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Thread #6 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

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You guys have made me really want to read Dusty now so I can have my own opinions on the story. Reading Trippin now and only in like 10%, so just barely getting involved with the characters. About to read in just a bit and looking forward to what this story will be about!!!
 
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Re: re: Dusty
« Reply #202 on: May 13, 2014, 06:47 AM »
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Well, I just finished reading Dusty.   I'm very glad that I took the leap of faith (Thanks, Demaris!) and read this.   It was really good.   Really sad and tragic, and not remotely fluffy, but I'm glad I read it.   I said earlier that I hadn't cried yet, but I did cry in Chapter 38... Don't read further if you don't want to have the ending spoiled...   I have  lot of thoughts on the ending! 

So, a long rambling post there but now after reading Dusty I understand why so many folks couldn't really say one way or another whether it ended with an HEA.   :)

Thanks for this!  :) After all the comments, i feel like i've "read" it myself without investing myself too much. I can just imagine the type of scenarios they faced in the story. It does sound like it was great writing and storytelling to have such strong emotions from the readers. But, a coked up HS Edward and an HEA up in the air? Definitely not my cup of tea.  :( :-\

I recall it was mentioned that Trippin' is a darkward and he is also into drugs as the summary states. Is this correct?

The only really angsty ones i read were Emancipation Proclamation and Offside. I loved them both despite the situations they were in. A lot of "sweet"/loving scenes were in there to satisfy me plus a clear cut HEA bec they ended up together.

I guess what am asking those who've read all 4 is if Trippin' is full of feel good/romantic scenes that compensates/makes the angst bearable? With a definite HEA?

Thanks in advance for giving your comment to my query!

Note: i finished My Home My Heart. Loved it as well. Not replacing any of my top 15 but it is one of the very good ones i'd also rec. Such a fluffy read with negligible angst, just what the doctor ordered for my current stress levels. Ta, lovelies, for the rec!  :-*

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Re: re: Dusty
« Reply #203 on: May 13, 2014, 09:31 AM »
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I recall it was mentioned that Trippin' is a darkward and he is also into drugs as the summary states. Is this correct?

The only really angsty ones i read were Emancipation Proclamation and Offside. I loved them both despite the situations they were in. A lot of "sweet"/loving scenes were in there to satisfy me plus a clear cut HEA bec they ended up together.

I guess what am asking those who've read all 4 is if Trippin' is full of feel good/romantic scenes that compensates/makes the angst bearable? With a definite HEA?

If you could make it through New Moon, you could handle Trippin'  :) It was not nearly as grueling to read as Dusty, EP or Offside, and most of the angst from what I can remember came from Edward himself. Without giving too much away, the angst is similar to New Moon with a lot of Edward continuing to chastise himself for the decisions he makes in an effort to "protect" Bella from harm.

My favorite angsty high school story is MrsSpaceCowboy's The Give Away Girl. It was really hard for me to get through, but the ending and outtakes were so worth it. That story is the one that I can relate to the most with each character just trying to figure out where they belong, outside of school and each other. So good! She has another story, Down Home that has the sweetest Edward ever, and I find myself rereading that story if I need to get out of a bad fic funk.

 

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Favorite Nicewards?
« Reply #204 on: May 13, 2014, 10:19 AM »
Now I'm feeling extra corny and wonder if you have a favorite story featuring an Edward that actually has his head on his shoulders and is cordial and polite, he can even have his own issues but doesn't take it out on those around him?

Here are some of min

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Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,201 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: Sep 12, 2013 - Published: Mar 4, 2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete

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Bella is running from her life when it takes an unexpected detour, To Amish Country in rural Iowa where she finds sanctuary with a caring family. And meets a man who draws her into his world. Welcome to the world of Amishward.

I actually haven't finished In Your World. I've got about 50 pages left and just can't bring myself to read them, and haven't since November.

