I think everyone who has read it recs it...

It is definitely laugh of loud funny, no angst there.  But it is great read.  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

And? I took 2 bites of dinner and was full.  Isn't it great? 

Except for the coughing jags that make me pee my pants. 

So I think I deserve a dunce cap for how long it took me to find this place...

Anyway, my name's Sam. ("Hi, Sam!") I'm relatively new to the Twilight/Twific world. (I literally just finished the books this past winter and am finally starting on the movies.)  I'm attempting to write some Twilight fanfiction, but it's not going well, so I won't link. (I'm turning 22 in a few weeks and haven't actually sat down to write anything since I was about 16. Getting back into the habit is slow going.) I'm starting my Twilight fanfiction addiction adventure with the extremely popular "Wide Awake". Anyone have suggestions on where to go from there?

Quick question from my deathbed - did we ever get Customsward or are we still waiting?

We are still waiting.

Hope you're feeling better soon.

So I think I deserve a dunce cap for how long it took me to find this place...

Anyway, my name's Sam. ("Hi, Sam!") I'm relatively new to the Twilight/Twific world. (I literally just finished the books this past winter and am finally starting on the movies.)  I'm attempting to write some Twilight fanfiction, but it's not going well, so I won't link. (I'm turning 22 in a few weeks and haven't actually sat down to write anything since I was about 16. Getting back into the habit is slow going.) I'm starting my Twilight fanfiction addiction adventure with the extremely popular "Wide Awake". Anyone have suggestions on where to go from there?

(I hear this is called character development, but the dunce cap means I don't have to speak like an intelligent person, so A to Z we go. )

I just inhaled 2 corn dogs on the way home from the store.  I'm so ashamed.   

Is she the Harry Potter girl?

I come on to see what you lot are talking about and what do I find??!!!  Astro, don't fancy the honey and ginger on everything.  I have heard of the Vicks on your feet, my nan used to do it, but my mum always dismissed it. Rickell, the Depends bit she mentions, is she talking about Tena??!!!!!

Ugg, stupid Fifty Shades of Grey!!! apparently there's a rumor that Emma Watson is going to be Anastasia.... Bunch of crap if you ask me,  I actually think that the idea of making that stupid book into a movie is ridiculous, but hey what do I know, people like it 

These are corn dogs, and in my opinion they taste horrible. Last I ate one I had a horrible experience (don't know what exactly) but I'm 100% sure I did.

Yes, I feel like if she does play Anastasia it will ruin her for me, and I like her... does that make sense in a non- creepy way?

Why are people so hooked on this bl**dy series. There are far better writers as far as I am concerned (Dariachenowith could give her a run for her money).  As far as long multi chap bdsm fics are concerned I think Tara Sue Me is better.  Just saying. 

Jeez! You girls are always so chatty on a Monday! (or a Sunday night, depending on where you are)

It's now 8 days until holidays, and I'm at a workshop for one of those days.

The down side is that we have our financial audit on Thursday and Friday of this week, and a P&C (PTA) meeting on Monday night - probably my 2 least favourite work-related activities.

I would take a class of 25 to 30 kids over anything to do with accounting and numbers.

Auditors are not my favourite people this week! Especially when we're supposed to get audited every year and our last audit was in 2010!

So glad that I don't need to work over my holidays! I am exhausted and the kids are too.

I always work during the holidays to prepare for the next term, usually 3-5 hours each day on average, but I don't have to deal with traffic, I can wear my pjs, and I can drink vodka while I do it!

And if I don't feel like doing any one day, I can do it the next - with no annoying kids, teachers or parents to interrupt me!

I hear you, loud and clear!

I can say this because I am a teacher, but teachers are the worst at taking criticism and correction, and have long memories for grudges!

You know that saying "Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach"?

It's usually doubly so for adult educators - if they are so good at whatever it is that they are teaching, then why are they teaching instead of doing it? I went to uni thinking that the lecturers must be amazing teachers if they were teaching me how to teach - big mistake! If they were to spend 10 minutes in a classroom, they would get eaten alive!

My advice would be just to let it go, unless there is an anonymous feedback at the end of the course. You never know when you might need advice from this guy.

Are his grammatical mistakes actually impacting on the content? If they are, then do something. If not, then just ignore it...or play Classroom Bingo. Write down all of his most common errors and everytime he does it, cross out a box. When you have crossed out all of the boxes, either shout bingo or have a shot.