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Thread #6 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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ugh, I am sitting here giving my self a gel polish manicure and I need another story to read. I have lots on my favs list and on the TBR list, but the problem is, I don't know what I feel like reading. Anyone else ever have that happen? What do you do to remedy it?
I usually pick a category on my Kindle and start reading the first thing that grabs my attention. Usually I read a few pages, if it doesn't grab me? On to the next story. Eventually something clicks. Otherwise I look for stuff by favorite authors or reread a favorite.

I should say things on my Kindle have usually been rec'd here or on Facebook.  ;)
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I'd sure hope that a teenage boy is happy enough playing with his peen in the shower to keep it clean...  ;)
Hmmm, considering many use soap as a lubricant?  I'm sure they are pretty clean at that age. :D :D :D :D
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I browse.  Sometimes I brows recs here, sometimes story searches and answers from the 152 thread, sometimes it's the completed fic list on ffn or my favorites list on one of the sites which is really a mix of favorites and TBR and WIPs I'm following.  Something usually catches my eye fairly quickly.


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I usually pick a category on my Kindle and start reading the first thing that grabs my attention. Usually I read a few pages, if it doesn't grab me? On to the next story. Eventually something clicks. Otherwise I look for stuff by favorite authors or reread a favorite.

I should say things on my Kindle have usually been rec'd here or on Facebook.  ;)


Thanks for the suggestions  :-* . I found a short story to read quickly and am going to start one of the stories off my favs lists.
 
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« Reply #1024 on: June 22, 2014, 08:22 PM »
I mentioned before circumcision is a rite of passage for catholics. my 11 yr old son was circumcized last April. so i have seen an uncircd one up close. prior to determining if he was 'ready', his pedia would instruct him to retract and clean it while he is taking a bath. hopefully, he didnt enjoy that too much at his young age  :P

but he really is still such a 'baby'. i had to clean up his peen wounds the first few days. he has no malice in showing it to me or his dad to see if it was healing. i do know that 'cottage cheese' that Loopy mentioned bec my son had some mucus from the ointment on the wound. since it was still swollen, he didnt want to clean it vigorously the first week. now, that should not be an issue for him anymore  :) which reminds me, maybe i should take a look at his peen tonight to see the end result.  ;D :-\ As i was warned by the doc and male relatives who went through it, it really swells like a tomato the first week or so from getting cut. :o My husband got a bit freaked out when he first saw it bec he couldnt remember his own circumcision anymore ( well, he is the worrier and panicker in the family). Good thing he got my glare so he didnt cause my son to worry. as long as he wasnt in pain (thank god for antibiotics and pain relievers) and a trusty cup to cover it, my son was none the worse for wear and was ok after the 1st week :)
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Re: circumcision
« Reply #1025 on: June 22, 2014, 08:29 PM »
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I mentioned before circumcision is a rite of passage for catholics. my 11 yr old son was circumcized last April. so i have seen an uncircd one up close. prior to determining if he was 'ready', his pedia would instruct him to retract and clean it while he is taking a bath. hopefully, he didnt enjoy that too much at his young age  :P

but he really is still such a 'baby'. i had to clean up his peen wounds the first few days. he has no malice in showing it to me or his dad to see if it was healing. i do know that 'cottage cheese' that Loopy mentioned bec my son had some mucus from the ointment on the wound. since it was still swollen, he didnt want to clean it vigorously the first week. now, that should not be an issue for him anymore  :) which reminds me, maybe i should take a look at his peen tonight to see the end result.  ;D :-\ As i was warned by the doc and male relatives who went through it, it really swells like a tomato the first week or so from getting cut. :o My husband got a bit freaked out when he first saw it bec he couldnt remember his own circumcision anymore ( well, he is the worrier and panicker in the family). Good thing he got my glare so he didnt cause my son to worry. as long as he wasnt in pain (thank god for antibiotics and pain relievers) and a trusty cup to cover it, my son was none the worse for wear.  :)

Being neither Jewish nor Catholic, I'm relieved to say we didn't have to wait for any particular ceremonial time.  So both my boys were snipped about two days after birth and there was very little trauma involved for anyone. Whew!
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« Reply #1026 on: June 22, 2014, 08:36 PM »
i couldn't in all conscience attach this comment to my story on my son's circumcision.  :P
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Re: circumcision
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Being neither Jewish nor Catholic, I'm relieved to say we didn't have to wait for any particular ceremonial time.  So both my boys were snipped about two days after birth and there was very little trauma involved for anyone. Whew!