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On our first night away at college, Bella Swan, thinking the room was her own, drunkenly stumbled into my bed. She was broken and I wanted to fix her. I loved her for four years before she left. Never did I expect her to come back, but she surprised me.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Angst - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,479 - Reviews: 1,475 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: Nov 3, 2011 - Published: Nov 2, 2010 - Status: Complete - id: 6446703

Edward is really sweet in this, but Bella is NUTS. I think it's a testament to the authors writing that I stuck it out with this one, because usually I would flounce when Edward or Bella keep repeating the same mistakes over and over without really going anywhere.

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Once upon a time, a quirky woman barreled into a soft-spoken man's life and turned it upside down. Not that he complained about it...
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Re: re: Dusty
« Reply #205 on: May 13, 2014, 10:24 AM »
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Thanks for this!  :) After all the comments, i feel like i've "read" it myself without investing myself too much. I can just imagine the type of scenarios they faced in the story. It does sound like it was great writing and storytelling to have such strong emotions from the readers. But, a coked up HS Edward and an HEA up in the air? Definitely not my cup of tea.  :( :-\

I recall it was mentioned that Trippin' is a darkward and he is also into drugs as the summary states. Is this correct?

The only really angsty ones i read were Emancipation Proclamation and Offside. I loved them both despite the situations they were in. A lot of "sweet"/loving scenes were in there to satisfy me plus a clear cut HEA bec they ended up together.

I guess what am asking those who've read all 4 is if Trippin' is full of feel good/romantic scenes that compensates/makes the angst bearable? With a definite HEA?

Thanks in advance for giving your comment to my query!

Note: i finished My Home My Heart. Loved it as well. Not replacing any of my top 15 but it is one of the very good ones i'd also rec. Such a fluffy read with negligible angst, just what the doctor ordered for my current stress levels. Ta, lovelies, for the rec!  :-*

I don't think Edward was the drug user in that story, if I remember correct, (it's vampward, can vamps do drugs?) but it was if not the first then one of the first fics I ever read so I'm a bit hazy on specifics apart from the genius that is YellowGlue's writing (Booked we're friend on Goodread I have a review up if that'll help). Its really romantic (the language she writes in helps with that) and plenty of feel good to counteract the angsts. Read it!

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Well, I just finished reading Dusty.   I'm very glad that I took the leap of faith (Thanks, Demaris!) and read this.   It was really good.   Really sad and tragic, and not remotely fluffy, but I'm glad I read it.   I said earlier that I hadn't cried yet, but I did cry in Chapter 38... Don't read further if you don't want to have the ending spoiled...   I have  lot of thoughts on the ending! 

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Ok and the last thing...  I noticed a weird discrepancy and maybe you guys won't remember if you haven't read it recently,
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So, a long rambling post there but now after reading Dusty I understand why so many folks couldn't really say one way or another whether it ended with an HEA.   :)

I'm really glad you enjoyed it....I can stop biting my nails in worry now! I think of Dusty ending as 'hopeful' after the time the two of them have had....trying to insert a typical HEA at the end of their story would have been disingenuous. Which is why I'm not that keen on the futuretake' I think it was written for all the wrong reasons. I was happy to leave it where it ends, its enough of a HEA for me...I don't need a wedding, I don't need rugrats (in fact, if E/B never have another kid for as long as they both shall fictionally live I'll be very happy) and white picket fences are bullsh!t   :D :D

NB. OK, can someone please tell me ....What. The. F*ck?!  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login  I would pay big money to listen to this audio...

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Trippin', Slippin', Stumblin'
« Reply #206 on: May 13, 2014, 04:31 PM »
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I don't think Edward was the drug user in that story, if I remember correct, (it's vampward, can vamps do drugs?) but it was if not the first then one of the first fics I ever read so I'm a bit hazy on specifics apart from the genius that is YellowGlue's writing (Booked we're friend on Goodread I have a review up if that'll help). Its really romantic (the language she writes in helps with that) and plenty of feel good to counteract the angsts. Read it!

