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Offline Ellachanted

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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Offline Astro2009

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Yes, I have Irish in me.  My Grandma's maiden name is O'Donnell.
And, unfortunately, my husband isn't Irish so I won't have that kind in me.  ;D

Everyone is a little Irish on St Patrick's Day!

Best Irish joke?

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... 
 
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Everyone is a little Irish on St Patrick's Day!

Best Irish joke?

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... 

Best Irish joke I've ever heard!    :D
 
 
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Offline Astro2009

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You know that saying about buses?

I have been struggling for something decent to read and then Savage7289 finishes Caged and I get a copy of In Flight by RK Lilley.  Decisions, decisions!

I can't think of any saying about a bus, but I do know the saying "When it rains, it pours".

I was between fics one night last week and was too lazy to transfer In Flight onto my e-reader (I had to get the cable out of the drawer - you know how hard that it!) then BAMM! Little Hell, Heirs & Heirlooms and Caged all finish up within a few days of each other!

Before I got the notifications, I started reading You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login by Kat097.

In a world where imprinting is the norm and to think of resisting it is to face social disgrace, Bella Swan finds herself facing the dilemma of whether she should follow her instincts or her beliefs. AU/AH

It is an alright fic! I had skimmed over it thinking it was a wolf fic, but it is all human, E/B and HEA. It's not overly long and SPaG is pretty good - the most frustrating part was the use of the phrase "I was sat". Then I read an a/n and thought it might be an English thing, and this morning I was reading another fic by an English author (*cough Lauren cough*) who used a similar phrase so it must be just some weird pommy thing!

I guess not every country can talk as goodly as us Aussies!
 
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I can't think of any saying about a bus, but I do know the saying "When it rains, it pours".

I was between fics one night last week and was too lazy to transfer In Flight onto my e-reader (I had to get the cable out of the drawer - you know how hard that it!) then BAMM! Little Hell, Heirs & Heirlooms and Caged all finish up within a few days of each other!

Before I got the notifications, I started reading You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login by Kat097.

In a world where imprinting is the norm and to think of resisting it is to face social disgrace, Bella Swan finds herself facing the dilemma of whether she should follow her instincts or her beliefs. AU/AH

It is an alright fic! I had skimmed over it thinking it was a wolf fic, but it is all human, E/B and HEA. It's not overly long and SPaG is pretty good - the most frustrating part was the use of the phrase "I was sat". Then I read an a/n and thought it might be an English thing, and this morning I was reading another fic by an English author (*cough Lauren cough*) who used a similar phrase so it must be just some weird pommy thing!

I guess not every country can talk as goodly as us Aussies!

I avoided this as imprinting always brings up the wolves - a no go for me.
 
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Offline Astro2009

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I avoided this as imprinting always brings up the wolves - a no go for me.

Completely wolf free - guaranteed!

No wolves, no vamps, about the only twilight cliche is that Bella buys a blue shirt.

The lemons are very subtle, so if you want hot and heavy, you'll need to go to a pound store.  :D
 
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Completely wolf free - guaranteed!

No wolves, no vamps, about the only twilight cliche is that Bella buys a blue shirt.

The lemons are very subtle, so if you want hot and heavy, you'll need to go to a pound store.  :D

If I wanted hot and heavy a pound store would be the last place I tried - things from there only seem to last for a little while before they fall apart - no good to me I'm afraid!

I might give this fic a go after I finish my extensive list.   ;)
 
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If you mean a visual reminder for the finger movement, this might help:

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I don't know what that one is - it looks like a variant on the shocker - a kinda nasty, scary variant. Perhaps we can call it "The Pattinson".

Yep, that's the visual. Pervs on the same page.
And so it shall be named henceforth, The Pattison.  I love it!

OMG, I misspelled Rob's surname. I'm going to burn for that! Pattinson, Pattinson, Pattinson , Pattinson Pattinson. Ok, I feel better now.
It's all this damn green beer, my brain is muddled.
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Offline Matron

I'm getting ready to hunt a specific fic, but I'm gonna ask here, maybe yall can cut down on my search time.

