!


Can you lovely Americans tell me what is going on with your US newspersons? Brian Williams on NBC News lying about being in combat in Iraq and Steve Emerson a couple of weeks ago on Fox talking about the UK that “There are actual cities like Birmingham that are totally Muslim where non-Muslims just simply don’t go in,”!  Birmingham?! What?! Craazzzy :D :D :D
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Hey can anyone rec a good M rated EXB fic where Jacob is the bad guy and EXB get their HEA?
 
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Hey can anyone rec a good M rated EXB fic where Jacob is the bad guy and EXB get their HEA?

Have you read Million Dollar Baby by clpsuperstar?
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I can't agree more with you about this. I totally blame Icy for someone like Redtini thinking she should run off and publish her *coughrubbishcough* fics. Icy wasn't by any means the best FF writer of her time and so now every Tina, Daisy and Mediocre thinks they can do it to...

 

All I know is that before they cast Jamie there wasn't a chance in hell I was going to watch that movie. Ever. Just. No. Now with Jamie I'll download it and watch it with a bag of popcorn at home...Is Jamie the best Grey they could have cast? Nope. Who would have been? No one. He's a fan fiction hybrid based on a character that started life as an uptight vampire....We have discovered in the past that half of us don't even picture RP when we read the name 'Edward' and he played Edward! So how could they ever get Grey right?!  :o :D

Loopy! You well babe? Glad to see you up and about.

Is it terrible that I was more interested in the comments on this page...don't ask me how I got here from your link...This kind of internet media 'news' is the Devil!  >:(

Though I do have to ask, how do you replace Cumberbatch with Hunnam?  :o Two more different actors I can't imagine...What? Did they just need a British accent? If that's the case half the UK could do it!
I'm with you hun, I wasn't gonna watch it at all but as soon as my baby was cast I decided I had to watch it but it's a book/fic I that could of really done without ever being made into a film and I've said it so many times before that it's getting boring but if you wanna see a decent BDSM film watch Secretary.
But you can't watch it and not come away knowing that EL James has watched it as well.  :(
Well Edward is called Edward Gray in it after all.  :P :P :D :D

Thanks hun, I'm okay suffering with a constant headache as I can't keep my glasses on (so I'm blind as a bat as well  :D) at the moment and looking very sexy with my two black eyes, swollen face and packed nose.  :P :P

Charlie and Benedict are like apples and oranges in every single way, you'd think that if you're going to replace an actor you would try and find someone who's similar to the previous one in a certain way even if it's the way they thought the character would be as you never make a film without having an idea of what each character is going to be like and then the actor/actress adds to that.
 
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Have you read Million Dollar Baby by clpsuperstar?

 >:D >:D >:D

That's a good one!!
 
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Can you lovely Americans tell me what is going on with your US newspersons? Brian Williams on NBC News lying about being in combat in Iraq and Steve Emerson a couple of weeks ago on Fox talking about the UK that “There are actual cities like Birmingham that are totally Muslim where non-Muslims just simply don’t go in,”!  Birmingham?! What?! Craazzzy :D :D :D

Exact reasons I no longer watch the news. TV news is just laughable!
 
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