Romantic with a lot of feel good, i can handle angst with that combo. Putting it back on my TBR  :)

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Yup, sure would like to be a fly in the wall. he must have really done something pretty f*cked up. to his credit, i give him props for not fighting back with a woman...

note: let me just rant on how fcking hard it is to go here and post using a phone. >:( fck punctuation, grammar, missing prepositions, will just let it go. so pardon if a lot of SPaGs appear on some of my post :-\
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Re: Trippin', Slippin', Stumblin'
« Reply #207 on: May 13, 2014, 05:14 PM »
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Romantic with a lot of feel good, i can handle angst with that combo. Putting it back on my TBR  :)
Yup, sure would like to be a fly in the wall. he must have really done something pretty f*cked up. to his credit, i give him props for not fighting back with a woman...
Put it at the top!

I know! Did you see the kicks she levelled at him? WTF could he have done?! I don't have a sister but the only thing that would make me react like that to an in-law was if he'd liked my sibling? And clearly he hasn't.... :o
 
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Don't Judge A Bella By Her Cover
« Reply #208 on: May 13, 2014, 05:29 PM »
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Put it at the top!

Will read TSS next after i finish Don't Judge A Bella by Her Cover by jtmd24. i just started it. i recall it was supposed to be humor but this...

“I bent my knee behind me and leaned back to adjust one of my four-and-a-half inch heeled, black, floral lace stilettos.”

She must be pretty bendy  :D :D I guesss it is humor  ;D

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Re: re: Dusty
« Reply #209 on: May 13, 2014, 06:22 PM »
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You guys have made me really want to read Dusty now so I can have my own opinions on the story. Reading Trippin now and only in like 10%, so just barely getting involved with the characters. About to read in just a bit and looking forward to what this story will be about!!!
Let us know what you think of Trippin...  I really enjoyed all of Yellowglue's "pretty" dialogue!  I think Dusty comes up now and then and every time I've seen people mention the fic it made me want to read it! Glad I did so now I'm part of the cool-kid-club!

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That's a great way of looking at it.  :) It's not your typical HEA but it does end on a positive note.
There's A part in the email which made me really laugh - Bella's writing about giving Edward a BJ and how she gagged so much she was nearly sick on him.  ;DI've literally just re-read Dusty and I totally forgot about the phone incident. Probably cos I'm so emotionally wrung out while reading it.  :D :D
Next time I read it I'm gonna make sure I keep my eye out for that as I know that in pretty much any other fic that type of thing would bug the hell out of me.  :P :P
Yes, I agree...  definitely on a positive note.  I'll admit that I was afraid that it might end with one of them tragically dying and I'm glad that's not the case.     Yes, the phone incident! It bugs me because it makes me think I was missing something.   It was in the jar of hearts chapter.

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Re: re: Dusty
« Reply #210 on: May 13, 2014, 06:30 PM »
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I recall it was mentioned that Trippin' is a darkward and he is also into drugs as the summary states. Is this correct?

The only really angsty ones i read were Emancipation Proclamation and Offside. I loved them both despite the situations they were in. A lot of "sweet"/loving scenes were in there to satisfy me plus a clear cut HEA bec they ended up together.

I guess what am asking those who've read all 4 is if Trippin' is full of feel good/romantic scenes that compensates/makes the angst bearable? With a definite HEA?
Trippin' is beautiful... very much a sweet romance and IMO much less angsty than EP.    Edward doesn't really do drugs in Trippin'... I think he might smoke pot once, but it doesn't really affect him.   Bella on the other hand does smoke marijuana etc, but there are no hard drugs like cocaine etc.   There is a fair amount of marijuana smoking but it isn't really an integral part of the story.  This is my favorite ever fic...   one of my top favorites of anything I've ever read actually, books included.     The HEA is great! You won't regret reading this one if you don't mind Yellowglue's poetic style of writing.   