All I really remember is that it's Ah, Edward has just gotten out of prison and moved to the small town where Bella lives to rebuild his life. They meet and of course fall in love.

I'm thinking maaaaybe Bella had a kid, but I'm not sure on this one.

I'm going off what I remember of a blurb that looked interesting, I haven't read it, so I don't know any more deets.


ETA: Found it, Never mind!
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Offline Astro2009

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If I wanted hot and heavy a pound store would be the last place I tried - things from there only seem to last for a little while before they fall apart - no good to me I'm afraid!

I might give this fic a go after I finish my extensive list.   ;)

So long as they get the job done before they fall apart! >:D

Our junk shops/dollar store/$2 shops (inflation I guess!) all used to have names like "Crazy Clark's" or "Silly Solly's", but most of them went broke a few years ago. Now we have "The Warehouse" or "The Remnant Store" or "Dollars and Sense" - obviously trying to target a higher class of consumer!  ;)

And when do you expect to finish your extensive list - I'm planning for around 2050, provided no other fics get published between now and then!
 
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Yep, that's the visual. Pervs on the same page.
And so it shall be named henceforth, The Pattison.  I love it!

And on the seventh day the Pervs created The Pattinson.

And it was goooooood!!!
 
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Offline Eacalltheway

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And on the seventh day the Pervs created The Pattinson.

And it was goooooood!!!

Amen.

That's not blasphemous, is it?
 

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Yep, that's the visual. Pervs on the same page.
And so it shall be named henceforth, The Pattison.  I love it!

OMG, I misspelled Rob's surname. I'm going to burn for that! Pattinson, Pattinson, Pattinson , Pattinson Pattinson. Ok, I feel better now.
It's all this damn green beer, my brain is muddled.

Green beer??????

Stop drinking immediately   :D
 

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Green beer??????

Stop drinking immediately   :D

What else do you drink on St Patty's Day than green beer?

It's green going in and green going out!

Like midori - but midori never has the chance of being filtered through my kidneys. I throw up as soon as I smell it!

Green drinks are evil!
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Offline Astro2009

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I'm getting ready to hunt a specific fic, but I'm gonna ask here, maybe yall can cut down on my search time.

All I really remember is that it's Ah, Edward has just gotten out of prison and moved to the small town where Bella lives to rebuild his life. They meet and of course fall in love.

I'm thinking maaaaybe Bella had a kid, but I'm not sure on this one.

I'm going off what I remember of a blurb that looked interesting, I haven't read it, so I don't know any more deets.


ETA: Found it, Never mind!

And it was???

C'mon woman! This one IS your story to tell!!!
 
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Offline Astro2009

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Amen.

That's not blasphemous, is it?

Nothing to do with the pretty is blasphemous!

And if it is, we'll all burn in hell together...and won't that be fun!  :djparty:
 
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What else do you drink on St Patty's Day than green beer?

It's green going in and green going out!

Like midori - but midori never has the chance of being filtered through my kidneys. I throw up as soon as I smell it!

Green drinks are evil!

Guinness??

It looks so delicious but tastes like ass, don't even mention the after effects!
 
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Rob Down Under Update:

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The Courier Mail is my "local" newspaper - each state's capital city has it's own paper and the Courier is Queensland's.

Decent story on The Rover (Pattinson said he was intending to take the next three weeks off - road trip! road trip! road trip!) but also a link to a recipe for Bailey's Creme Brulee if you're looking for a classier way to celebrate St Patrick's Day than guzzling your own body weight in Guinness or green beer. 

 :singing
 
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Guinness??

It looks so delicious but tastes like ass, don't even mention the after effects!

I love Irish Guinness - I swear the stuff we get in cans over here tastes different - probably something to do with the water from the Liffey!

I can't even drink a full can of Guinness anymore - it's like having a meal of steak and potatoes in a can!
 
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And it was???

C'mon woman! This one IS your story to tell!!!

I'm pretty sure Matron was thinking of The Breakers by les16.  It was a good story.  I recommend it.
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Nothing to do with the pretty is blasphemous!

And if it is, we'll all burn in hell together...and won't that be fun!  :djparty:

If you're there Astro, I'm sure it'll be a party, whether the rest of us join you or not.
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