Wow, that is such a....... interesting job. I wonder how much the pay for Fluffers are?
Ooh, seeing him in the flesh, with clothes, would have been quite a treat! His french accent is a turn on 
How was he like in person? Good guy or jerk?

Has your cousin worked with Johnny Castle, Derrick Pierce, Xander Corvus, Christian xxx, Johnny Sins or Ryan Driller?  Some of the guys i watch 

Jesus, Booked? Really?! That is quite a roster you have going on there  I'll ask her. Apart from MFHD (which you introduced me to in the first place) I have no clue. She says MFHD was pretty quiet but friendly and that he 'taller'  than she thought he'd be....

My husband laughed when I told him what I said! LOL!

Yeah, I might be interested, though if it were MFHD, I'd have to fight off Booked! 

They would have to pay a hella lot of money! Though...? Yeah. No. A hella lot of money.

So LailaB just updated Faithfully. She also says it's the last regular chapter. So those of you like me who were waiting to read it can pretty much start.  She just has an epilogue or 2 left.  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Rockerward. Though I just started it and E & B have the instant attraction thing going on.  So there may be an early I love you thing happening.  And? I kind of read parts of the last couple chapters when she posted to verify it's done enough and it looks like more than a fluffy piece -though there may be some fluffer action going on at some point being as how he's regretting his tight jeans right away! LOL!

I must admit I almost fainted when I saw she'd updated, but I might have missed earlier updates...When I put it on Alerts it hadn't been updated in a year, maybe?

Hello my lovelies, oh how I've missed y'all. 
It's official I'm cancelling my order for the bubble wrap suit going straight for the padded cell, it's a shame we lost our straitjacket in the floods otherwise I'd be sorted. 

Anyhoo, I've been up country (New Castle) for the last few days for my Brother in-law and his husbands wedding.
It turns out that I can break my own record, I was thrown out of a Pub, a Nightclub and a Taxi and nearly arrested all in the same night. 

Well, we went out on Tuesday night as soon as we got there as my Daughter was the assigned babysitter 
Anyhoo, we thought we'd do the Pink Triangle (AKA The Gay Village) which as you can imagine is great fun when you've got the hubby and all 9 of his brothers there. 
Me and the hubby were getting drunk and started to get shall we say amorous in the Pub and apparently it's not fine to try and give your hubby a hand-job in public, whoops.
So we thought we'd move onto a club and we found a private/dark area by the bar and lets just say the hubby thrusted a bit too hard and the bar stool I was on swiveled around so fast I fell off and gave everyone a bit of a show.
While the bouncer was helping me up, he took his sweet time in doing it as he was reading the lyrics tattooed on my inner right thigh, before saying we had to leave he then turned to me and said "Nice Bow, honey!! as you can imagine that is tattooed somewhere.
After that we got a taxi and I was so drunk I thought it'd be funny to have 2 rides at once. 
The taxi didn't find it as funny and threw us out, which meant we had about a 3 mile walk at 2am to make, I wanted to finish what we started but unfortunately a copper pulled over and threatened to arrest us if we didn't stop and then he drove us back to the hotel.

If that wasn't bad enough, the next day at the wedding reception I thought I'd be sly and read a bit of You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login as my BIL and his hubby were showing a slide show of themselves over the past 10 years (and as much as I love them both I've seen there slide shows tons of times), so there I am reading and it's a the bit where Bella gets a chocolate cock for Halloween, so I thought I'd get away with laughing at it.
Little did I know that the slide show had now changed to a tribute for Mart's (BIL's Hubby) Dad who passed away earlier this year. 
The hubby then made a comment about me being so country I didn't understand City Living, I wanted to Junk Punch him so badly. 

I'm now gonna go check post and see what's happening with our Mrs Fassy (or is it Mrs PA now?) and Mr PA and how everyone else is getting on. 

LOL, what can i say? Once i discovered and started watching free p0rn in the internet in early 2013 i became familiar with some guys. 
One thing i do know, no matter how big his dick is, if he's not good looking, i won't bother watching. So the roster are pretty good looking guys, 3 of them are actually bald but man they're still mighty fine! 

Xander corvus - kinda dirty looking/rocker type now so don't also watch him much

Xander corvus is a dirty looking/rocker type? I'll be damned....He looks like a 15 year old boy next door!

Hello my lovelies, oh how I've missed y'all. 
It's official I'm cancelling my order for the bubble wrap suit going straight for the padded cell, it's a shame we lost our straitjacket in the floods otherwise I'd be sorted. 

Anyhoo, I've been up country (New Castle) for the last few days for my Brother in-law and his husbands wedding.
It turns out that I can break my own record, I was thrown out of a Pub, a Nightclub and a Taxi and nearly arrested all in the same night. 