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I'm really glad you enjoyed it....I can stop biting my nails in worry now! I think of Dusty ending as 'hopeful' after the time the two of them have had....trying to insert a typical HEA at the end of their story would have been disingenuous. Which is why I'm not that keen on the futuretake' I think it was written for all the wrong reasons. I was happy to leave it where it ends, its enough of a HEA for me...I don't need a wedding, I don't need rugrats (in fact, if E/B never have another kid for as long as they both shall fictionally live I'll be very happy) and white picket fences are bullsh!t   :D :D

NB. OK, can someone please tell me ....What. The. F*ck?!  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login  I would pay big money to listen to this audio...
YOu are so right...  a typical HEA just has no place with this Edward/Bella story.  I actually thought the ending was pretty good.  Thought they did a good job wrapping things up but not spoon feeding us the ending.   

Demaris, I'd really like to see your top 10 book and fic list one of these days!  You haven't lead me wrong yet.

And I am curious what the heck Solange was mad about... wonder if we'll ever find out?   I didn't see the video, but from what I read he didn't push her or anything, just stood there and took it.    Wonder what Beyonce was doing while this was going down? (she was there, right?)
 

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"I really don't care how this makes me sound. When you have a downloaded copy of a pulled story, you SHOULD NOT share it with anyone without the author's permission. You SHOULD NOT post it on a site that makes it available to others without the author's permission. You SHOULD NOT do ANYTHING with it besides keep it for your own personal enjoyment WITHOUT THE AUTHOR'S NOT ALLOWED PERMISSION. We spend our free time writing these and if we decide to pull something WE wrote, it is NOT YOURS to do with what you want. It still belongs to the author and without the author's permission, you keep that shit to yourself."

I guess there is no misunderstanding her feelings on the subject.
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"I really don't care how this makes me sound. When you have a downloaded copy of a pulled story, you SHOULD NOT share it with anyone without the author's permission. You SHOULD NOT post it on a site that makes it available to others without the author's permission. You SHOULD NOT do ANYTHING with it besides keep it for your own personal enjoyment WITHOUT THE AUTHOR'S NOT ALLOWED PERMISSION. We spend our free time writing these and if we decide to pull something WE wrote, it is NOT YOURS to do with what you want. It still belongs to the author and without the author's permission, you keep that shit to yourself."

I guess there is no misunderstanding her feelings on the subject.

Blah blah blah. Over a decade ago, I was taught that once something is posted online it's on there forever and that you essentially lose control of it.

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"I really don't care how this makes me sound. When you have a downloaded copy of a pulled story, you SHOULD NOT share it with anyone without the author's permission. You SHOULD NOT post it on a site that makes it available to others without the author's permission. You SHOULD NOT do ANYTHING with it besides keep it for your own personal enjoyment WITHOUT THE AUTHOR'S NOT ALLOWED PERMISSION. We spend our free time writing these and if we decide to pull something WE wrote, it is NOT YOURS to do with what you want. It still belongs to the author and without the author's permission, you keep that shit to yourself."

I guess there is no misunderstanding her feelings on the subject.
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Blah blah blah. Over a decade ago, I was taught that once something is posted online it's on there forever and that you essentially lose control of it.
Agree with you dasbaiyo. Once you release it for free, kiss it goodbye. Some authors asked and the mods here removed the twific. However, the authors can't control other people's actions, more so if they have no copyright over their work.

Why does an author change their mind and pull it?
1. They want to make money out of it - duh, they should have thought about that first before giving it away  ::)
2. It was bought by a publisher - off the bat you should have disclosed it was already released. Well, the publisher seems to be a dick too if they insist the author to retrieve the work. After all the debate and what happened a few years ago, it shouldn't even be asked of the author.
3. They don't like it out there, it needs rework, it is like leaving a piece of themselves - see comment 1, moron
4. They don't like the negative comments - if you can't hack it, then why expose yourself? Logically, you posted it bec you wanted to share it. But don't expect only positive feedback. Learn from the negatives. Remember, there are a lot of wackos out there, you won't be able to please everyone.