i don't know why we didn't decide to have it done when he was born. there was no real 'ritual or ceremony'. It's just done when they are around 11 yrs old, supposed to signify he is moving toward manhood. but the way kids are acting at that age here, they really are still babies. guess in the cities, the ritual is lost as it is done by doctors. in the provinces, a local medicine man does the chop chop and several kids line up to have it done then they each take a running jump in a pond or lake, that being the ritual there.  :P

 
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Being brought up Catholic in the US, males are not required to be circumcised at any time.  As far as I know, it's only a Jewish custom here. That said, doctors used to - or maybe still do - encourage it. But mothers are being told it's not a requirement now.  Probably the openness of the hippie generation. My mom's generation didn't talk about it. ;)
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Re: circumcision
« Reply #1029 on: June 22, 2014, 09:03 PM »
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i don't know why we didn't decide to have it done when he was born. there was no real 'ritual or ceremony'. It's just done when they are around 11 yrs old, supposed to signify he is moving toward manhood. but the way kids are acting at that age here, they really are still babies. guess in the cities, the ritual is lost as it is done by doctors. in the provinces, a local medicine man does the chop chop and several kids line up to have it done then they each take a running jump in a pond or lake, that being the ritual there.  :P
Yeah, this definitely wouldn't go over here. Boys showing their peens to other boys an getting chop chopped?  Can't see that happening. :D :D :D :D :D

It's our puritan roots. ;)
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My husband insisted that our son be cut, because his little brother got some kind of infection when he was a kid, because their mom didn't keep his skin clean or something.

My dad was accidentally circumcised as an adult, due to a welding accident. I don't know the details, just that a spark went awry, and he goes commando, and got burnt. :confounded: :undecided:
 
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My husband insisted that our son be cut, because his little brother got some kind of infection when he was a kid, because their mom didn't keep his skin clean or something.

My dad was accidentally circumcised as an adult, due to a welding accident. I don't know the details, just that a spark went awry, and he goes commando, and got burnt. :confounded: :undecided:
Because you really want to know that your dad goes commando!   *covers eyes and cringes*

It's funny. I will never meet Demaris's PA (or Loopy's husband for that matter)  so hearing what they look like isn't TMI to me. But knowing that about my father or brothers?  Yeah, no.   :-\ :P :-X :o

Not that your father actually counts for me.  ;)  :-*
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Because you really want to know that your dad goes commando!   *covers eyes and cringes*

It's funny. I will never meet Demaris's PA (or Loopy's husband for that matter)  so hearing what they look like isn't TMI to me. But knowing that about my father or brothers?  Yeah, no.   :-\ :P :-X :o

Not that your father actually counts for me.  ;)  :-*

Unfortunately, my dad liked to wear either really ratty jeans, or cut off jean shorts in summer. I learned he went commando before I even knew what it meant. Talk about scarred for life, seeing your dad's peen peeking out at you, ewww!
 
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Unfortunately, my dad liked to wear either really ratty jeans, or cut off jean shorts in summer. I learned he went commando before I even knew what it meant. Talk about scarred for life, seeing your dad's peen peeking out at you, ewww!

Ewwww indeed! How traumatic it must have been for you  :D :D

that's like the ad to a p0rn site, a gym instructor teaching two girls and when he squats, it peeks out to say hello  :P and it was a gif  :D :D

either your dad's shorts are really short, or he is well endowed. again, ewww for you but quite interesting for non-relatives, specially when it happened when he was much younger  :D :D
 
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OMG, my mum used to tell me the same stuff but I think that by time she had me she was just throwing around any type of old wife's tales she had heard as she didn't really know much about raising a girl.  :D
I still finish my showers with a cold blast....It get the blood flow going and wakes me up in the mornings.  :P

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I can't tell you how many dudes I've been with where I've wanted to shout "Cottage Cheese!" And then promptly vomit on them.  :sign0137: :sign0137:

Oh God....'Cottage Cheese', the worse, I've not been with many uncut peens but I downright refuse to give them a BJ.

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As far as I know, it's only a Jewish custom here.

All Muslim boys are circumcised also.  In England the doctors used to give you a choice at the hospital when you had a boy until about 20-25 years ago then they stopped doing it as routine and now if you want it you have to pay for it privately....or get the Jewish rabbi to come round and do it...Which is what most of my girl-friends and cousins have done...