Well, we went out on Tuesday night as soon as we got there as my Daughter was the assigned babysitter 
Anyhoo, we thought we'd do the Pink Triangle (AKA The Gay Village) which as you can imagine is great fun when you've got the hubby and all 9 of his brothers there. 
Me and the hubby were getting drunk and started to get shall we say amorous in the Pub and apparently it's not fine to try and give your hubby a hand-job in public, whoops.
So we thought we'd move onto a club and we found a private/dark area by the bar and lets just say the hubby thrusted a bit too hard and the bar stool I was on swiveled around so fast I fell off and gave everyone a bit of a show.
While the bouncer was helping me up, he took his sweet time in doing it as he was reading the lyrics tattooed on my inner right thigh, before saying we had to leave he then turned to me and said "Nice Bow, honey!! as you can imagine that is tattooed somewhere.
After that we got a taxi and I was so drunk I thought it'd be funny to have 2 rides at once. 
The taxi didn't find it as funny and threw us out, which meant we had about a 3 mile walk at 2am to make, I wanted to finish what we started but unfortunately a copper pulled over and threatened to arrest us if we didn't stop and then he drove us back to the hotel.

If that wasn't bad enough, the next day at the wedding reception I thought I'd be sly and read a bit of You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login as my BIL and his hubby were showing a slide show of themselves over the past 10 years (and as much as I love them both I've seen there slide shows tons of times), so there I am reading and it's a the bit where Bella gets a chocolate cock for Halloween, so I thought I'd get away with laughing at it.
Little did I know that the slide show had now changed to a tribute for Mart's (BIL's Hubby) Dad who passed away earlier this year. 
The hubby then made a comment about me being so country I didn't understand City Living, I wanted to Junk Punch him so badly. 

I'm now gonna go check post and see what's happening with our Mrs Fassy (or is it Mrs PA now?) and Mr PA and how everyone else is getting on. 

Welcome back Loopy Girl   

I laughcried reading that post! The fact that you managed to get thrown out of a pub in Newcastle says a lot about your shenanigans (don't Geordie couples who are too drunk to make it home, which is all the time, just have group sex in the middle of the dance floor? JOKE!  Any Geordies on here, I am a joking, numpty, southerner! ) I think you can defo chalk this one up as one for the books.

I thought you flounced Cimmerian? Or was that FFG? But reading it at a wedding? That's a whole new level of addiction 

WHAT!?! I've been looking years for a pretty one. 
Okay hun as Jay Pritchett would say "We didn't have this conversation. This is a nonversation,"   :PYour wish is my command. 

My brother's used to tell me when I was younger that I'd make a great Fluffer (saying that it was someone who looked after rabbits!!) so that's what I'd tell the Nun's at school I wanted to be when I grew up. I'm pretty sure that what they thought I was training for a few years later when I got caught on many occasions with boys. 

Your hubby's can't be that bad looking, the amount of attention you give it? So even if it was at the beginning, by now, he (peen) thinks he's Brad Pitt and so behaves accordingly; what more can you want! 

Welcome back Loopy Girl   

I laughcried reading that post! The fact that you managed to get thrown out of a pub in Newcastle says a lot about your shenanigans (don't Geordie couples who are too drunk to make it hope, which is all the time, just have group sex in the middle of the dance floor? JOKE!  Any Geordies on here, I am a joking, numpty, southerner! ) I think you can defo chalk this one up as one for the books.

I thought you flounced Cimmerian? Or was that FFG? But reading it at a wedding? That's a whole new level of addiction 

Your hubby's can't be that bad looking, the amount of attention you give it? So even if it was at the beginning, by now, he (peen) thinks he's Brad Pit and so behaves accordingly; what more can you want! 

Lol, I was surprised we got thrown out as well considering what was happening downstairs which is where I wanted to go but the hubby was having none of it. 
I've chalked the night up to a being a bit of win considering that we weren't arrested that's always a plus in my book. 
I've not read HCV before kinda wish I hadn't started it though as it was alright when I started it and now that they're in love it's boring and sappy. I wanna flounce but every time I try I can't do it. 
LMAO, the hubby's peen is alright looking I've seen helluva lot worse ones. 
The hubby likes it well enough he gets it out whenever he can. 
He does this so much that whenever I watch a film that shows a peen Saxon shouts at the TV "No, not Daddy, not Daddy!" 

Xander corvus is a dirty looking/rocker type? I'll be damned....He looks like a 15 year old boy next door!

This dude is almost the spitting image of my Daughter's b/f who happens to be living with us now.
I'm so not gonna be able to look at him properly now and I already find that difficult enough after seeing more than I should of. 