Bottomline, if you were a good writer, people will buy your work. If you were good for just that one free work, then don't expect to earn a living out of it or make much money. You have to live with your actions so man up and stop whining for f*cking yourself by giving it away for free. 

My apologies to our writer friends here. I know you're not like those authors who pulled. But this is my opinion and i give it away for free. I can't take it back, it has been posted.

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Demaris, I'd really like to see your top 10 book and fic list one of these days!  You haven't lead me wrong yet.

And I am curious what the heck Solange was mad about... wonder if we'll ever find out?   I didn't see the video, but from what I read he didn't push her or anything, just stood there and took it.    Wonder what Beyonce was doing while this was going down? (she was there, right?)

I think I've given you at least the top 5, haven't I? Though to be sure, it's pretty fluid... :D :D

The video was linked in my post.....That is why I'm so surprised, Beyone was just standing there, like a mummy. Odd.



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"I really don't care how this makes me sound. When you have a downloaded copy of a pulled story, you SHOULD NOT share it with anyone without the author's permission. You SHOULD NOT post it on a site that makes it available to others without the author's permission. You SHOULD NOT do ANYTHING with it besides keep it for your own personal enjoyment WITHOUT THE AUTHOR'S NOT ALLOWED PERMISSION. We spend our free time writing these and if we decide to pull something WE wrote, it is NOT YOURS to do with what you want. It still belongs to the author and without the author's permission, you keep that shit to yourself."

I guess there is no misunderstanding her feelings on the subject.
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Agree with you daisbayo. Once you release it for free, kiss it goodbye. Some authors asked and the mods here removed the twific. However, the authors can't control other people's actions, more so if they have no copyright over their work.

Why does an author change their mind and pull it?
1. They want to make money out of it - duh, they should have thought about that first before giving it away  ::)
2. It was bought by a publisher - off the bat you should have disclosed it was already released. Well, the publisher seems to be a dick too if they insist the author to retrieve the work. After all the debate and what happened a few years ago, it shouldn't even be asked of the author.
3. They don't like it out there, it needs rework, it is like leaving a piece of themselves - see comment 1, moron
4. They don't like the negative comments - if you can't hack it, then why expose yourself? Logically, you posted it bec you wanted to share it. But don't expect only positive feedback. Learn from the negatives. Remember, there are a lot of wackos out there, you won't be able to please everyone.

Bottomline, if you were a good writer, people will buy your work. If you were good for just that one free work, then don't expect to earn a living out of it or make much money. You have to live with your actions so man up and stop whining for f*cking yourself by giving it away for free. 

My apologies to our writer friends here. I know you're not like those authors who pulled. But this is my opinion and i give it away for free. I can't take it back, it has been posted.

End of rant



Jeez, she sure does like SHOUTY CAPITALS! Errr? Do you think Madam Speklez was talking about our index....Whatever! It's free, it's online, and sharing of a free story doesn't infringe on any kind of copyright.....Get over yourself or ask the site to take it down.
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I know!!! You have to give props to Jay-Z for not retaliating. But if I were Beyonce (I'm still hoping that might be the case one day  :P :P) I would of smacked the bitch - sister or not.
I think this has gotta be my fave Meme though:

Oh Mrs Fassy I had a lovely night with your hubby Mikey (you said I couldn't call him Mike, so I didn't  :D :D) last night watching 12 Years... again.  :)
I was talking to my friend about it as she rented and watched it for the first time this week and she was complaining that he had no redeemable qualities in it and I have to dis-agree
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I think I've gone all Fassy-fied again.  :P :P

I think I might of read the least sexiest thing when Bella's trying to lose her virginity to Edward:
"Ugh, Edward. I want you to f*ck my p*ssy hard....fast and deep! I want to feel you in my lungs you pound me so hard!"
 

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Re: Don't Judge A Bella By Her Cover
« Reply #216 on: May 14, 2014, 10:50 AM »
Really enjoyed this! Short fluffy read. Rec this too! SPaGs few and tolerable or i was enjoying reading it that  i didn't notice.