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i couldn't in all conscience attach this comment to my story on my son's circumcision.  :P
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Yeah, I can see why you held that back from your previous post....:D

Honestly you ladies are the best Monday pick-me-up there is.. :D :D :D
 
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Re: An Honest Liar
« Reply #1035 on: June 23, 2014, 08:26 AM »
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Kimkimkim right about Archer's voice it's such a great read - I think I might have to re-read it now I'm thinking about it.

You lucky biatch not only do you have a hot hubby (and Mr PA on the side  :D) you've watched X-Men and I really wanna see it but the hubby keeps refusing to go as he wants to see 3 Days To Kill instead.  ::) ::)
So I think I'm gonna have to *cough*d/l it*cough* :P :P

3 Days to kill was actually a pretty good movie  :-*
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My husband insisted that our son be cut, because his little brother got some kind of infection when he was a kid, because their mom didn't keep his skin clean or something.

My dad was accidentally circumcised as an adult, due to a welding accident. I don't know the details, just that a spark went awry, and he goes commando, and got burnt. :confounded: :undecided:
Your poor Dad, just the thought has my eyes watering.
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Because you really want to know that your dad goes commando!   *covers eyes and cringes*

It's funny. I will never meet Demaris's PA (or Loopy's husband for that matter)  so hearing what they look like isn't TMI to me. But knowing that about my father or brothers?  Yeah, no.   :-\ :P :-X :o

Not that your father actually counts for me.  ;)  :-*
I totally know what you mean knowing about other peeps siblings, parents etc being cut, well endowed etc is fine but knowing about your own family is just wrong, but I get the feeling we all know a bit too much about our own familys particulars anyway.  :D :D
I know that my eldest brother was cut as my Mum pulled up his zipper when he was toddler and caught him in it.  :astonished: :astonished:
Apparently he would of been alright but it was when the Dr went to pull the zip back down it tore him even more, he had to pee while using a toilet roll tube for about a week afterwards.  :D :D :D
I also know my Dad's cut but that's because he's Jewish.
No amount of brain bleach will remove this info unfortunately.  :( :P :P
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I still finish my showers with a cold blast....It get the blood flow going and wakes me up in the mornings.  :P

Oh God....'Cottage Cheese', the worse, I've not been with many uncut peens but I downright refuse to give them a BJ.

Lol, that's one way to wake yourself up I suppose.  :D :D
I like giving BJ's but I stopped for a while after a particularly bad experience, it's lucky I met the hubby not long after that as I'm sure I would of completely stopped otherwise.  :D :D
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3 Days to kill was actually a pretty good movie  :-*
What Kevin Costner in a good movie? I never thought I'd hear that sentence again.  :D :D
 
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« Reply #1037 on: June 23, 2014, 10:55 AM »
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3 Days to kill was actually a pretty good movie  :-*

Really? Because the BBC's Mark Kermode ( film critic) says its a piece of crap...
 
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Really? Because the BBC's Mark Kermode ( film critic) says its a piece of crap...
That's more like it.  :D :D :D

Oh Booked, just when I thought I couldn't love ya anymore you go and rec TCC - I'm about 1/2 way through it and really enjoying it.
I laughed so much when
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It reminded me of when me and the hubby first got together and he used to get freaked out when this stuff happened, now we just carry on.  :D :D
 
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Really? Because the BBC's Mark Kermode ( film critic) says its a piece of crap...

I enjoyed it, It was action packed and through it all
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.  I also don't go by what critics think.
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I enjoyed it, It was action packed and through it all
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.  I also don't go by what critics think.
Normally I'd agree but we like the same sort of films Mark and I, so....He has yet to steer me wrong. And I have to agree with Loopy, Costner hasn't made a decent film in, what? 20 years? I'll pass.... :)

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That's more like it.  :D :D :D

Oh Booked, just when I thought I couldn't love ya anymore you go and rec TCC - I'm about 1/2 way through it and really enjoying it.
I laughed so much when
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It reminded me of when me and the hubby first got together and he used to get freaked out when this stuff happened, now we just carry on.  :D :D

It was a pretty good read I must say and it has a decently written Bella, which is always a plus!  :D

Now I just don't know what to read next...FF or RB? *sigh* I might go back and continue the In Death series....I still have about 100,000,000 more to read... :D

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