And Loopy, am speechless! Laughing and cringing and thinking "what else can happen to her?" I was halfway expecting the bouncer got his ass kicked for taking a peek hence you and hubs almost got arrested (bar room brawl). 

Am just glad you weren't arrested and didn't need bail money. Should we start a fund now? 

Boy, you really do know how to have fun!   

Lol, the hubby just said to the bouncer "Yeah, it is!" and that was that. 
We have a swear jar and I'm pretty sure that's gonna be used one day for bail. 
In my defense I've not got drunk in over 2 years as I was pregnant most of that time so I was just making it up for it and apparently I've turned into a bit of a light weight. 

Hey!
I don't know if there is a lot of those, but I would like to read some good AH Bella/Edward stories where animals are important (like in a shelter, or someone is a veterinarian/has a cat/dog, etc).
Thank you!

Hey!
I don't know if there is a lot of those, but I would like to read some good AH Bella/Edward stories where animals are important (like in a shelter, or someone is a veterinarian/has a cat/dog, etc).
Thank you!

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login is a short fic revolving around rodeos so the horses are important. 

I read another one where Emmett, Rose, Alice and Jasper are animals, its a frontier times fic, but I can't remember it right now.

Hey!
I don't know if there is a lot of those, but I would like to read some good AH Bella/Edward stories where animals are important (like in a shelter, or someone is a veterinarian/has a cat/dog, etc).
Thank you!

Here are a couple.

Volunteer 13
By: Edward's Eternal
A favour for a friend. A few minutes of her life. Kiss a stranger and see what happens. "Easy," Rose insisted. "Kiss him and walk away." Will it be that simple?
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,100 - Reviews: 1,943 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: Apr 27 - id: 10304098
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Edward is a veterinarian.
Volunteer 13 is a work in progress.

College and Cowboys
By: Twireader81
Bella is an academic; a graduate student in university with plans to continue her studies internationally. Edward is a cowboy, a farmer and a man tied to his land. Can they overcome their differences to find true love? AH
Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Drama - Bella, Edward - Chapters: 90 - Words: 325,181 - Reviews: 1,927 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 607 - Updated: Jun 16, 2012 - Published: Oct 3, 2010 - Status: Complete - id: 6369508
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Edward is a farmer.

I have to say that I've missed Rob in the elevator as well especially now the Ad is is finally being shown in the UK. Every time I see it I may or may not fangirl slightly.    It's official I'm not going away again - I missed a convo about fluffers. 
reminds me that ChocolateSparrow hasn't updated You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login since November. 
My brother's used to tell me when I was younger that I'd make a great Fluffer (saying that it was someone who looked after rabbits!!) so that's what I'd tell the Nun's at school I wanted to be when I grew up. I'm pretty sure that what they thought I was training for a few years later when I got caught on many occasions with boys. 

Loopy, Thanks so much for bringing elevator Rob back.  Me likey! 

I can just see you and Ella working as fluffers!  I do wonder what your spouses would think of that career choice.  Maybe they'd be okay with it if you learned special tricks you could use at home.

Loopy, I don't even know what to say about your pre-wedding escapades. Glad you didn't miss the wedding because you were sitting in a jail cell for public lewdness.  As for your husband's peen, I would think it's all shiny and smooth, as much time as you spend polishing it.   

Demaris, I definitely didn't flounce Cimmerian.  I haven't read it yet.  I am a non-flouncer.  Heck, I even finished Quiet Storm, which I did not like at all.  I finally, after an extended effort and many distractions, finished Clipped Wings & Inked Armor.  Which, I have to say, was better than Quiet Storm, but just soooo whiiiney.  But then, so was Quiet Storm, if I remember correctly.

If you are referring to His Cimmerian View by WeeKittyAndTAT  I have read this and thought it was good. It had a pretty good twist IMO. I ready CW&IA, and I enjoyed that but it was just so long that sometimes I wanted to jump ahead a few chapters. I haven't read the Quiet Storm series yet, but it is on my ever growing TBR list.

I'll get around to HCV eventually.  CW&IA had its moments, but I like The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting so much and there was so much hype about CW&IA that I expected it to be really good...and it wasn't.  It was just marginally okay and it was really looong.  With respect to the Quiet Storm series, after reading the first one, it is unlikely that I will read the rest.  My recommendation is that you push it way down on your TBR list.

Thanks for the heads up. With 313 stories on my TBR list, it won't be hard to push that series down. LOL. I have been re-reading favs lately instead of anything new. I am almost done with This Life by Carano and it is the first new story I have read in a couple of weeks.