Didn't feel like reading a long one like TSS next so i ended up reading and finishing Catch My Breath. Thanks for the rec, supercreep.  :)

Happy am on a fanfic fluffy/romantic/humor roll.   :dance:  Will read Simply Coffee by Edward's Eternal next.

Am finally off to bed again
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I know!!! You have to give props to Jay-Z for not retaliating. But if I were Beyonce (I'm still hoping that might be the case one day  :P :P) I would of smacked the bitch - sister or not.
I think this has gotta be my fave Meme though:

Oh Mrs Fassy I had a lovely night with your hubby Mikey (you said I couldn't call him Mike, so I didn't  :D :D) last night watching 12 Years... again.  :)
I was talking to my friend about it as she rented and watched it for the first time this week and she was complaining that he had no redeemable qualities in it and I have to dis-agree
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I think I've gone all Fassy-fied again.  :P :P

I think I might of read the least sexiest thing when Bella's trying to lose her virginity to Edward:
"Ugh, Edward. I want you to f*ck my p*ssy hard....fast and deep! I want to feel you in my lungs you pound me so hard!"

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Loopy you do make me laugh. But I agree with you regarding Beyonce.....Uuunlesssss, my sister was slapping him down because he'd been playing away from home  :undecided: That is the only explanation I can think of why Beyonce didn't step up...as an aside; why is she sitting at a basketball game dressed as a secretary?  :o I hope when you're Beyonce you'll learn the art of 'dressing down'  :D

How could you have had a lovely night with my hubby when I was having a hot and steamy night with him....Granted he was pink, about a foot tall and vibrating, but still! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login When watching 12 Years I try to block out the actual film and just aim my tunnel vision on the Fassy, it's hard, bloody hell, almost impossible (and no Loopy, I don't think you can feel better by trying to find 'love' in his and Patsy's  interactions, good try though Love! Damn good try :D) but with a lot of practise you can achieve success...I have had a lot of practise  ;D

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You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Loopy you do make me laugh. But I agree with you regarding Beyonce.....Uuunlesssss, my sister was slapping him down because he'd been playing away from home  :undecided: That is the only explanation I can think of why Beyonce didn't step up...as an aside; why is she sitting at a basketball game dressed as a secretary?  :o I hope when you're Beyonce you'll learn the art of 'dressing down'  :D

How could you have had a lovely night with my hubby when I was having a hot and steamy night with him....Granted he was pink, about a foot tall and vibrating but still! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login When watching 12 years I try to block out the actual film and just aim my tunnel vision on the Fassy, it's hard, bloody hell, almost impossible (and no Loopy, I don't think you can feel better by trying to find 'love' in his and Patsy's  interactions, good try though Love! Damn good try :D) but with a lot of practise you can achieve success...I have had a lot of practise  ;D

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but the other stuff I've read about Solange is that she's a bit of a hot mess anyway.
Maybe Jay-Z and Jake wanted her to take down some notes about how the game went while they were having a laugh.  :D
I don't think dressing-down when I become Beyonce is gonna be a problem.  :P

Aww, you're making me miss my toys.
Which I'm sure are still floating about a field somewhere where there are probably some farm animals having fun with them.  :o :o
Damn, I nearly managed to convince my friend that there was love there until she nearly pissed her pants laughing at me.  :( :D :D

I don't think I've ever wanted to feel someone in my lungs like that while having sex.  :o
 

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« Reply #219 on: May 14, 2014, 12:35 PM »
I started Aha Shake!   I don't typically read "funny" fics, but this is hilarious!  I'm only a couple chapters in so far but loving it.    It's perfect for my post-Dusty-haze.

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but the other stuff I've read about Solange is that she's a bit of a hot mess anyway.
Maybe Jay-Z and Jake wanted her to take down some notes about how the game went while they were having a laugh.  :D
I don't think dressing-down when I become Beyonce is gonna be a problem.  :P



I hear Solange is bat shit crazy and didn't she just prove it.  Lets not forget this woman is also a mother, poor child.
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